1. This is a pig nose. It looks bad, but it tastes great. 2. (Mr. asks: "What is the guillotine for?") Claudette: "Is it used for shampooing?" 3. My dad doesn't dare to beat me, do you know why? Since I dared to look him in the eye, then he would sign the contact book. 4. If there is no underworld, police officers are useless. 5. Write to me 100 times: I do not use untrue imitations to ridicule the Dean of Students. 6. You can't hit me because I wear glasses. 7. Are daydreams considered behavior? 8. Why do I not know what to do next? Because my life is so good, I am not willing to change. 9. Work can be handled permanently in the city, generally speaking. 10. Mr.: "Anan, if you look at the doctor obediently, I will take your math test." Anan: "Do you have the test scores?" Mr.: "(Taixi) Yes." 12. I'm sorry, they really didn't make it out. 13. I want to travel far, go to China or the seaside, my parents will repent and let me separate, but I will not come back until many years later, when I become the captain and make a lot of money, I will take them to the movies , others will say: "Look, Nikolai took his parents to a movie, and even if they treated him badly, he still paid for the movie ticket." (Nikola's physical activity on the way away from home.) 14. My dad told me how he was rich. One day, he saw an apple on the street and he sold it for 10 yuan. (And then?) He bought two apples for 10 yuan and earned 20 yuan. (And then?) Then he took up the uncle's industry. 15. Uncle asked: "Nicholas, do you like your sister?" Nicholas: "I don't know now, I'll talk about it when she grows up. She has no teeth or hair at the moment." Uncle: "But she's still cute. Nikolai: "Cute? It's all red and wrinkled, like a dried orange, with dull eyes and foaming at the mouth. Everyone is laughing and pranking... The only thing she does is spit white. Mo. What I want is a little brother. My mother gave birth to a little sister. I really don't know why. And then it's all over her body. I've seen her naked. She seems to have four buttocks. I want a puppy." The world burst into laughter... 16. At this moment, I know what to do, when I grow up... bring laughter to the world.
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