Ha ha ha ha

Florence 2022-05-27 22:47:18

It's so funny, invincible Allen.

Fools make trouble in Science City

Woody Allen

The brain is my second favorite organ

The future man took out the man of the year around 1972 and asked him to help get the news. The thief, the humorous senior black

Have you ever taken a serious political stand

I have tried not to eat grapes for 24 hours

I wake up and owe the rent for 200 months

I opened a restaurant in London in 1972, although people may suffer from food poisoning, but only occasionally

Are there some weird animals or futuristic things here? Such as the body of a crab or the head of a social welfare worker?

What the hell is registering a communist instead of a gun

Oh, there is an organization in the National Firearms Association that helps criminals get guns so they can shoot citizens. This is a public service.

Don't look! This is the 1990 newspaper, oh... the Pope’s wife gave birth to twins (satisfying future low morals)

I asked my mother where I came from

She heard of rabies and said she was bitten by a dog

Looking in the mirror, you can change channels to see others brushing their teeth in front of the mirror

What does your wife do

She is the killer of the mafia

Is she pretty

Yeah. Very beautiful blonde hair. The nose is very attractive. It has two blue eyes. X is of course one on each side. I like this layout. That’s why I married him.

The underground party here used the song of the last "banana" revolutionary underground party

You tremble so much

Then how do you want me to tremble

What am I doing here? I’m 237 years old. It’s time to get social pension.

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Extended Reading

Sleeper quotes

  • [last lines]

    Luna Schlosser: Oh, I see. You don't believe in science, and you also don't believe that political systems work, and you don't believe in God, huh?

    Miles Monroe: Right.

    Luna Schlosser: So then, what do you believe in?

    Miles Monroe: Sex and death - two things that come once in a lifetime... but at least after death, you're not nauseous.

  • Miles Monroe: My brain? It's my second favorite organ!

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