Pan Khan's "300" film review (purely reposted)

Jadon 2021-10-19 09:47:47

In the Greek city of Sparta, there are a group of strong men who walk around naked every day. One day, a Persian messenger came to deliver a letter, asking for their land and water. Of course, the strong men stopped doing it. Lima killed the messenger. . War seems to be inevitable.

The strong men believe in the devil, and the strong male king listens to the devil’s oracle. The devil said that Greece will fall, Sparta will fall, and Sparta’s army will fall.


Regardless of the obstruction of the parliament, the strong king decided to lead three hundred of the strongest men northward to stop the Persian invasion. I saw these three hundred strong men, all muscles coming out of PS, and the strong man shouted: Spartans! The strong men will roar, ah ooh. Have you ever seen a wwf game? By the way, that's the energy.


Three hundred strong men set off in this way, each with a shield and a spear, of course, no munitions are needed. In fact, only the strong man ate an apple from the beginning.

At the end of the narrow road on the northernmost cliff, there is the sea. The camera is switched, oh my grandma, the sea is full of warships coming out of PS, which is scary. Later, it was the Persian head-wrapped warrior who came out with copy paste on the screen. The strong man shouted, Spartans, everyone, ah ah ah ah. Don't be afraid, the enemies seem to be many, but they are actually coming out of PS and fighting. The shields of strong men are impossible to break, and the spears of strong men are indestructible. The enemy's wave of offensive, no matter whether it is a change of person, a longevity, a ghost, or a strange one, can't beat the three hundred strong men.

Of course, the enemy’s leader couldn’t stand it anymore, and he appeared in person. It turned out that he was the famous gay lord. The gay lord was all decorated with a twisted expression. Seeing so many strong men, he had already moved a lot in spring and said tenderly and did. My sex slave. The strong man is furious. Although I am very muscular, I am not the kind of person you think. The gay lord is naturally furious. As a result, there were waves of attacks, and they still couldn't beat the three hundred strong men.

In the end, gay lord relied on the traitor to lead the way and forced the strong men to death. In fact, it's also very strange. Looking at the scene, it hasn't changed much from the previous waves of attacks. How come the strong men feel that they are going to be finished this time. Gay lord ultimatum, kneel down to be my sex slave, you should continue to drink spicy food, I just watch your strong men drool. The strong male king pretended to kneel and threw the javelin, but only scratched the oily skin of the gay lord, in exchange for a rain of arrows flying all over the sky. Although the first few arrow rains of the larger scale were all right, this time they took them All shot to death. The director said, you guys should die too.

The only surviving Spartan strong man led more strong men on the expedition. He said, last time, we only had three hundred, this time we had ten thousand. The camera pulls, hey, hey, who is PS, I said ten thousand and not ten million, alas, you people. The strong men yelled, the Spartans, and the strong men all over the mountains yelled, ah oh ah oh ^

film ^ end ^

In fact, the whole film should use the ad slogan like this:

Mi version of the Western Man with Broken Sleeves No Hand-to-Wrestle Materials to experience the big show! ! ? The water has no code! ! !

"Super Hot Tits Classical Beard Man·Dancing Chaotic Hot Spring City" & "Blood-battering Human Meat Cut·Xi Nin Tune: Dead Thing Sorrow, Persia, Greece".

Sad Words of War —— Hot Spring Pass の collapse! ! ! Suffering of Sparta! ! !

300 brothers of ghosts and beasts are exposed in the wild (uncensored broadcast)



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300 quotes

  • Spartan King Leonidas: A new age has begun, an age of freedom. And all will know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it.

  • Spartan King Leonidas: Unless I miss my guess, we're in for one wild night.