The media is becoming more and more concerned with the trivial things, while turning a blind eye to the big events. Obviously there is an explosion on the opposite side, but the media will pay attention to a pair of missing socks.
Do people admire people who will do anything to get a position, but scoff at people who do whatever they can to get some petty profit -- even if their behavior doesn't make any difference at all?
Don't you set the obesity standard high and you won't be fat? Is it stipulated that melamine content can be contained in milk? Do cows have melamine in their bodies?
Why do artists have to pretend to be pure? Do you think we are fools?
Have your friends at work watched those training videos that make people sick with lactic acid? There are always some brain-disabled companies that think that their employees are brain-disabled. Even dressing, punctuality, these things that you know at the age of 3 have to be retrained.
Hip-hop style, love to open psychedelic parties or something is a unique behavior of black people. So in reverse hip-hop style, is it definitely a black person who opens a psychedelic party?
Italians are all gangsters, natives are alcoholics, blacks love toffee, Asians are bad at English, Eskimos are locksmiths, Irish are all shit, Puerto Ricans can hang on steel beams For a few hours, the Chinese people are of poor quality. Tens of millions or even hundreds of millions, or more than a billion people, were labeled like this. Those who agree with these and those who do not agree with these must have a brain.
Why is the killing game acceptable to everyone, but the XX game just changed its name and everyone accepts incompetence? Are you all crazy?
The first reaction of everyone who looks honest and honest is a good person, why is it always misunderstood as a bad person who looks ugly? Then if you change the standard, what is the difference between a person with round thighs and flat abdominal muscles and a person who looks honest and honest? Oh~~~~~~ Those who choose to believe in round thighs and flat abdominal muscles are lunatics, and those who believe in honest and honest people are not.
Is it necessary to update the computer so fast? Is it deliberately not selling the best ones so that it is convenient to cheat money, or is the research and development speed really so fast? Also, is the Bates 5000 really that much better than the Bates 4000? The Bates 1000 that I've been using for a few years seems pretty good too. Can you upgrade directly from a Bates 1000 to a Bates 5000?
A prisoner's enjoyment of human rights does not mean that he is better off in prison than at home. No wonder the prison is full now. It was meant to be punishment, but in the end it turned into enjoyment?
Don't think that playing a game is really strong, smart and decisive. Back to reality you're an ass.
If you don't pitch the ball, it's nothing to do with God, don't talk to God about everything. You got hit by a car and rescued you, not God, but a doctor. You are being helped, don't rush to thank God and thank the party. Thank you to the person who helped you.
Adopting a child isn't called charity, it's because you like that child. The money you raise for that child could save more than 100 lives.
Why do you always blame sales incompetence when you develop a waste product that no one needs? Selling landmines for weeding? The media always praises those who successfully sell junk to consumers, calling them geniuses. They are liars!
You think it is reasonable for a person with a tone-deafness to participate in a singing competition, and it is touched by his persistence in his dream. What about disabled hockey players? What about vegetative diving? What about horse racing with cerebral palsy? Are you HIGH to the highest point? People with talent and ability can't win the championship, why choose someone who has no talent and ability? PS Seeing various talent shows
, hippies always cry out peace, love, and then live a life of nothing. Is your love and peace the world smoking marijuana every day~ dear! What exactly did you contribute? I rub it~ There are still a bunch of stupid people who believe it? Are you still pinning your hopes on these people?
Do you think you are the XX man who smashed other people's balls? Do you really think you can hit someone?
Do you think that you can see it through after watching a movie, you are consummated, and your soul is sublimated? Don't act like everyone's drunk, I'm awake alone, looking down on all beings on the Internet, and then climaxing to the point where I can't do it, OK? You're just as boring as an announcer's insistence on not having commercials in the news.
We live in this crazy world and everyone is crazy. But the earth is still spinning, and the end of the world is just a legend. Human civilization has always been like this throughout history.
Life is a fart and the world is an onion. No matter what you insist on, what you believe in, or what you identify with, after peeling back the layers of whitewashed shells, you will find that there is nothing inside.
I'm a lunatic in your eyes, why aren't you a fool in my eyes? It's better to have fun than to argue with each other over those boring beliefs.
1 My review is the most fair and objective review.
2 My review is the best review.
3 Only fools believe me.
the last last fku and good night..........
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