An introduction to the old story of Fake Calendar Insurance

Jaylin 2022-03-16 09:01:04

The vacation of Clark Guresswood's family has begun. Replaced a metal and green sports box truck from the replacement shop, packed up the luggage, explained to the neighbors, Clark drove, and took his wife Allen, son Rusty, and daughter Audrey to the destination of the holiday. ——Departure from Huali World in Los Angeles. Driving out of Chicago, Mercedes-Benz is on the highway, and the Clark family is singing and laughing, full of infinite beautiful yearning for the great world of Huali. Passing through the city of St. Louis, the Clark family's travel holiday began to have trouble. I couldn't find the gas tank when I refueled, and I was robbed by the ruffians when I asked for directions. Fortunately, there was no danger. Checking in the hotel, despite the fatigue of the journey, I want to relive the old dream with my wife, but the beautiful old dream is disturbed by the inexperienced child. At dawn, Clark took his wife's advice and drove to Allen's cousin's house. Although the countryside is not prosperous in cities, the rural scenery is pleasant. After donating generously, after helping Catherine's cousin's family, Clark had two more "guests" during his travel vacation: the weird Aunt Edna and the dog who saw who bit his trouser leg. Counting from the start, on the way out for two days, the Clark family’s travel holiday was beset by the troubles and troubles that followed. Aunt Edna and the dog who bit her were even more troubles and troubles. By. Saying goodbye to Catherine's cousin, Clark continued to drive on the road. Due to Clark's negligence, the dog tied to the rear bumper of the car was taken alive, and was forgiven by the police. When the car started again, no one knew when Aunt Edna would die. Wrapped the aunt's body in a blanket and tied it to the roof of the car, Clark drove in the rain to the house of the aunt's son Nomi. Just as Nomi was out, Clark laid down his aunt's body, prayed perfunctorily, and started again. Without the pesky dog ​​and weird aunt, the travel holiday can regain the original feeling. With the blue sky, white clouds, green mountains, and green water all the way, the Clark family came to Colorado, facing the embarrassment of getting lost in the desert and having no marks. There was no cash, and the check could not be cashed, but it could not stop Clark from coveting the coquettish blonde. After being embarrassed and embarrassed, Clark weathered the crisis and drove to California. Los Angeles is right in front of us, and Huali's big world is right in front of us. However, the result of all the troubles and hard work all the way is: Huali World is closed for two weeks for some reason. Clark didn't give up because of this. He held the security guard with a "gun", and after forcibly visiting the park, he was forgiven by Mr. Huali, the owner of Huali World. In front of the mobilizing police, he went to Huali World and continued his happy holiday.

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  • Clark Griswald: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?

    Pimp: Fuck yo mama!

    Clark Griswald: Thank you very much.

  • Clark Griswald: [Edited TV version] Excuse me. Could you please tell how to get back on the expressway?

    Pimp: Man, who do I look like, Christopher Columbo?

    Clark Griswald: Thank you very much.