Martial arts, so strong, it made me stick to the back of the chair in the theater

Payton 2022-04-19 09:02:43

Hello fellow headliners!

Lord, I know that you have been deceived countless times by my long and frightening titles.

But, this time, this time is different. Really different. The title is really true!

Yes, I Hu Hanshan is back.

Please allow me to express my feelings first.

Forgot how long? I didn't write the movie review? How long have I forgotten, I haven't encountered such a video that I have to say something? I forgot how long ago, didn't I make sure to go and watch it just because I saw a trailer? I forgot how long ago I stopped going to the cinema to watch the films of local directors? How long have I forgotten that I stopped writing such long and smelly comparison sentences to relieve my uncontrollable chicken jelly mood?

how long? how long? I no longer use the exclamation mark for my chicken jelly duck jelly goose jelly? how long?

Long, long, long enough to write a book like Hundred Years of Solitude to review!

No matter how viciously anyone criticizes me, no matter what kind of cynicism and deep contempt they may encounter, I will declare loudly that I love [Martial Arts]! Don't try to correct or argue with me in front of me, or you will be shot. At that time, I will definitely put away my gentle good-natured, and unreservedly expose my wickedness. Using the trick that Master Xingsuo taught me, I will fight with you! No exception!

Having said that, those who have different opinions, don't look down. It's not good to hurt your body~ After watching the

martial arts, it is officially

martial arts! It is eos in the film industry, it is the king, We we will rock you. We are the champion.

It is well known that the mountains and rivers of martial arts films are declining, although [Jianyu] I don't think it is that bad. Just as Tu sighed and hesitated, Mr. Chen Kexin found a new outlet for martial arts films. He foresaw and practiced a road hidden in the deep alley that no one knew about. He is a revivalist and revivalist of martial arts films. As a lover of martial arts films, please don't blame me for being too polite, and let me give him a deep bow. Because of this, he will always be loved by the girl and me. Amen.

You know, our director Chen Kexin, he is not alone, no.

He has a good hand that rivals Maradona. The leading actors are omitted here. Soundtrack: Chen Guangrong, Jin Peida. With a large number of supporting actors and drama crews, I can't help but sigh like a little citizen making a "tsk tsk" sound.

Here, first of all, I would like to express my highest respect to Mr. Chen Guangrong. When you join forces with Mr. Jin Peida, it is called a combination of Chinese and Western, and it is called a tough one. You are like Taro Iwayo who was possessed by Tora Torato, Kitaro and Joe Hisaishi who played rock music, and it was like coming to Williams and Weber to play Chinese elements. Admiring me, my tongue doesn't work anymore. I feel that it is no exaggeration to say that if there is no such a good soundtrack, the effect of the whole film will not be able to come out at all. . . Everyone looks so stupid in an instant. This, I think it is easy to imagine. It turns out that Mozart has a story, roughly that the royal family felt that the music he wrote was too strong, so he simply asked the ballerina to dance a section without music, and the choosy royal family instantly felt its stupidity. That speed is definitely faster than Sophie's elastic body. So ah, if martial arts didn't have such hot music, the result would be the same stupid ×.

Let's talk about the role of the leader. Fans of Shaw Brothers martial arts films must not be unfamiliar. The two Shaw Brothers actors I have seen the most and liked the most when I was a child are Lau Ka Fai and Wang Yu. Lau Ka Fai will not show it this time, because once it is published, it will be endless, and I will change from a person who talks about things of interest to a mandarin chatter, and then evolves into a hardcover enhanced version of chatter. In a word, looking at the entire Chinese film industry, who else can play the role of the leader of the Seventy-two Earth Demons, and can guarantee that the effect will definitely surpass Wang Yu. I dare to speculate, no one dares. Even if someone dared, Chen Kexin would not agree. Writing this, I actually feel so itchy, how much I want to watch [One-Armed Swordsman] again. The preciousness of [One-Armed Swordsman] lies in the fact that it is tough enough, simple enough, and full of sincerity, and it is also less. Especially these days, too few movies have such a sword spirit of Li Baijiu. When facing doubts about the ending of [Martial Arts], Chen Kexin said that he just liked [One-Armed Swordsman] and wanted to make an ending like [One-Armed Swordsman]. A big director with one of the best local commercial values ​​can only have such a simple original intention, and the little girl admires it.

So, a classic, always a classic. If you don't understand the meaning of the classics, you can read Calvino's [Why Read the Classics]. Not listed here.

All in all, as soon as Wang Yu reappeared in the arena at that time, [Martial Arts] had no doubt that he had to watch it. Don't tell me about Wang Yu's blemishes, the girl has a lot of psychology, and the girl likes such a bloody person and a person of high spirits. thanks.

Relatively speaking, the expression of the love between men and women in [Martial Arts] is not very colorful, but it is very concise. Conciseness is the most basic quality of all good writers. For example, Mark Twain, Hemingway, Keigo Higashino, and Yasunari Kawabata are all like this. Mr. Chen Kexin has always been very good at writing and painting, and seeing the few short scenes he arranged for the female characters Tang Wei and Hui Yinghong, whether as light as a weeping willow, or as heavy as a dungeon in the earth, is unforgettable. , Yingyingchaochuo. Personally, I feel that Chen Kexin's control over female characters is basically hopeful to catch up with Akira Kurosawa, at least he has always been on the road. Nolan felt inferior to them in this regard. In addition, Chen Kexin's way of driving the characters and the direction of the story feels greatly influenced by Masahiro Shinohara. In particular, the degree of closeness to [Assassination] by Masahiro Shinohara is by no means the same.

Mr. Donnie Yen, in the future, you will follow Chen Kexin, stop looking around, there is the archway of [Martial Arts] standing here, no matter how much you toss, you will always look at it. I have to say that Zidan's fist-to-meat style of play really matches Mr. Chen Guangrong's soundtrack, and suddenly it lingers to the end of the world, you are the wind and I am the sand. Below is a quote from a friend. He said that Zidan can surprise us every time and make breakthroughs every time. [Fuse] is tough, [Ip Man] overcomes toughness with softness, [Jingwumen] is tough, and [Martial Arts] is sane. In fact, I can't remember the exact wording, so let's do it. But I also want to add [Slaying the Wolf], which is ready to go.

Mr. Jincheng also speaks Sichuan dialect. In fact, look at how talented you are as an actor. What kind of music did you do in the early years? It was a waste of time. Takeshi Kaneshiro is very smart to handle this very annoying character with a sense of joy, otherwise the whole film would be too gloomy. In recognition of his achievements, I, who never drink beverages, decided to buy a bottle of Lipton Green Tea endorsed by him. . .

Talk about the ending song. Strongly complained about the theater that drove people away without finishing the ending song. Wanda is better than Jin Yi at this point. Yesterday I went to Wanda, there were few people in the hall, I was very relieved, but what I was looking at was the place where the heart was burning like a frozen turkey, and a foolish woman in the back row made a call with confidence. I endured it again and again, and finally I couldn't help but ask her to go out and make a phone call. . . She ignored it and continued to play loudly until the end. Called later. . . Sin! It may be that my self-cultivation and self-cultivation have been very effective recently, and my voice is full of gentleness (even submissiveness), so there is no shock at all. It may also be that the physical structure of her face is different from normal people like us, more complex than us, reaching the level of primitive wild boar. Or maybe she came from that uncivilized savage land, her mind was disordered, and her brain couldn't receive normal brain waves. Alas, poor. You can't blame the government for the problem of perversion, but where can you tell her to get out of it?

The ending song, I like it. Dou Wei is an absolute genius, and it is completely understandable that there are some minor flaws in the genius. Ordinary people who are entangled in genius problems appear stupid.

Look at [Martial Arts], put on a cheesy statement. His shocking picture is the Chinese version of [Deformed Steel]. His confusing plot is [Batman]. Takeshi Kaneshiro is China's Dr. House. Wang Yu is China's Voldemort. Donnie Yen is the Chinese version of Nuoqi, the Jedi Knight who can fight without a laser sword, and the naturally formed Wolverine. The main thing is that the society needs such a tough guy with chivalrous bones and soft guts!

Brother Meteor, you must watch it!

Since it's just released, I can't bear to spoil it. The plot will be analyzed later.

In the end, let me dare to assume that if the schedule of [Let the Bullets Fly] encounter [Martial Arts], it will definitely not have such a good box office.

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