【Iron Man 2】Complete appraisal report

Hank 2021-10-19 09:49:25

Star rating: ★★★

[Iron Man 2] Very disappointing! It is not as exciting as the first one, not to mention the procrastination of the plot. It is a product that operates strictly in accordance with the business model, and even the appearance and battle time of the actors are calculated with a stopwatch. The directors are trying their best to make this sequel look different and want everyone to be surprised. Congratulations, we are really surprised and surprised. Why is [Iron Man 2] so boring and so bad? Didn't the guy named Jon Favreau have a script when he was making the film?

In the plot of 1 hour and 50 minutes, the battle scene is only 20 minutes! The general sequel blockbusters follow the principle of more enemies, upgraded equipment, more popular scenes, and more compact rhythm. [Iron Man 2] looks like this, and the opponents have become three. The Iron Man appears one black and one red, and a bunch of cottages. Version of the robot, but it's not like that at all in the plot. We are like being fooled by the producer from the beginning! In fact, the fierce male whip lock classmate and the iron man fought twice, but each time they were killed by a spike, the fighting time added up to exactly 3 minutes. As for the classmate Scarlett Johansson, the Black Widow, not only was she not an enemy of the Iron Man, she also helped the Iron Man break into the Lair of Whiplash and became the Iron Man's assistant. By the way, she replaced the shadow queen Gwyneth Paltrow and played ambiguously with the Iron Man. As for Sam Rockwell, the rich second generation, apart from making big talks with the iron man, he had never done anything before, and was finally arrested by the police.

The whole movie is almost only the personal show of Robert Downey Jr. Look at him nagging, look at his ass, look at his hips. When Downey was still Chaplin, why didn't he realize that he was so handsome? Even in [Fur], he hung up all his hair and came to a nude show with the actress Nicole Kidman. Didn't find that he has such a good figure and such a sexy ass? It seems that forty-one men's flowers are the best interpretation for Downey. No wonder the ruffian Guy Ritchie promotes Downey's figure when he promotes [Detective Sherlock Holmes]!

In the first 30 minutes of the movie, an Iron Man fan meeting, a court battle, and a short race car. And you don’t even have a laugh, you can imagine how boring it is. Fortunately, two good actors, Robert Downey Jr and Sam Rockwell, were supporting them with their performances. The former continued to fart, and the latter continued to behave. But we have seen these in the trailer! Finally, in the 30th minute, the whip lock classmate finally took off his clothes on the racing track and appeared in smart outfits. Destroyed several cars in 3 minutes, played a cat and mouse game with Downey, and lashed Downey's ass a few times. Then Pepper threw the iron man equipment to Downey who was embarrassed, and the iron man appeared. Then it took 1 minute to kill the whiplash classmate in seconds. This was the first time the two met, and the appraisal result was a one-minute spike.

In the next 30 minutes, I still don't even have a laugh. Both parties went back to research new equipment. The wealthy businessman Sam Rockwell took the initiative to find Mickey Rourke, who became his benefactor behind the scenes. The movie only took 30 minutes, and the plot was boring. At 60 minutes, the black iron man of Don Cheadle appeared and flew all the way to the military base in the Middle East. The new equipment for the whiplash was almost completed. Then Sam Rockwell appeared in front of Don Cheadle again and successfully stole the teacher. Thank goodness! The director finally remembered the humor, and the film dialogue finally began to be slightly humorous. The movie just took another 20 minutes.

1 hour and 20 minutes. Sam Rockwell brought the copycat version of the Iron Man he successfully stole the teacher to the press conference. At this time, the rough male whip lock suddenly became a computer hacker, and successfully controlled the boss's copycat iron men. [Iron Man 2] The ultimate battle begins. A pile of broken copper and rotten iron chased black and red all over the night sky, during which some buildings were blown up, with zero mortality! After chasing for 17 minutes, the director was tired, and then asked the iron man to come to a laser circle to kill all the copycats. In the end, Whiplock brought their new equipment to the stage again, and drew two whips from the two iron men, and the director took the black iron man quietly by the way. After 2 minutes of fighting between the two sides, the whip lock was killed by the iron man again. The fighting time was 3 minutes! The appraisal result, the second kill, the duration is 3 minutes.

Then the director let Iron Man and Pepper flirt on the roof super boringly for 10 minutes, by the way, let the black iron man Don Cheadle become a light bulb. The movie is over!

[Iron Man 2] Appraisal is complete! I have never seen a movie with so many tails for a sequel. The rivals Black Widow and Sam Rockwell, who was taken away by the police, are naturally reserved for the next Iron Man movie. And the ambiguous relationship between Pepper and Iron Man is finally on the right track, even though Scarlett Johansson, the sexy meatball, as long as he appears in a tights, the iron man is dead. The relationship between Iron Man and Black Widow is almost limitless, but they are enemies after all. This may be the highlight of the story. Although this sequel is very disappointing, and it is surprising that it will fail so, but [Iron Man 3] is definitely only a matter of time. I just don't expect that much anymore.

Even if you don't need to think about the summer blockbuster, you should at least see what you can see like Michael Bay, blow up everything you can see with the naked eye, and satisfy the audience's desire for destruction. Who doesn't like watching to burn money! But in [Iron Man 2], there is nothing to enjoy, the rhythm is loose, the plot is chaotic, the fight against impotence, and the humor is drastically reduced. All supporting roles are all reduced to cutscene. The movie is only left with the personal charm show of Robert Downey Jr. The one inherited is really nothing new. It's Scarlett Johansson's tights and Sam Rockwell's acting skills that make people shine!


PS: Will the villain of "Iron Man 3" be "Mandarin"?

The biggest enemy of the Iron Man series-Manchu, is a Chinese.

The Manchu was born in China in the 1920s, and his parents died very early (presumably from the overthrown imperial family of the Manchu dynasty). He was raised by his cynical aunt. After growing up, the Manchus used their ancestral wealth and personal talents to gain a high position in the Kuomintang group that ruled China at that time. The founding of New China in 1949 completely reduced the Manchuria to ordinary civilians, although there were still many colleagues in the Kuomintang that supported him. After years of trying to regain power to no avail, the Mandarin came to a mysterious village of Sipirits (Valley of Sipirits), where he discovered a spaceship that had been buried with alien species for many years, and obtained 10 mysterious spacecraft that controlled the operation of the spacecraft. ring. After years of training, the Manchu finally mastered the technology of this advanced alien species and conquered the surrounding villages by this, and received a new group of followers. Manchu’s evil ambition is to use his new mysterious power to first Conquer the entire China and then control the world, claiming that he brought "wisdom" and "harmony" to the world like his great ancestors.

We can even say that if "Iron Man 3" really makes "Man of Manchu" debut, then it is estimated that it will cause an uproar in China by then.

As for the Chinese character of "Manchuria", it will also be a hot topic.

Zhou Yunfa? With Fa Ge's popularity in Hollywood, it is most likely!

It is estimated to apply Li Ang's classic slogan, "Everyone has a Mandarin in their heart."

Author: coca
Source: Image Daily

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Iron Man 2 quotes

  • Tony Stark: What's the point of owning a race car if you can't drive it?

  • Tony Stark: I just want to talk to you for a minute, well, make that 30 seconds...

    Pepper Potts: Okay.

    [looks at her watch]

    Pepper Potts: 29, 28, 27...