Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: The Sword of Qingming

Laurine 2022-04-19 09:03:15

I believe that many viewers who walked into the theater to watch this film are like me, with some martial arts feelings and nostalgia for the first Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, but after watching it, I believe many people are like me, I think Eye cancer; of course, the service and framing are still beautiful, Yuan Heping's martial arts instructor is also invincible, and Michelle Yeoh's aura is not dark; but what story did you tell, Nima? ? ? It seems that everything revolves around the Qingming Sword, but I forced three stories to make up the time, and I can't tell which is the key point. To say it is the emotional drama between Yu Xiulian and Meng Sizhao, Wei Fang and blood The bottle expresses dissatisfaction; and the conflict is more dramatic; when you think that the focus of this film is on these two young people, then you are wrong again; because four guys with blood boiling with heroic disease appeared, and then.... .then hang up! The so-called morality of the rivers and lakes, the so-called Qingming Treasure Sword, actually only summoned four people! ! ! Why are there four people? There is a reason. There is a scene in the film, that is, Lone Wolf makes a strategic defensive deployment for the four guys. After deploying the defensive positions of the three guys, the drunk fat man understands and says that I will guard the remaining corner; This is no nonsense, a large courtyard, just four corners, just four people, one person and one corner... Director, are you here to test the audience's IQ? With such a clear and clear strategic plan, do you still need to make the foreplay so long? You also deliberately unfolded a map to give all kinds of details and shots. I was so scared that I didn't dare to blink, for fear of missing a game. Wonderful offensive and defensive strategic deployment! This play reminded me of a joke, saying that Liu Bei was discussing military affairs with Zhuge Liang in the tent; the spies came to report, saying that Cao Jun had arrived, and he wanted to retreat from the enemy; Liu Bei then said to Guan Yu, "Second brother, you will immediately bring thousands of troops with you." Repel the enemy quickly! Guan Yu took orders and left. When he arrived outside the tent, he saw that there were only two people. There were not thousands of troops. . What a serious nonsense! This is where it comes from! rtyseyt yhsr! The huge rivers and lakes, the famous Qingming sword, and a hero summoning order, only four people came! ! ! Let's talk about this Qingming sword. I want to see his power in all kinds of renderings. In the end, when I finally fought against the big sword of the villain BOSS, it was only a small opening for others' big sword; this reminds me of it. There is a classic line in Jin Yong's martial arts book: The sword slays the dragon, and orders the heroes; Where is the Qingming sword, Nima, this is clearly the duel between Yitianjian and Tulongdao! There is also a scene in the film, that is Wei Fang's escape after stealing the Qingming sword. Good guy, the light work is so good, he has caught up with Sun Wukong's somersault cloud; The mansion went to the ice lake, and then staged an unfinished Binghu PK of "Old Pao'er"... Of course, the duel is not dark, it is indeed exciting enough, but you are so light. It's too perverted, it can be compared to the sharpshooter who killed the devil with one shot from 800 miles away in the anti-Japanese drama! The most depressing thing is the villain BOSS Dai Yan Wang, who pretended to force a whole movie, and was killed easily in the end! Of course, the pretentious shot of standing on the pole before dying was good, but it was a pity that it fell and fell to death immediately; ah... not right! Before he died, he said another sentence: It is not the sword that is left or right by man, but the sword is left and right of man! Ok! I believe that this sentence is the central idea of ​​this film, but it is enough for others to pretend, and finally let them stand on the pole and say it majestically before they die! Is this anticlimactic really suitable for a villain BOSS? Aren't you afraid that people will die? Of course, the most embarrassing death was not the villain BOSS, but the beauty with outstanding martial arts under his command, just because he wore a copper coin around his neck, he was blocked by a sword with a blood bottle that was more than one grade lower in martial arts. Come on... It seems that it makes sense for Yu Xiulian to let the blood bottle repeatedly practice stabbing copper coins! This is a foreshadowing of the movie! But I can't figure out why this beauty has a very low copper coin hanging around her neck. People in all corners of the world usually hang a talisman or something. Does hanging a copper coin mean that they are a one-money celestial master? ? ? Of course, the duel is not bad, and the fight is really exciting enough, but your Qinggong is too perverted, it is comparable to the sharpshooter who killed the devil with one shot from 800 miles away in the anti-Japanese drama! The most depressing thing is the villain BOSS Dai Yan Wang, who pretended to force a whole movie, and was killed easily in the end! Of course, the pretentious shot of standing on the pole before dying was good, but it was a pity that it fell and fell to death immediately; ah... not right! Before he died, he said another sentence: It is not the sword that is left or right by man, but the sword is left and right of man! Ok! I believe that this sentence is the central idea of ​​this film, but it is enough for others to pretend, and finally let them stand on the pole and say it majestically before they die! Is this anticlimactic really suitable for a villain BOSS? Aren't you afraid that people will die? Of course, the most embarrassing death was not the villain BOSS, but the beauty with outstanding martial arts under his command, just because he wore a copper coin around his neck, he was blocked by a sword with a blood bottle that was more than one grade lower in martial arts. Come on... It seems that it makes sense for Yu Xiulian to let the blood bottle repeatedly practice stabbing copper coins! This is a foreshadowing of the movie! But I can't figure out why this beauty has a very low copper coin hanging around her neck. People in all corners of the world usually hang a talisman or something. Does hanging a copper coin mean that they are a one-money celestial master? ? ? Of course, the duel is not bad, and the fight is really exciting enough, but your Qinggong is too perverted, it is comparable to the sharpshooter who killed the devil with one shot from 800 miles away in the anti-Japanese drama! The most depressing thing is the villain BOSS Dai Yan Wang, who pretended to force a whole movie, and was killed easily in the end! Of course, the pretentious shot of standing on the pole before dying was good, but it was a pity that it fell and fell to death immediately; ah... not right! Before he died, he said another sentence: It is not the sword that is left or right by man, but the sword is left and right of man! Ok! I believe that this sentence is the central idea of ​​this film, but it is enough for others to pretend, and finally let them stand on the pole and say it majestically before they die! Is this anticlimactic really suitable for a villain BOSS? Aren't you afraid that people will die? Of course, it wasn't the villain BOSS who died the most, but the beauty with outstanding martial arts under his command. Just because he wore a copper coin around his neck, he was blocked by a sword from a blood bottle with more than one grade of martial arts. Come on... It seems that it makes sense for Yu Xiulian to let the blood bottle repeatedly practice stabbing copper coins! This is a foreshadowing of the movie! But I can't figure out why this beauty has a very low copper coin hanging around her neck. People in all corners of the world usually hang a talisman or something. Does hanging a copper coin mean that they are a one-money celestial master? ? ?
Throughout the whole film, a sword of Qingming did not lead to the bloody rivers and lakes we expected; the Xilian sect led by the martial arts deserter Dai Yanwang is not even as good as the white lotus sect; guarding a Leifeng Pagoda, being Five or six people cut melons and vegetables and all of them were killed! The film's large number of aerial shots and rotating shots made me think I was watching the sequel of The Lord of the Rings; the ending part of the film is really like the story of The Lord of the Rings, preparing to escort the Qingming Sword to Wudang Mountain; it's a pity that I just saw it The story line I want to see is over, and the film is over; if I say, the story of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: The Sword of the Blue Underworld can be shot backwards to look better, just imitate the story of The Lord of the Rings, and post a hero post at the beginning, We recruited knights from all corners of the country, and finally four or five people gathered a sword guard team. The goal is to escort them to Wudang Mountain in good condition, and they can pass through all kinds of dangers in the middle; the villain BOSS Dai Yan Wang acts as the villain Azog in the Lord of the Rings. , all kinds of blocking and sniping in the middle... If it is shot in reverse, the story will not be chaotic, the feelings of martial arts are also there, and the morality of the rivers and lakes is also there. The most important thing is that it is not only a martial arts film, but also a film More hilarious adventure movie! What do you think, officers?

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