A one-sentence review of the two seasons of "Master of Horror"

Roger 2022-09-20 14:49:29

Season 1

S01E01. Mountain Road Accident: In the United States, 10 people were slapped to death with one slap, and two of them were perverted murderers. Even if a beautiful killer was replaced, it could not cover up the bad street nature of this episode.

S01E02. The Dream of the Magic House: At first I thought it was another schizophrenia, but later I found out that I had wronged others. That mouse really has a face, well, it's barely creative.

S01E03. Death Dance: In the United States, 10 people were slapped to death with one slap, and two of them were zombies. Even if there were two female zombies who could break dance, this episode would still be boring and outrageous.

S01E04. Jennifer: Thad said it well, everyone has a tendency to M in their bones. If this person becomes cheap, 10 Mercedes-Benzes can’t be pulled back. It’s okay to scare men, but this girl doesn’t feel it.

S01E05. Chocolate: Being the female version of Markovic, creative and suspenseful, this season's favorite.

S01E06. Back home: Even zombies can vote in the US. When will my kingdom go down the road of democracy?

S01E07. Deer Girl: Don't talk to strangers, even if they are former Brazilian supermodels.

S01E08. Cigarette Brand: You can change the title of the film "Curiosity Killed the Cat" or "Murder Case Caused by a Video Tape", this season's second love.

S01E09. Rebirth: This pair of parents has a cup. Sure enough, the son was born with his elbows turned outwards.

S01E10. Miss Bug: The director's inclination is a bit uncertain. If you make a sequel, you can name it "The Birth of a Bug".

S01E11. Take me on the road: Edit, in the United States, 10 people were slapped to death, and at least 8 of them were perverted murderers. These days, even killers are not easy to mess around with. This season's three loves.

S01E12. Haeckel's story: This is the love that lasts to the death, the four loves this season.

S01E13. Memoirs of a ghost trick: "Flowers and Snakes" + "Rashomon" + "Memoirs of a Geisha" + "American Psycho" = Takashi Miike's performance is abnormal.

Season 2

S02E01. The Cursed Thing: Daddy Horror Infinite Loop.

S02E02. Family: In the United States, 10 people were slapped to death, and three of them were middle-class people who were driven crazy by life. Music witnesses a beautiful middle-class life.

S02E03. The Name of the Vampire: Did those buddies break up in the Thirty Polar Night?

S02E04. Voice: Upgraded version, in the United States, 10 people were slapped to death, and at least four of them were middle-class people who were driven crazy by life, well, actually you are driven crazy by sound, this season's favorite.

S02E05. Life: It turns out that humans are the most terrifying creatures, and John Carpenter has been a little off the chain recently.

S02E06. Fur: In the United States, 10 people were slapped to death, and at least 10 of them were ghosts who had wronged Xue. Even a group of raccoons who had wronged Xue would not prove that Dario Ajietu was in Hollywood. Muddy beach.

S02E07. Exterminator: In the United States, 10 people were killed with a slap, and at least two were aliens. I think the director should change the name of "The Last Woman on Earth" and make a sci-fi version.

S02E08. Valerie on the Stairs: In the US, 10 people were slapped to death, and at least 8 were novelists who were driven crazy by editors. Even if you used the special effects that made me cry, it would still be useless. novelist.

S02E09. The right to die: Upgraded version. In the United States, 10 people were slapped to death, and at least 11 of them were ghosts who treated Xue wrongly. Even if the murder weapon in the world becomes a devilish man, it does not prove that you care about human nature.

S02E10. Screaming Ice Cream: Counting the 12 souls who have wronged Xue, director, you might as well just copy Erzi's ice cream, revenge is the most boring.

S02E11. Black Cat: Stewart, how did you fall into such a state, where is the passion in "Living Dead"?

S02E12. The Washington Family: In the United States, 10 people were slapped to death with one slap, and at least one group was an ogre. Even if it was replaced by Washington vs. Men in Black, it would not be able to hide the idiots in this episode.

S02E13. Old Dreams: Japanese and Korean female ghosts die!


The two seasons are summed up as follows:


Don't go to America!

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Extended Reading

Masters of Horror quotes

  • Jim Wheeler: [to a bound captive] I never get involved in another man's work.

  • Stacia: The only question is which one of you is the bigger psycho?