Shocking works of weeping ghosts and gods. There is no one who can make a movie to this level except Zhang Yimou. Within three hours of coming out of the theater, I was trying to find a worse film, and I finally failed. This movie is probably the worst, silliest, silliest, silliest movie I've ever seen, bar none. Well, you may be unconvinced, so let's have a good chat about this movie, with minor spoilers, but don't worry. For this movie, it doesn't matter if it's not a spoiler or not ㅍ_ㅍ. First of all, in terms of framing, scenery, costumes and props, this is a continuation of the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics. That's right, it's a promotional video of Chinese elements. What calligraphy Tai Chi, yin and yang gossip, ink landscape all come up. The palace was to be built in the middle of the river in the Three Gorges or Yangshuo, and the ministers had to make boats in the last dynasty. The palace is also covered with giant vertical calligraphy works. All the people, regardless of the emperor, ministers, handsome men and women, are all wearing clothes painted with splashed ink and water. At first, I thought it was a black and white film. Fighting training or something must be on the gossip chart, and then soft and strong, Yin and Yang, you know, a little girl who does not know martial arts, just because she is a woman, she suddenly realizes that the person who restrains the most powerful martial arts in the world tricks, just because that person is a man! What, are you not convinced enough? Okay, how about adding a buff blessing of continuous heavy rain, water overcomes fire, isn't it logical this time, hahaha. Let's take a look at the plot again. The story is about a country's governor who became senile due to a knife wound (could it be that the knife is coated with melamine?), he came up with a brilliant idea and found a substitute to replace him. , the so-called shadow. What are they doing? We all know how to substitute for them. There are movie stars or national dignitaries who appear in place of the real person in some difficult or dangerous situations. naive! ! The stand-ins here are for everything, courtship, diplomacy, and even sleeping with the wife. Of course, they didn't really sleep. After the two of them made the beds, they slept separately, one on the bed and one on the floor. You know, the motherfucker must end up sleeping together in the end. But the smartest governor in the world doesn't understand that when the madam teaches Shadow Kungfu, not only can he teach him hands-on, but he also has to teach him personally. Laomouzi's idea of creating his own worldview is evolving endlessly. If you want to learn martial arts, we have to sleep before we can communicate with each other before we can learn. . . Hahaha. Then there is the great governor, the emperor's various intrigue stories, full of eyesight of "Golden Armor in the City", and finally forcibly reversed and reversed, and the shadow and his wife became the big winners in the world. Has the dog's blood arrived at grandma's house? Finally, let's talk about the impression of the scene. From the beginning to the end, it makes people feel sick and dizzy, just like watching a group of mentally ill jumping gods. Once I couldn't help it, I vomited and vomited all over my sister in the front row. I hurriedly bowed my head and apologized to someone, only to find that the sister also vomited, and she was apologizing to her in the front seat. . . . . . I admit that these two movie tickets were exchanged by posting on Moments last month, but a cup of coffee of 9 yuan is really my own money, it hurts. After watching the movie, I started smacking my mouth. I was able to finish watching such a rubbish movie. What's wrong with having this time? How meaningful is League of Legends rushing for gold or returning to Warcraft to save Azeroth. Alas, I feel that the whole National Day is not well spent. Tears swirled in the circles of his eyes, unable to hold back. Men should be strong in front of women. My wife took my hand and comforted me. Seeing that you are so pitiful, I will not smoke you, but if you show me Zhang Yimou's films in the future, we will divorce. Dirt steamed buns, 2018.9.30
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