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Trudie 2022-01-06 08:02:03

Yesterday, I watched with excitement, oh no, I enjoyed "Red Cliff", and I couldn't calm down for a long time. Until now, those beautiful pictures continue to appear in my mind.

Now, I need to calm down.

That's right, I just dropped it at the "most handsome Zhuge Liang in history" classmate Takeshi Kaneshiro. By the way, Classmate Jin was really beautiful when he played, the troubled times, the war, the beacon...then the scene was peaceful, Huang Yanyan dropped into the grass, and Classmate Jin appeared in a sleeping pose...Later, I realized that he was lying and listening to the enemy. The number of people is so wise! ! I doubt very much about each Jin’s lens. On the opposite side, he raised a huge and brightened reflector, shining his eyes so embarrassingly that he was shining brightly, causing death and injury in the cinema... Let’s

get back to the subject, now I want to Tell me about the main content and central idea of ​​this movie.

By the way, in the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a middle-aged strange uncle named Cao Cao, who loved wars, often had migraines, and had a crush on beautiful Xiao Qiao for many years... But he had no friends.

And his enemy Liu Bei and his military adviser Zhu Xiaoliang, with multiple identities such as members of the Animal Protection Association, obstetricians and gynecologists, made friends everywhere, in order to achieve one world one dream.

One day, Zhu Xiao After Liang ate a lot of meals, he went to Wu Guo to meet Sun Xiaoquan. Sun Xiaoquan is the king of Wu Guodi. When he is fine, he likes to shoot wild South China tigers. When Zhang Zhen appeared on the stage, his face was cold, and it made people feel that there are so many handsome men, how could the box office of this movie not be high! Zhuge Liang wanted to persuade Sun Xiaoquan to be friends with him, so Jiangzi and the two countries could join forces to eliminate Uncle Wei.

I saw Kinjo Takeshi’s eyes flashing with love, staring at Zhang Zhen for 10 seconds, and muttering words in his mouth asking if he wanted something like this... Mr. Zhang is really determined. I’ve changed it for a long time. He rushed up and said I wanted it, but he waited for 10 seconds and said: I think about it, I think about it again... hesitate, hesitate, hesitate to kill people.

Zhu Xiaoliang was very frustrated, thinking of my invincible electric eye and invincible hands all over the world, I can't make you a melancholy man. But the handsome and coquettish NO.1 Zhu Xiaoliangdi's friendship journey will not be interrupted. He intends to challenge the limit and go to Chibi to find the heartthrob Zhou Xiaoyu. Hesitate to make him regret it!

It is said that Zhou Xiaoyu is a literary and artistic youth who loves both civil and military. One day he did push-ups with his wife, Xiao Qiao, and cried when he did the third drop. Xiao Qiao thought to himself: It doesn't make sense to do it, just cry. If you can't cry, do it well...

To welcome Zhu Xiaoliang to the bird, Zhou Xiaoyu held a special 8-minute date for the bird at home. In an ecstasy ensemble, two heartthrobs, four high-voltage electric eyes, dozens of strings, shook the sky, thunder and fire...the other two people present at the scene were actually just dim light bulbs. . Oh, burn it, fall in love with people!

In the next time, Zhu Xiaoliang and Zhou Xiaoyu became friends. They often have Ai Di staring at each other for a long time, reminding each other to be calm so as not to burn their bodies; or one kills the enemy on the battlefield, the other silently admires the heroic attitude of the lover on the podium...

happiness and sweetness are not always long. On this day, Zhu Xiaoliang said sentimentally to Zhou Xiaoyu that one day we will see each other with swords and guns (I’m eager to see you in an instant, I want to rush in and ask when and when, I’ll get a hemostatic bandage first)... Zhou Xiaoyu's heart is wild. And torment, but we still have to be calm and say, when the time comes, Yu is Yu, and bright is bright. A trace of sorrow flashed in Zhu Xiaoliang's eyes... pigeons flew by the big river, two lonely figures condensed into eternal statues in front of the window.

A little injured Zhu Xiaoliang, carrying Zhou Xiaoyu on his back, secretly seduce the future sister-in-law Zhao Wei (really very killer, praise!). I saw Zhao Wei pouting after being angry and asking in Wannian Anhui Mandarin: "Do you think I'm too much?" Zhu Xiaoliang, who came out on a special trip, raised his eyebrows and smiled lightly, "I think you are very individual." ( A~A~ I vomited blood and died in advance) "You still know me best." Zhao Wei smiled and turned into a flower. Please, Zhuge Liang, the most handsome in history, is in the same room with you and teasing you. Can you hurry up and laugh silently!

It's a pity that the story ends here. It depends on Zhu Xiaoliang's meeting with Zhou Xiaoyu, or Zhu Xiaoliang's other secret history of making friends. It has to wait until the end of the year. Before that, I also need to calm down...

In short, this story tells us that only by being handsome can we make more friends; only by making more friends can we eliminate bad guys.

Uncle blame has no friends.

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Extended Reading
  • Vito 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    The lines are real. .

  • Vito 2022-03-26 09:01:09

    CG technology is too bad, and it hurts badly.

Red Cliff quotes

  • Cao Cao: General Cai, I see many grammatical errors here, I hope your military strategies are not as poor as your command of literature.

  • Cao Cao: [subtitle version] When a loser join forces with a coward, what can they accomplish?