In fact, in my opinion, this film is nothing at all. It is completely an inspirational story about 300 meat pie to defend the country. The plot is as follows: There used to be a pile of deep-fried patties in
300 meatloaf
. Their main characteristic is that they are golden in color and slightly burnt. There are two big meatloaf on the chest, and as far as the chest meatloaf is concerned, the male is bigger than the female.
They were originally happily living, multiplying, and running naked in the free city-state. Suddenly one day, the meatballs struck!
I don't know if it is mixed with shiitake mushrooms or sesame seeds. The meatballs from Persia are all dark in color. But color is not the point. The key is that they are so large that it is not enough to use the entire Mediterranean as a hot pot.
The brave meatloaf decided to defend his right to survive, multiply and run streaking to the death, so although some deformed and ugly meatloaf used a shampoo advertisement starring in a tender meatloaf that had not been deep-fried, it opposed the emperor of the meatloaf. When the pie played, the meat pie emperor brought 300 hardcover patties to fight the meatballs.
The meatball leader agreed to be a god, and asked the meatloaf to surrender to it—meatloaf thought: KAO, isn’t it just trimmed eyebrows and full of steel bars all over the body? At best, it’s a gay with SM habit—no one is not. Dump it.
So the meatballs rolled towards the meatloaf, slashing each other with knives, the minced meat flew across the battlefield, and it flew very slowly.
At the beginning, the meatloaf was dominant, and the meatballs were chopped up and a wall of meat was piled up. Later, the meatballs took advantage of their abundant meat. After re-fabrication, many new types of meatballs with different shapes but generally ugly were introduced. Even the bursting pill is launched! Explosive! Sparks exploded on the heads of the meatloaf...Although these flashy new meatballs were finally defeated by the meatloaf, the meatloaf was also badly injured. The big meatloaf on the chest was decorated with color, the most handsome one. The meatloaf man was also chopped off his head.
Later, an ugly meatloaf who had been in the meatloaf emperor's Interview for a long time informed the meatball boss, and the meatloaf was hit by two sides, and his life was hanging by a thread.
At the same time, a group of meatloaf politicians in the Meatloaf House are deliberately intriguing. Forgot to mention that because the meatloaf politicians do not protrude from the meatloaf, and there is no fierce thirst for streaking, there is a class gap with the pure meatloaf, so it doesn't matter whether they are led by the meatloaf or ruled by the meatball. There is even one of them, very cheap, with the meat cake queen being a slut to distract the meat cakes from the facts. In a rage, the meatloaf queen used the powerful nature of the meatloaf and picked up the kitchen knife to chop the cheap cake. The biscuit fell to the ground and died, and the meatballs and gold coins were scattered on the ground. The biscuit only realized that "Oh! This is a traitor."
It's a pity that the 300 patties on the battlefield are unstoppable. The "Ultimate Streaking" of the Emperor Meatloaf dropping his shield and helmet was also unsuccessful. In the end, 300 meatloaf was nailed to death by random arrows, and the battlefield became the largest cutting board in history.
After-viewing: The
whole film is like an ultra-long MTV with erotic underwear as the core. The theme of the underwear is "Ancient Greece", but the music is Rock...
The spiritual temperament of the city-state is replaced by the value judgment of the United States, for example: Political capital It’s corruption, politicians are all intrigues, religions are all deceitful, as long as Fight for Free is great... the most important point... the aid comes very late... (Oh, sorry, it’s not American value judgments, this is the end of American movies.)
Finally , it is a major mistake in the history of Chinese film that the broadcasting and television did not introduce "300"-its introduction can reverse the audience's disappointment towards Zhang Yimou, Chen Kaige, and Feng Xiaogang, and it can also raise the country’s prestige and tell After the world’s Hollywood plagiarized the script of "Infernal Affairs" in Hong Kong, it more accurately imitated Master Zhang’s botched arrow-like locust special effects in "Hero". As for the endless slow motion in the process of hacking, it must have been mastered by Master Feng. In "The Night Banquet", the slow motion is used to draw a large living person flying around in the air; and during the confrontation between the Emperor Meatball and the Meatball Messenger, a large well suddenly appeared behind the Meatball Messenger, which is simply Chen The bun that travels through time and space in the master's "Promise" is reprinted!
In summary, "300" has cute characters, healthy themes, and By Product, which promotes the national industry, must be introduced, definitely!
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