About the 13 Remarques in the second part of Banlieue13~~

Trycia 2022-01-08 08:01:29

1. As soon as the previous replay came up, I patronized the lush and handsome face of HC Parkour No.1 David. The nose is sharp, the nose is the nose and the eyes are the eyes. I did not expect that the years will make people fat. Little D is due to regular exercise. Without a long belly, the fat of time has all been transferred to the cheeks that can’t move. Looking at him lying in the ventilation duct, the big face that is becoming more obvious due to gravity, and comparing with the classmate Cyril who is still thin next to him, I screamed.



2. Isn't this the 13th arrondissement of Paris in 2016? Who can explain to me why the red banner "I wish the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games a complete success" appeared gorgeously and occupying the most dazzling center position of the lens.



3. It seems that in the entire 13th district, no one has no tattoos, and they all like to get tattoos on their faces. Men, women, young and old without makeup can set up a theater in Beijing directly.



4. Little D's first parkour was so general, I can only say that there is more parkour than less. It's no wonder how cool Mercedes can be in the garbage dump.



5. In contrast, Cyril’s first appearance can only be described as stunning. Of course, I am sure and sure that the dancer (not sure of the male and female) with the PP swaying pose is definitely a stand-in. Moreover, when Cyril took off his wig to reveal his big bald head, and his small smoky and beauty moles and red nails were close-up, I was embarrassed again. It seems that not all good-looking men are suitable for pretending to be women.



6. Digress, the headquarters man who is always sitting in the police car is really handsome.



7. When Cyril held up an ugly oil painting and started to beat one hundred against one hundred, I understood that parkour movies are about to become kung fu movies.



8. Traffic police, civilian police, and special police are all used to do useless work and serve as human sandbags. From the 25th minute, a bunch of special police only opened a door for a long time. The humiliation of the latter buddies was even more horrible. They didn't use all the guns, and they couldn't hit them. They just stood there and waited to be beaten. I couldn't bear to talk about the specifics. In the end, it took less than five minutes to guard the Elysée Palace and it fell. I can only understand this plot arrangement as an irony to the French army that has always been weak in history.



9. Oh my god, can anyone tell me why in the first movie, when the little D’s little sister who was small and exquisite with a rustic atmosphere became a black aunt, she burned her explosive head and rolled in a bed sheet with classmate Cyril! This substitution is too terrifying.



10. I want to say that it is necessary for the French to make a movie and have an idiot president? The reality is not enough.



11. Female compatriots must keep in mind: all men have a fatal weakness, no matter how strong and stupid they can pretend to be able to fool others, it is no exception. Once kicked, they will never be stupefied again.



12. Husband, the Chinese, the young guys, the black brothers, and the suspected Italians who have no difference in conquering the Elysée Palace and then sitting on a conference table with the French president, cigars, talking and laughing, the world is in harmony.



13. To rebuild a district, you have to drop a bomb to completely razor it. What kind of nonsense is this logic. The most nonsense is that those bombs were thrown down after a long time of tossing!





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Putting aside the plot, this sequel is actually quite remarkable in terms of technology, and a few chases are quite enjoyable. It's just that Xiao D and Cyril still have an old attitude. Parkour feels like they are half a shot slow. The most important thing is that Kung Fu is obviously a bit overwhelming. Everyone stopped running and everyone started fighting, which is meaningless.



I think I will live with the memories of the first episode four years ago.

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  • Leïto: What are you doing?

    Capt. Damien Tomaso: Thinking.

    Leïto: I don't like it when you think.