A teacher, a friend, and a rival

Garett 2022-05-28 10:30:27

I like this drama very much, and I have always been unable to resist the type of court bickering + comedy.

In particular, the three protagonists are really live treasures. Although the other supporting characters are getting more and more weird, they are still pretty.

Denny Crane is a well-known barrister. He has won 6043 cases in 45 years and has never lost.

He adapted a lot of jokes to sing praises to himself: a man died and went to heaven. He saw a man in a suit making a closing statement, so he asked who it was? Saint Peter said, "Oh, that's God, he thought he was Denny Crane!" What is

rare is that although he has amnesia, he does not forget his narcissism. He could only retreat from the enemy, and his old man felt that he only had to report his name: Denny
Crane, and then waited to win. His adopted son also inherited this precious narcissism, so when the two father and son met, we just See whose house is going off:
Denny Crane: Denny Crane.
Donny Crane: Donny Crane.
Denny Crane: Denny Crane.
Donny Crane: Donny Crane.
Denny Crane: Denny Crane.
Donny Crane: Donny Crane.
Denny Crane: Denny Crane .
Donny Crane: Donny Crane.
Denny Crane: Denny Crane.
Donny Crane: Donny Crane.
Denny Crane: Denny Crane.

He may forget himself, but he will not forget to draw his gun. Once Alan was kidnapped in an outhouse, Denny took a handful of blessings against everyone’s persuasion: No problem, I’m from the former Marine Corps, I’m a sniper, eh ? Or a pirate? I can't think of it anymore. Maybe it's a pigeon shooter. Now, when I shout: "Let's go", you will open the door.
Tara Wilson: You are crazy!
Denny Crane: Let it go!

Denny has different opinions on many things: it feels good to shoot bad guys. You Democrats don't understand that Americans are pioneers, and our nature is to protect our family, protect our money, and kill bad people.

…Environmentalists are no good guys. Yesterday they didn’t let us set fires. Today they don’t let us fish. Tomorrow they will say that Alaska cannot drill and produce oil to destroy the scenery. Boy, let me tell you, I'm here to enjoy nature, don't talk to me about the environment.

...How can you forbid red meat? We are cannibals. Our ancestors who immigrated here on the Mayflower in 1620, the first thing we did when we went ashore was to eat a few Indians.

In order to win the lawsuit, they will do everything possible, such as letting a black leader Sharpton guide public opinion to pressure the judge so that a gay person can continue to play Santa Claus: The image of Santa Claus has been distorted for dozens, hundreds, and thousands of years. It's time to change, give the world a Christmas black old man, let the black man come down from the chimney to spread joy and good fortune to the people.
Alan Shore: [whispering to Sharpton] Comrade, not black.
Sharpton: Discrimination against homosexuality must stop. Let us say that we support gay power. Let us say that we accept comrades. Hug them and sit on their laps. Let the silver bell of tolerance ring this Christmas. Let people sit under the Christmas tree and unpack gifts while removing roadblocks of thought. We need your brilliance, judge, just today. Let gays be my brothers, your brothers, let gays be school teachers and construction workers. Give the world a comrade Santa Claus, Almighty Lord, Almighty Lord, Almighty Lord!

When the judge is not afraid of his prestige, Denny has another trick: You know what I will do. It's not that you deliberately cannot get along with you, but I will sleep with your wife.

The friendship between Denny and Alan is deep and almost suspicious. They SPA together, make facial masks together, and they wear the same pink costumes to the masquerade party.

Alan was troubled by night terrors. Ask Denny to protect him at night. Denny's first reaction was like a little girl who was attacked: Are you trying to get me to bed?

Denny: I hope you and I get married,...marry someone else separately...I'm not gay! !
Alan: I heard what Freud called the subconscious.

Alan has always been brave enough to try new things. For example, going to Texas without riding a mechanical bull is incredible for him, just like going to Los Angeles without having sex with Paris Hilton.

Alan Shore: You only need to know two things about me: I am also a lawyer.
Lester Tremont: You said three things.
Alan Shore: Look! Know what unruly means, this is just the beginning.

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Boston Legal quotes

  • Denny Crane: You left me, Shirley. Women don't leave Denny Crane. And for a secretary!

    Shirley Schmidt: It was the Secretary of Defense.

  • Alan Shore: Objection, your Honor. You can't preface your second point with "first of all."

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