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Gabe 2022-04-21 09:03:02

I can't stand the pretense of Shaolin Temple.

Foreigners can't ask for a more authentic one! !
That tender monk (Yu Shaoqun) is a total slut! !
How much does Nicholas Tse owe you! Such an ugly hairstyle!
The extras are so dedicated! Steal the spotlight!
Children can be even more stupid.
Is Zhongyuelou a Shaxian snack? ? Everywhere! !
Psychological activities are all written on the face! !
Performing chase, you have the ability to use long shots! !
Can the doll props you make have a human figure?
Monk, how do you know the first aid knowledge of heart pressure? ?
Andy Lau, can you be cool, nothing else, just the big expression of your crying and laughing, the wrinkles are like waves, and the waves are higher than the waves!
Jackie Chan sets a trap to catch a wild boar and catches Andy Lau, what is the monk doing to catch a wild boar!
Swelling makeup can be more like a piece of shit!
Jackie Chan's Shandong speaks like ABC.
Andy Lau's haircut is definitely not NG. Yuanbin's "uncle" can cut so handsome!
The color of the patch of the clothes is matched!
Jackie Chan must be a master, right! ! Don't say I guessed wrong, keep reading.
During the period of the Republic of China, monasteries still used bamboo slips to read books?
Wu Jing dares to fall in love with Andy Lau, the crow's feet are heavy!
The lighting of Shaolin Temple is good at night. How much is the state subsidy for electricity bills?
Those aunts, I have seen you many times!
Dig up national treasures to sell, look at how hateful foreigners are.
Auntie, there are tears in crying scenes, and the wages are more!
Nicholas Tse was wearing boots and walking on the catwalk~~~
These monks were sleeping under the covers at first sight.
Nicholas Tse dislikes Andy Lau's relaxation! !
Almost every abbot is a master of pretending!
The cage is a reference to Jewish concentration camps!
Throw Fan Bingbing out of the cage, that's a stand-in!
Shaolin Kung Fu is more powerful than guns! Tsk tsk,
Fan Bingbing is wet behind her back, showing her breasts!
Shaolin does not kill life! How to kill! ! Shi Yongxin is still working as a killer organization.
Wu Jing is so capable, alas, the characters who are going to die are very capable!
One of the little monks who delivered the meal was very ugly, and his lines were terrible! ! Pretending to be mature!
The villain, the one who was killed is very handsome! Too bad he was shot dead.
I say Jackie Chan invisible master!
Jackie Chan's boxing is the same in any movie!
The supporting role plays again! Dress up like a May Fourth young woman!
Fan Bingbing has no shit! I think it will be sacrificed for Andy Lau in the end. I can't be wrong.
Shaolin Spirit. . . Is it coercion?
Fan Bingbing's acting is quite good.
Nicholas Tse's capable expert always thought he was a eunuch!
The stunt of the foreigners' bombardment is quite good, I don't know if anyone was injured.
The monk Sao died and smiled at the abbot one last time.
Andy Lau, it is really fast to become a Buddha. It doesn't matter if people's emotions are illogical, it's a Chinese movie anyway.
Andy Lau vomited blood into a Baotu Spring!
In the end, there is no Fan Bingbing scene!
In the end, the gel water on Nicholas Tse's head evaporated.
The drama of the Buddha statue crying, tsk tsk.
The extras are so hardworking! ! The crew box lunch looks good! !
Fan Bingbing is here, shaking! There is still love. Beauty is beauty, I don't want to complain.
Is the face powder, a little too white.
Engage in a little monk boxing, and then the number of people will gradually increase, and many people will box together, and the third-rate is this grade!

I don't know what this story wants to tell, the spirit of Shaolin Temple, come on. How old are you! !

The above also has content for ranting.
In fact, these complaints are not a big problem. It is that after the story is told, the audience is very inexplicable. Andy was killed by his daughter, and then he became a Buddha, and then he became merciful and compassionate.
Bad movie benchmark!

I am no longer suitable for watching domestic movies. When I miss Chinese occasionally, I can just watch comedies and laugh.

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Extended Reading

Shaolin quotes

  • Abbot: A piece of gold or pile of mud, which is more useful?

    Cook: The gold, of course.

    Abbot: But to a seed? Never underestimate yourself. Everyone has a purpose.

  • Cook: [to Huo Jie] I don't know an of this, all i know is it's worthless to train just the moves without the spirit.