Brainstorming, laughing and exploding the universe, what else can't be done by Teacher Diosi!

Adonis 2022-01-08 08:02:31

Have you ever thought, if one day, you have super powers, what will you do with your super powers?

The movie "Magic Teacher" recommended to everyone today tells the story of a middle school teacher, Neil, who is unsatisfactory in work and love, after being endowed with super powers by aliens, he starts a journey of fantasy and hilarious laughter.

"Magic Teacher" is a sci-fi comedy film directed by Terry Jones, starring Simon Peggy and Kate Beckinsale. The film was released in the UK on August 14, 2015 and on September 9, 2016 Japan was released in mainland China. In the film, the brain is open and full of laughter, it is a rare high-quality British comedy in recent years.

In the eyes of aliens, people on earth are just a pastime for them to have fun.

A group of aliens made a bet on the survival of the earth.

They randomly choose a person on the earth and give him the superpower to do what he wants. If this person eventually becomes an insatiable villain, the alien will choose to destroy the earth, but if this person still maintains a good nature, The aliens withdrew this plan.

Neil, an ordinary middle school teacher, is an ordinary little person who has unwilling work and unsatisfactory love, and has accidentally caused many troubles and is very funny. He has accidentally become the son of heaven.

He was surprised to find that he could solve the problem with just a wave of his hand and became omnipotent.

He wants to let people live, so the corpse can be resurrected; he wants to disappear instantly, so the living can also disappear; he wants to be the president of the United States, so the homeless will have a day of prosperity; he wants to introduce friends to his friends, but everyone Have become admirers of friends...

I thought this was a good thing that would make him reach the pinnacle of his life, but unexpectedly, he did so many stupid things.

When he first got his superpowers, Neil splurge ignorantly.

Want to have abdominal muscles, immediately transform into a muscular man.

I want to live a life where I open my mouth and stretch my hands after dinner, and immediately satisfy my wishes.

One day I was eating with my friend, and my friend asked him: If you have a wish that can be realized immediately, what would you choose?

Neal thought of the class he was in charge of, which was the worst class in the school, and the students liked to make trouble, so let the whole class blow up.

So, with a wave of his hand, his class really exploded and all the students died.

Neil was dumbfounded when he got home.

He looked at his dog and thought: Has the wish really come true?

Then, he subconsciously said another sentence: clean up the shit. Then, shit, he actually started to walk on his own, jumping into the bathroom, closing the door, and jumping into the toilet.

Frightened to his weak legs, he immediately opened a bottle of wine and poured his sorrow. Drinking and drinking, he suddenly felt that the wine was too rubbish.

Need to change a bottle of high-end wine to soothe the frightened little mind.

Then, in the next second, the bottle in his hand bounced and left the house and stopped at a liquor store.

In the next second, the wine bottle smashed through the glass and jumped into the room.

The siren rang instantly, and the police behind chased him up, and Neil hurried away with the dog.

When he was about to be overtaken by the police, Neil made a wish: My dog ​​and I are eating at home now.

In the next scene, he and the dog appeared at home to eat dog food.

After Neal recovered, he hurried to the bathroom to brush his teeth.

Brushing and brushing, it suddenly occurred to me that I really blew up a bunch of students.

As a result, I felt very guilty and made another wish-I hope that all the dead will be resurrected.

Then, the camera came to the morgue.

A forensic doctor was reading the newspaper, and when he picked up a teacup to drink water, a group of dead bodies actually cheated on their bodies.

The corpse covered with a white cloth sat up, got out of bed, and left here. All the buried ghosts in the cemetery were also resurrected.

In addition, Neil also did many hilarious stupid things.

He used his superpowers to conjure the pink policeman, and everyone laughed when they saw the policeman.

He also used his superpowers to make the British people’s ears pointy and their feet into duck feet. As a result, the streets were full of weird people.

Finally, on a certain day, Neil realized that having superpowers must serve others!

The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility!

But do you think he will counterattack and become a hero who saves the world? of course not.

Neil wants to be president of the United States? As a result, he chose to give up because the president was busy with official duties.

Want to spy on your neighbor goddess? The result was almost blinded by the goddess.

Since Neil has superpowers, although he is omnipotent, he can only make things worse.

He is omnipotent, but does meaningless stupid things.

Could it be said that small people can't be big heroes?

the answer is negative.

Neal’s problem is that he has superpowers but traps himself in love, love, money, and evil tastes.

He has always been a loser in life. He is eager to be recognized and noticed. After he has super powers, he will try to satisfy his long-existing inferiority complex.

With super powers, he only wants to do what ordinary people do. His character is destined to be an ordinary person in life.

This weekend, "Magic Teacher" is expected to be the best choice for comedy movie fans to relax and unzip!

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Extended Reading

Absolutely Anything quotes

  • Dennis: I wouldn't mind shagging your leg right now...

    Neil Clarke: I thought I turned you into a rational thinking creature!

    Dennis: Rational thinking creature still have desires!

    Neil Clarke: We'll soon deal with that...

    Dennis: NO! Don't take my desires away from me!

    Neil Clarke: Why not?

    Dennis: They wouldn't make my life worth living! Biscuits, shagging!

  • Neil Clarke: I don't think I like your conversation!

    Dennis: But I worship you, master! I love you so much! I can't bear displeasing you! My whole world collapses when you're cross with me!