Men’s faces, women’s breasts and bed matters, these three are good movies that kill time

Theron 2021-12-16 08:01:07

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1. As long as you are handsome, be inspirational

Special agent-themed movies have always given people such a signal: the male number one must have a look. For example, the series "007", "The Bourne" and so on. Not to mention "orphan" monoliths like "Smiths".

Banner is not a hypocritical person, but here is a common sense question that must be said:

The reality is that the police choose plain clothes and the army chooses special forces. They can and can only choose those that are pleasing to the eye but not glamorous. Even if they are mixed into the crowd, they won't make people look at them. The reason is simple, because it is not easy to cause concern when performing tasks in this way.

In addition to being handsome, these films will also tell us: Agents are also human, and they hope to live a normal life when they are not on duty.

Those who are familiar with 007 know, which 007 does not want to live a small life with a beautiful woman?

In these movies, the more handsome agents think about leaving the organization and returning to real life every day, the more disturbed his life is.

They didn't want to think about it-you could eat by your face, you have to rely on your strength, but in the end, it doesn't happen that you go everywhere, because you have two words written all over your face: special (finding) work (thing).

But, looking at the problem from another angle, isn't this a very inspirational reality? Give us these Pu (da) Tong (shuai) Silver (ge) an opportunity and motivation to realize ourselves. Let the floating clouds fall to the ground, and let the grass roots sprout.

Believe it or not, I often use this theory to encourage myself in the mirror anyway.

2. God stick + big breasts, prop up a movie

Far away, the film we are talking about today is-"Killers". Probably to distinguish it from a film of the same name co-produced by two island countries, it was translated as "Integrated Agents" in China.

This film was seen when Banner was sorting out the resource library, and found that he had no impression of it, but during the preview, it was discovered that it was the male number one played by Ashton Kutcher, the actor who played the magic stick "Jobs." (The sacred stick mentioned here is commendation, and Qiao's clan leader is right to say everything~~)

So I turned off the lights and pulled the curtains...

After watching the film, I went to see the score. As expected, it was the tune that Banner liked—the big bad film.

Kutcher, the actor of the male number one Spencer, played a "Butterfly Effect" many years ago. After that, Banner's vision should be "Jobs" again. At least the play did not attract Banner's attention at the time.

After successfully playing Jobs, I don’t know which muscle Kutcher made the wrong way. At a Lenovo press conference, he "kneeled" to Lenovo’s Yang Yuanqing...

If you look at the screenshot of this film alone, would anyone mistakenly think that it was the movie "Jobs"? From this perspective, no matter the scene or the image, it is indeed a bit like:

Another reason why Banner watched this film was to see the charming xiong (da) smile (xiong) of the female number one Jen played by Catherine Heigl.

Here is a daily poster of Catherine, let's feel it.

Banner was also surprised to find that with this film, Kutcher actually won the honor of the worst actor in the 31st Golden Raspberry Awards.

Is it that bad?

Although there are a lot of American sexual humor and discussions about bed matters in the whole show, there are indeed a lot of melee, car chases, gun battles, etc. with real guns and live ammunition.

As a time-killing work, Banner feels that this film is absolutely qualified.

Men’s faces, women’s breasts, and bed matters are all three things. As an ordinary consumer of movie content, we watch movies, kill time, and even bicycles.

3. There is no lie in front of love, who will believe it?

Talking about this relaxing movie will not involve serious topics. Anyway, we know that the film agency is not a midnight emotional hotline.

Since childhood, Banner has always believed that, no matter who takes the initiative, isn’t it all due to hormones? Such as ↓↓↓

Jen ran into Spencer in the elevator, it was the original drive that melted her.

Possibly, in the face of the primitive drive of physiology, the only sincerity is the body itself. The body can effectively shield the brain from things like sensibility, logic, etc.-American blockbuster movies have never been separated from the topic of "love and lies".

It is for this reason that Spencer resolutely decided to leave the secret service organization and return to life.

In the film, Spencer does everything possible to hide his identity and past experience as an agent, and his face is embarrassed in capitals.

Without the big heart of an agent, it would not be easy to hide such a big deal and face the beautiful wife calmly. Not to mention, family members, friends, neighbors also come with surprises from time to time...

Banner has a picture on his face, so I haven't tried hiding things. What is the biggest thing that everyone has hidden behind their boyfriend and girlfriend? Dare to say something in the comments?

Advanced love with a lie is like a fire that cannot be wrapped in paper. When the paper cannot wrap the fire, it depends on the concentration and ability of the two.

Perhaps only when facing life-and-death events such as "the pursuit of everyone around them", the two are the best, and the only way out is probably to be "together".

The story is still the old way. The two finally reached a reconciliation, agreed to the outside world, and eliminated all those who wanted to eliminate them. It's much like the "Smiths" starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie earlier.

Although the two films are in conflict, the difference is that the father-in-law of this play turned out to be the head of the secret service organization, and he turned out to be the black hand behind the assassination of Spencer. All the killers were sent by him, including neighbors, colleagues, and couriers. Bro…

When the whole family knows the identity of the father-in-law, the black line on everyone's face can be imagined. It may be because the mother-in-law has a rich experience. Although she is surprised, she is relieved-this is even more thought-provoking. Perhaps every woman has the magical skills to understand and pretend to be confused.

Although in reality, there are not so many coincidences and so many mysteries, but there are fewer lies and routines, and more sincerity and frankness.

At least, the sincerity on the face when proposing to the future father-in-law should be there.

Come, get a magical skill:

He said this to his future father-in-law:

It doesn't matter what she says

I can trust her. I depend on her.

It's not the other way around.

With your blessing, I'm going to marry her.

The translation is:

"I don't care what she says or what she says. I trust her and rely on her. Not that she depends on me. If you agree, I want to marry her as a wife!"

Although it is spoken, but in a simple and powerful, not humble or overbearing tone of voice, how sincere and frank is this, what kind of father-in-law would not like it?

Finally, ask a question, what brand of sunglasses is on his face? Does anyone know? ↓↓↓

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Extended Reading

Killers quotes

  • Mrs. Kornfeldt: Excuse me, Stewardess? Three chardonnays, please.

    Mr. Kornfeldt: None for me, actually. I like to stay awake and alert.

    Jen Kornfeldt: None for me, either.

    Mrs. Kornfeldt: Okay, so, just the three chardonnays then.

  • Spencer Aimes: We've been married for three years and we've never been more than five minutes away from your parents. They're always coming over and your dad's all... all... Well, uh, this is how the Kornfeldt's load the dishwasher. And, mow the lawn clockwise 'cause that's the Kornfeldt way. Take this piece of coal, stick it up your kiester, squeeze it real tight like we do, and you'll and make a Kornfeldt diamond.