Second, you are married, and you have a few buddies who are not married. Before you get married, you mix together every day. After you get married, you meet every one to two years because your wife doesn't like them.
3. You are not married yet. You have a few married buddies. Before you get married, you mix together every day. After you get married, you will never see them again because their wives don't like you.
Fourth, married men who have been married but have never had a bachelor party.
Fifth, not married yet, but there can never be unmarried men who are single in line, because your future wife cannot nod and agree to such a bastard request.
Six, you are in your thirties but you still live like a little boy in your early twenties, doing low-income jobs ruinously, listening to Jay Chou’s music, like Harry Potter but can’t find a girlfriend, the only thing in your life The highlight is that your sister sent you out to hang out with your brother-in-law like an undercover agent. You swear to your brother-in-law that you will not tell your sister what happened, because such a night of indulgence is a rare experience for you.
Seven, your wife asks you to call her every 15 minutes to tell her your whereabouts. Even if you go to pee, she also asks you to tell her the sign of the toilet and go to check it yourself the next day. Even so, you still dare not leave her, because you don't know who in the world besides her will contain you, an old man who is ugly and lacks a sense of humor. For you, a safe and calm life is more important than anything else.
Eight, you are very poor, you have never been to a casino, you like "Rain Man" and "Gambling City Wind and Cloud", you have the IQ of an ordinary person, but hope to have a card counting as effortless as adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing within ten The mentally retarded brother.
Nine, you like Jack La Motta and McThyson more than Ali and Holyfield.
Ten, you have long been disappointed with American comedy.
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