Really fucking make up

Pietro 2021-12-30 17:20:36

"A Million Ways to Die in the West." 7 points. The works directed by Seth McFarlane are nonsensical. But I went to the Western movie first, and then Charlize Theron. She had a line in the film saying that although I am not that beautiful, my tits are great. This is a super nonsense spoof movie. A waste man (director, screenwriter and starring) is dumped by his girlfriend and desperately wants to leave the west and go to San Francisco. As a result, Anna, played by Theron, entered, and Wuchai's life changed. Of course he is still useless. Anna's true identity is the wife of Jiangyang Robber Colinche. This is the fucking trouble. This villain turned out to be played by Liam Neeson. Of course, I have no feelings for this man. Good luck with the waste wood, he ran into an Indian on the way to escape. The Indian inexplicably helped him smear the bullet with rattlesnake venom. As you know, Colinche burped, and the waste wood took Anna and went home. This may be the most angry Western after I watched it, but it took me two hours to finish it.

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  • [from trailer]

    Edward: This is my first vagina.

    Ruth: You've never seen one?

    Edward: No. I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.

    [pause while character lifts up skirt]

    Edward: It's, uhh, it's, it's that, right?

    Ruth: Oh yeah, it's this, it's like from here to here.

    Edward: Oh.

    Ruth: But this is just the outside, there's these folds.

    Edward: Okay, I'm gonna close the bible now.

  • Edward: Hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.