I finally embarked on a violent and bloody road of no return.
The main reason for watching this film is that when this film was promoted on campus,
a wave of handsome guys also got naked and fascinated my little friends... When I
went to the cinema and found that I didn't bring my passport, it was a disaster. .
Finally, I logged into the school's registration system and showed the conductor a screenshot. . . .
After the lady sold me the ticket reluctantly,
I successfully went the other way, and
then there were a series of incidents such as forgetting to take my glasses, going to the
wrong theater, etc.,
which all doomed my wonderful fate with this movie [What?
Thanks to Meidi's long patch advertisement,
when I arrived at the screening room, the film hadn't started yet, and
Emma was secretly glad.
The film started, blingling all over the body, wearing small underwear, gold earrings, gold nose ring, gold bracelet and gold anklet, the final BOSS of each 120 jins was thick.
Cut off the head of a warrior with an axe.
Emma, I thought that this BOSS would be as angry as the other villains, but I
didn't expect this guy to be a soy sauce, and the
scene was less than 5 minutes.
Where did you find such a tragic boss? .
[This will be discussed later.
The historical background of this film is the Hippo War, that is to
say, a long time ago, the
Persians and the Greeks fought, and the leader of the
Marathon, Themis Stokes
What about the warriors and great leaders of the people who led the masses in the struggle against the dark Persian emperor Darius.
This gigantic body is full of undeserved courage,
It's like seeing one K, one seeing two K, one pair,
and the built-in defense system is super powerful, and the
body is more resistant to cutting than other people's iron armor, and
it cuts directly to the beach.
He and Darius,
crossing the long sea, crossing the lightning and thunder, stared at each other affectionately.
Then,
the Naked Man with the long name shot Darius dead with one arrow.
At this time, his son, a very handsome little brother, Xerxes (ah, when I was reading a history book, I thought it was for a middle-aged woman and man with a beard...)
discovered the intention of the naked man, I want to save his father.
but! ! ! This arrow is simply the speed of light! Right into his father's heart.
Although his father can still be rescued, but there is no hope.
Back at the Persian palace, his father died.
Before hanging, he said that to conquer Greece, the power of God was needed.
At this time, the heroine of the film, Xiao Bichi, with dark circles under her eyes, appeared.
As soon as Emma looked up, how many days have you not slept, little girl? ORZ
[Although the dark goddess is always portrayed as beautiful in the film, I really didn't see it.
When I looked at the cast, it was Eva Green. .
And the face of the kingdom of heaven is completely two levels, okay!
When the king died, the goddess Juju directly sent the little prince into the desert, and
began to kill and
listen to the government [what. .
The handsome little prince lay in the golden water [Seriously speaking, when he sold his soul to the devil
, he became a blingling boss,
help! Also my handsome boy! ! !
Who is the golden pseudo-girl who relies on this eyebrow as thin as a hairspring and wears underwear outside! ! ! !
This is GOD KING! ! !
Then the army was rough, and the goal was to flatten Greece.
The hobby of the Dark Goddess is to cut people + cut people + cut people.
Cut all the way, until the navy she leads is about to land.
The heroine is finally going to meet the hero!
Previously, the male protagonist learned that this Persian thief
was led by King Xerxes himself with an army of 100,000
people
.
And flirted with the Queen of Sparta for a while.
Flirting has little effect,
mainly because although the male protagonist runs naked all day, like a male hormone transmitter, he
is helplessly an old virgin. .
The queen doesn't eat your shit. .
There are about 10,000 grass-mud horses rushing past in the male protagonist's heart at this time,
just want to shout to the sky you TM to play with me. .
But on the surface, he still showed the demeanor of a leader, and
continued to encourage the soldiers to fight hard, fight
for freedom,
would rather die standing up than live on their knees,
be free or die, and so on~
If I were still back then That angry young man is probably already full of enthusiasm
, and he just wants to help the male protagonist stab the boss to death and steal his golden anklet,
but now I am a calm and calm person,
just laughing at the beauty emperor is really always brainwashing [and so on. .
Over there, why is the Dark Goddess so perverted?
It turned out that she lacked love when she was a child. She
was originally a Greek, but during the civil war, her mother was subjected to that, and
she was also subjected to that.
As a result, the Persians gave her a new life!
The bags under her eyes when she was a child have successfully turned into dark circles when she grows up,
It made her more confident. . . .
After the first battle, Emma, our brave and intelligent male lead successfully knocked out a lot of people, the
female lead
was furious, fought another battle, and lost again.
After thinking about it, the heroine resorted to a beauty trick. . .
Invite someone to invite the male lead to meet.
The male protagonist said that he would go to whoever he was afraid of, which was
quite related to Yunchang's arrogance in going to the meeting alone [doesn't seem right?
In order to welcome the arrival of the naked man, the dark goddess dressed up carefully,
wearing a breast-busting outfit, scratching her head and showing her thighs.
As an old virgin, the naked man was obviously uncontrollable.
After seducing for a long time, the two finally hit a shot.
I thought to myself at the time, your revolutionary will is too weak!
Just got into it with the goddess of dark circles?
Just like that, the sky is on fire?
So this is Mary Suvin!
The old beauty at the scene whistled happily.
This shot, Emma is simply SM each other, the two of you bite me, I bite you,
you pull my hair and I pull your curls, it's just...
oh. . .
Outside the door, the faithful servants of the hostess, the iron-masked people, all looked at each other and smiled. . . .
Feeling that the time is almost up, the heroine said,
join in!
The male protagonist said that there is no way.
I wipe my tears, isn't this a prostitution! !
The female protagonist kicked the male protagonist out of bed,
and then kicked the male protagonist back to Greece.
[Let you not kill him, you deserve to be killed by him.
After returning to Greece, the male protagonist's friends were concerned about what happened to the
male protagonist, and the male protagonist passed by. . .
Later, the already psychopathic Dark Goddess became even more perverted.
Use the fire attack, the best strategy in water warfare,
shoot N rockets,
find someone to throw fireballs, and
pour oil into the sea [It is good to have an artesian well! [So why did the US emperor want to take Iran
? It made me mistakenly believe that gunpowder was invented by the Persians [I don’t read enough, don’t lie to me
and successfully beat up the male protagonist and leave a handsome back,
really
She thought the male protagonist was dead, so she happily went to eat fried chicken and drink beer with the blingling BOSS, but
she suddenly knew that the naked man was not dead!
So the generals who are embracing right and left are going to find the naked man to have a shot [If you don't do
it, the boss has finished eating the chicken legs and starts to get angry. I am the boss, you don't want to be angry all the time. !
I only have a few minutes of play! ! !
And slapped the goddess [Goddess, you are so miserable... The men you meet are all perverted
goddesses, indicating that you are a little brat, who made them king, have you forgotten?
I watched the promotional video before, and always thought that the Dark Goddess was going to fight with the blingling boss at this time.
According to Xiaoyan's routine,
shouldn't the boss hug the goddess and talk directly to the goddess
. It's your man, and I'm still jealous of the naked man with the long name and even more crazy so what
but! Actually not. . . .
[Xiao Huangwen wrote like this, Xiao Huangwen is a deceitful woo woo woo , the
heroine ran away like this, and the
two sides started a decisive battle. The
dark goddess pulled out a double-strand sword and went into battle to kill herself.
She shot Extraordinary, it makes people feel that a woman can be a hundred thousand soldiers...
The male protagonist rode a sweaty horse and successfully jumped from ship to ship,
Go to meet the mistress.
The two meet on this sea,
you have yours, and I have my direction [what...
just start fighting like this,
it's too late to speak, and both of their swords are against each other's throats.
Start talking to each other.
At this time, the Queen of Sparta came with rescue soldiers, the
heroine was caught, and K fell to the ground.
After K fell, he started to evade again. .
The heroine still insisted on the dark line, but
the hero actually stabbed her to death. .
Is the script really like this? .
Shouldn't it be that the male protagonist hugged the female protagonist and gnawed wildly and then the two lived happily together?
The stab was not deep at the beginning. The infatuated dark goddess probably wanted to get closer to the naked man,
so she continued to send herself to the knife.
Ask what love is in the world, and directly teach life and death. .
Then the heroine knelt down on the ground and watched the reinforcements from afar arrive,
[Does she look like she can still be rescued!
The Spartans were killed, the
queen and the naked man smiled at each other, and began to fight side by side to fight forward.
The dark goddess with only leather skirts and boots lay lonely on the boat.
I went so this is Jack Su!
Goddess, you are really unkind. .
[It doesn't seem right...
and then...the whole drama ends.
This clearly shows the rhythm of making another film to make money. Can you be more conscientious,
can you just put a film on him for three hours.
It costs 18 knives. Are you a robber?
After reading it, I had the habit of waiting patiently for Easter eggs, so I
quickly put on my coat and ran away. .
I only have one thought in my heart,
run Emma, don't let people find out that I've watched this movie, it
's too embarrassing.
Miss conductor, you should be strict at that time, don't be soft-hearted and don't let me in! !
At first I thought it was a historical film, but
I didn't expect it to be a science fiction film.
All kinds of unreasonable, ancient Greek warriors jumped off the mountain and landed on the boat unharmed and continued to chop people. .
What kind of arrows have more range than missiles or something.
But in the end, I found out that this thing is actually a romantic comedy mixed with pornographic violence. I really
want to say what's good,
probably because the special effects are very realistic, much better than the 300 yuan special effects of Pompey's martial arts films that are not as good as mainland martial arts films . Such a heavy taste, my pure little mind can't stand it. A section of the chain of ships that burns is like a modern war, firing all kinds of weapons of mass destruction at each other. . . PS Speaking of it, the purpose of this film is that democracy and freedom will eventually lead to a dictatorship, a free naked man XXOO becomes a dictatorial goddess, and thinks of the modern country corresponding to Persia... Eh, 23333 is a routine PS2 . I watched it for a long time, and it didn't work. I found out that there are 300 warriors, they are the same soy sauce as the BOSS. . . Thanks to my friends for popular science, this is a parallel story, but it doesn't change the essence that they are probably selling tickets. .
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