And put him in control
Watch him become a god
Watch peoples heads a'roll
--------------------Megadeth "Symphony of destruction
" I'll do it myself. Everyone knows I love to touch girls' hair, and a lot of people call me a pervert for it. That's fine, but imagine, if someone like me became a national leader, but I still have such a hobby, what would you think? I believe that if that is the case, there will be an organization similar to the "hair touching" army in China and even around the world. Almost all women will be willing to let me touch their hair, and even change because of my preferences. their hairstyles. Who is changing?
A lot of people said they wanted to give me wigs, but I never received them because I needed interaction. Every time I touch a girl's hair, I do it only with the consent of the other party. If the other party does not agree, I will never touch it. This is my principle. I have always pursued your happiness, so I am a happy way of life. Many girls don't like me touching their hair, but some people do. When I was celebrating my birthday this year, I was very moved by the state of Miss Shen Che in school. This is what she said, happy birthday dear Du Peng, we take care of our hair every day, you are welcome to come back to China for inspection at any time. I was in tears looking at the screen, and for me, this is a great friendship.
I have always felt that Queen Li of the Southern Tang Dynasty was the most pitiful person in the world. Of course, no one can tell who promoted the footbinding, let's say Empress Li. If he is not the emperor, I think at most his wives and concubines will bind his feet or something. However, it was destined that this buddy became the emperor, and a quirky hobby became the will of God. This is good, the girls in the whole country are miserable, and they have been miserable for thousands of years. People always have hobbies, even emperors are no exception, but the fault lies in those who take advantage of these hobbies and fabricate a god's will out of thin air to control the world. This man should be killed.
I now understand why China's leaders are so impersonal, or hide their personalities. They are afraid! What are you afraid of? What I'm afraid of is to become the second generation of Empress Li. I sometimes wonder, if xx leaders accidentally reveal their preferences, will it affect the customs of a nation for thousands of years? Everything is possible.
I personally like to touch black or dark colors, preferably undyed or permed hair. The hair should be smooth, neither too soft nor too hard, and I like to touch the hair of girls with bigger heads. For specific standards, please refer to Miss Ran Qian. Therefore, if we are truly democratic that day and we can really achieve a referendum, please don't vote for me as the leader.
I don't want to be a sinner through the ages.
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