S01E01 Flushed
That age brings wisdom and greater confidence?
Susan, age brings you more to shave
It doesn't matte. whether you accept it or not. it's over. you're dumped.
Look, um, it's not you, okay? it's me.
Then why am i the one that's getting dumped? you should be the one that gets dumped.
Exactly, it's all my fault.
So dump me.
No!
What?
We can work on your problems.
Look, sex can be very stressful for men.
You judge us on technique, sensitivity, stamina
And we're just happy if you're naked. half naked.
S01E02 Size Matters
Have you thought through your foreplay yet?
What do you mean, foreplay?!
What do you think i mean? Mean where exactly
Do you take your socks off?
My advice is to get them off
Right afteryour shoes and beforeyour trousers.
That's the sock gap.
Miss it, and suddenly, you're a naked man in socks.
No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her
What do you call people you go out with but you don't try to sleep with?
Men
S01E03 Sex, Death & Nudity
This episode is so funny! ! ! ! !
S01E04 Inferno
He said he loved you?
It's what men do. when there's a gap in the conversation. They hate silence. It makes them feel guilty.
Pause for a second, and they ask you, "what's wrong?" Two seconds, and they ask if you've got your period. Three seconds, and they love you.
I went out with him for five years. He never said he loved me.
It's easy. If it's what you want. You've jst got to ride the puase. Trust me, most marriage propossals are the result of a longer-than-average silence.
You know, I have never understood, the male obsession with lesbianism. A whole area of sex with nothing for them to do. Just answered my own own question.
I think they like to imagine they can get in there and convert them.
EXACTLY.
I'm surprised someone like you would think that gay people could be so easily diverted from their sexuality.
S01E05 The girl with two breasts
S01E06 The Cupboard of Patrick's Love
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