The so-called "science fiction" made by Lao Maozi is really bad, right? ! ! !

Gennaro 2022-04-19 09:02:44

The space version of the same theme, "Jupiter Ascending", has completely exploded it. They are also wrapped in "sci-fi" coats and fall in love with aliens. Although Jupiter's plot is also very low, and the character modeling is also super shocking, but anyway There are constant special effects and various explosions, and some starships are also very exciting for the bombing. Besides, this film is really boring. Whether it's the plot or the special effects, the special effects are really eye-catching at the beginning, but in the middle of the plot, it starts to be muddled, and the relationships and personalities of the characters are also unknown. It feels like the whole film. Two-thirds of the budget was spent in the first 20 minutes. Reminds me of the primary school Chinese teacher who repeatedly emphasized when teaching us to write essays that the essay must be written as ''leader'', ''pork belly', '''phoenix tail'' In this way, the grading teacher will continue to read it. The director and screenwriter of Lao Maozi also inherited the true biography of the Chinese teacher of the primary school in mainland China. If the so-called "leader" in the first 20 minutes is not used, it is estimated that everyone will be watching half of the rhythm! When I saw the aliens appear in my memory, another Keanu movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still" appeared in my memory. It was also a human-shaped alien with a facial paralysis. Keanu's performance was very good. There will be flesh and blood when there should be flesh. In watching this movie, the character and IQ of the aliens are simply flawed! It gives the impression that the root tendons are missing. The Russian director and the mainland director are the same. They all prefer vases. When filming, just find a background for the vase and stick to it, and don't worry about the rest. The character of the female pig is also disgusting to the point of being disgusting. She rolls the sheets with her boyfriend and twists her body so happily under her body, but she keeps saying no You don't want a body, but you're very honest!" Sure enough, the slut is hypocritical. The part of using the diaosi man to help is also interesting. Diaosi, who usually doesn't even look at him, will call to and fro when he needs it. He needs help from others, but he is so stubborn. Later, the star actually stuffed the alien into Diaosi's house to recover from his injuries! Big sister, at that time, humans and aliens were hostile, okay? Why don't you bring it to your own home? ? The most amazing thing is that after helping the girl pig, he threatened to kill him if he said it out? ? ! Didn't you fucking promise to give Diaosi a French kiss when it's done? Typical river crossing and bridge demolition? Throw it aside after using it, don't even want to take a second look... What's the difference between a girl pig and those scumbags who lift their pants and leave without paying after prostitution? These two tops are simply one shaking s, the other shaking m, it is a pity that they are not a pair. It is estimated that when the screenwriter wrote the script, he wanted to write the female pig to be cool, handsome, and feminist? But in fact, it makes people think she is a Pseudo-white lotus, real-bitch! The heroines of the movie next door are all kinds of truth, goodness and beauty, but this one is sloppy, willful, and pretentious. The first half also vowed to take revenge for the bento girl, and the second half directly and the so-called enemy Shang Erlei, even with an ex-boyfriend! The three views of the Russians are enough to refresh my views... A little suggestion to the editor, the next time I write about the aliens and the earthlings, I will ask Grandma Qiongyao as a consultant. The so-called sadomasochism of Lao Maozi is deeply in our opinion. What a joke! Of course, this movie still blows the so-called "some domestic blockbusters". That's right! What I'm talking about is the Fuchun Mountain Dwelling Picture, the Pancake Man, the Future Police, etc. ¥&*# that insults IQ...Sorry, I really don't want to use the word movie to describe them!

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Attraction quotes

  • Saul: Your planet is forbidden for an open visit.

    Colonel Lebedev: Why?

    Saul: Extremely aggressive social environment.

    Saul: Despite being close to perfect climatic conditions.

    Saul: Four billion violent deaths for the last 5000 years.

    Saul: Over the same period, about 15 000 major military conflicts.

  • [first lines]

    Julia Lebedeva: [voice over] When I was little, my mother and I loved to sit and look into the night sky, just like this. To dream that we are not alone, in the whole universe, that the stars are the eyes of the angels who are watching over us. But when my mother got sick, none of them helped. That's when I realized that no one is out there. Only silence, emptiness and the cold.