All dreams come true here

Krystal 2022-11-26 02:12:37

When watching the film, I felt like I was watching a firework rain, slowly lifting into the sky, enjoying the deafening joy.

The hostess is cooking in the kitchen, listening to "Holding Out for a Hero" while holding all kinds of kitchen utensils as a microphone, pretending to be a singer in a concert, sings and dances wildly, is a crazy housewife who is possessed by the drama How can I not love you.

In a blink of an eye, the husband came in with a briefcase and asked what smells so good. The hostess replied in a slightly proud tone that it was XXX and XXX and XXX. However, the response received was that the husband told him coldly that he had no time not to eat at home tonight and closed the door and left.

OK, if you go, I will also go. The lonely housewife burst into tears and yelled "Total Eclipse of the Heart" while driving.

Falling into the depths is the cloud.

The heroine's car crashed into Bank Robber No. 2, the hero, Dumb, and her fate began to turn a lot.

Finally caught a person who could make complaints about life, the housewife with a dead skinny face involuntarily returned to the robber's base camp with Diya, where he met Robber No. 1-a demon-like gentleman, who looked like a dangerous lover. Let me call him Demon Gentry.

At the beginning of the film, the dialogue between the two bank robbers in the last heist is shown in flashback: This woman, Kate, is the one who is destined to ruin us.

Very clever, the flashbacks interspersed back and forth add to the suspense of the story.

Following the flashback, they came to the time when the two met the heroine for the first time. That night, the magic gentry hung a curtain in the middle of the bed, and the two slept on each side. Originally, there was nothing wrong, until the heroine discovered that the demon gentry also knew "Total Eclipse of the Heart". Needless to say, the perfect lover was right in front of her. The two naturally made a pair of sweet mandarin ducks that envy the gods.

Later, a few individuals robbed the bank everywhere. At first, it was very friendly and smooth. The money was also recovered and no one was hurt.

Until a robbery, due to the bank manager's uncooperative, several people were separated when they fled in a hurry.

I thought the ending would be like "Bonnie and Clyde", either being caught or killed. Well, that's a big mistake!

The situation was urgent, and the hostess was leaving in a car with Dumb. As a result, the plot reversed! Who would have thought that when the two were alone, Duan's silly sensibility would actually make the heroine fall.

I'm so embarrassed... It is logical for the heroine to fall in love with the demon gentry. After all, the original husband didn't know how to cherish her, so this person shouldn't exist. But it's a bit unfaithful to be obsessed with Dui...

However, who said that only a man can have a white rose next to him and a red rose in his heart?

Just like the heroine later said when faced with two people unable to choose: Why do I have to choose? The two of you together is what I want!

Okay, barely accept.

At this time, the exciting time has come.

There is always a robber No. 3 in the story. Don't worry, he has nothing to do with the heroine. His sweetheart is another one, oh, that's my sweetheart too~ When she played, my heartbeat was missed a few times!

Let’s talk about No. 3 first. He is a Meng who loves movie special effects. From time to time, he bleeds after being shot by a gun and then falls down gracefully, or he runs around when he is on fire.

Of course, after watching the film, I realized that these are all foreshadowing. Super funny.

A Meng was responsible for driving the car during the robbery. When I was waiting, I saw a younger sister waiting for the bus on the side of the road several times. She always looked sideways and back, but it was enough to make A Meng Xiaolu want to go over and strike up a conversation, helpless. I have a job, and I missed it alive. Well, it doesn't matter, it should be your escape. The net of fate has already been woven, and the prey will naturally fall into the net.

Once, A Meng drove a stolen sports car to my sister, and finally showed me the face!

I pointed to the screen and excitedly shouted to a bunch of dolls beside me: That's my Betty! Betty! Betty!

Yes, Betty in "Mad Men" makes me dream of Betty! The beauty is extremely beautiful, and she always looks noble and noble, and her face often doesn't care who loves who, but when she laughs, it makes me feel that the whole world is spinning. You are like a cocktail, swaying in the light, and I am sweetly drunk in your dimples.

However, the evil screenwriter prevented Betty from getting the care he deserved in "Mad Men" and died lonely. Although it has been over for a long time, I have been angry and still can't let go.

Until "Perfect Thief" let me meet you again, everything is complete here. No. 3, Ameng is a little cute at first sight, and will always treat you as a goddess, with only cherishment and pampering in her eyes, guarding your smile like a knight.

This film, which gave me so many surprises, ended with a dramatic and perfect robbery, and all the foreshadowings came in handy at this time.

Five people ransacked a big bank in high-profile, and walked away all over, with a few large bags of cash, to the paradise they had always planned. In the end, Ah Meng and my Betty had a happily wedding. The pregnant woman was surrounded by two good friends and robbers. No one cared about who was the father. Anyway, I had already burst into tears.

I miss such a romantic and sentimental Hollywood era.

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Bandits quotes

  • Bank teller: Is this a joke?

    Joe: No ma'am, this is a bank robbery.

  • [Kate starts reciting the lines to "Total Eclipse of the Heart". Joe joins in]

    Kate: Oh my god! I can't believe you KNOW that song!

    Joe: Yeah. Bonnie Tyler. "Total Eclipse of the Heart". It's the ultimate sappy chick song.