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"Little Soldier": You are the big guy!
Jarret 2022-04-22 07:01:48
The company issued movie tickets, an old movie theater. The theater's owner should thank James Cameron for being brought back to life because of this year's Avatar. Watching "The Soldier". Now such a bad movie can be in the hundreds of millions. There are no heroes in the world, let the old guys become more and more. I don't know what they are talking about, but I just heard Lord Long say: You big men. Leehom Wang has only one line: Little people! I fuck, talk once, I want to vomit blood once. If what Long Ye said is true, this is a film he has conceived for many years. I feel that these two lines basically know the film, except for a little bit of action, what are the overtones of Long Ye. What Lord Long wants to say is, fuck it, I have suffered enough from big people, I want five acres of fertile land, grow some melons and beans, catch up with good policies, and it is best to avoid agricultural taxes, and I will be satisfied. Of course, just think about it. Think about the sins of our big people. Saying that the Chinese people need to be managed will cause a lot of scolding, picking up a girl and saying that the style is not good, taking an advertisement and splashing ink, taking a pornographic photo, and sharing it with the whole world, we Is it easy! After watching it, I suddenly felt sympathy for the big man. Maybe the future Dragon Lord can make a movie about the master of the world. He will definitely be born, preferably in the 70s and 80s. I want to grow up watching Jackie Chan movies. There will be tears in the eyes of the people. After watching the movie, I hurriedly got on the last bus, squeezed into a bunch of little people, and continued to live my dire life.
Extended Reading
Top cast
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The Soldier: [to his bound captive] You know, when I was little, I caught a wild boar. My father set it free. Do you know why? It was pregnant. Are you pregnant?
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the General: The tastiest meat is a gorilla's lips. The tastiest fish is the caviar from Eastern Sea.
The Soldier: No wonder you went to wars. You ate too much.