Title
Various photos taken by ordinary people during outdoor travel
Rose played
He is a low-cost airline pilot and helped an Alzheimer's pilot a few days ago.
Show off the captain Fan'er to the child, but because of the bumpy plane, he always touched the child's mother's Mimi.
He missed the staff's car and was ridiculed by the handsome pilot.
Family members appear
The eldest son James is cowardly by nature, and the younger son Kevin always bullies him.
Ross educates the two sons, but it's impossible.
Friends visiting
The friends are black, and the family is happier than them.
The black dad had a good relationship with his son, and Rose followed suit completely, very embarrassed.
The black mother went on vacation in Paris and had a great time-she was dissatisfied with Rose's wife Debbie for not giving her a thumbs up.
Rose learned from Debbie's conversation with his black mother that the family didn't like the holiday house he had been to for ten years.
night
Debbie praised the black wife depressedly.
Rose looked at the pictures of the whole family and felt his wife's aging in recent years. He saw a picture of him and his father going to a Wali amusement park when they were young, so he had an idea.
Ready to travel
Ross announced that the whole family would drive to the Wali Amusement Park together. Others objected or were not interested.
Ross rented an Albanian car, which was stupid and ugly, with many strange features. For example, the anti-pinch arm function. Rose asked Debbie to try to pinch his arm, but it caught him every time.
The son is like a girl, with several diaries and the like.
On the road
The car quickly ran out of gas.
Talk to the truck driver over the radio and provoke the truck driver.
At the rest stop, his wife was dissatisfied with life, but Rose felt that being together as a family was heaven. But they didn't know that they had been spotted by the truck driver.
My wife is reading a book called "Help"; James sees a beautiful girl outside the window, and the two of them are calling from each other, but they are interrupted by Kevin-Kevin put a plastic bag on James' head , This is shocking the beautiful girl.
On the second act
Car navigation is not reliable, and there is a Korean who shouts.
Went to Debbie's alma mater. Unexpectedly, Debbie was a crazy girl before and the founder of a crazy activity. She played an activity she once created, but because she was too old, she made a fool of herself.
Rose took everyone to sing, but no one responded at all.
The truck driver came and seemed to hit them. The various buttons on the car made a mess, and the car rolled over a few times before escaping from the danger.
At the motel, Rose was brooding about the day. He asked how many people Debbie had slept with, but he didn't expect Debbie to say 30. Debbie said that their sex was like a routine, hoping for a bit of freshness. The two are going to the bathroom to do it, but the bathroom is like a murder scene, with blood, mushrooms, and a large group of various pubic hairs.
James is playing the guitar in the bath and encounters a beautiful young girl. The two are about to take a bath together when Rose rushes over. As a result, he scared away the young and beautiful girl. Rose wants to answer James's sexual question, James asks what is meant by "licking the chrysanthemum".
Ross flirts with the driving beauty, and the driving beauty is hit and killed by a big truck.
Seeing the hot spring signboard, I decided to take a bath. I copied the trail, and it turned out to be full of shit and even the ears of dead people. Moreover, their car was smashed and their things were stolen.
Under the second act
They came to Rose's sister's house. The younger sister and brother-in-law are very affectionate, they are rich, the house is big, the brother-in-law is very famous, a strong man, a handsome guy... Debbie lost the ring on her finger. The brother-in-law seemed to seduce Debbie.
The next morning, Rose smashed his brother-in-law's cow into meat sauce.
Stayed at the motel again. Rose and Debbie decided to go secretly to the border of the four continents, where there were many people, but they were the only ones caught. Police in the four states quarreled because of the jurisdiction, and the two took the opportunity to escape. James met a young and beautiful girl, and the two were about to kiss when Kevin came. Encouraged by the girl, James beat Kevin and regained his dignity as his brother.
Act Three
Went to a rafting spot and met a tour guide who likes to tell cold jokes. The tour guide broke up with his fiancé when he went to bed, so he was very desperate. So when they were rafting, the tour guide led them to a place where the current is fast. Several people almost died as a result.
Kevin wants to go home, Rose interrupts and takes everyone to sing, but everyone ignores him at all. At this time the car ran out of gas again.
Rose pressed the button of that strange car, and finally the car exploded on its own.
Rose broke out and admitted that he was a failure, and that this journey was a failure.
The truck driver came, seeming to kill Ross. But he actually picked up Debbie's wedding ring at the rest stop and wanted to return it to them. The truck driver took their family to Los Angeles.
Arrived at Grandpa's house. Grandpa gave James a guitar. Grandpa told Debbie that Rose's sister and brother-in-law had cheated on each other for many years.
James and Debbie settled their suspicions.
Grandpa encouraged Rose to continue the journey.
Finally came to Wali Paradise. After waiting for five hours, I finally got on the roller coaster.
But was cut in by someone else-Rose took his family into a fight.
The children took the initiative to sing the song Rose always wanted to sing with them.
Rose took Debbie to Paris to play.
Lines
For me, now I can sit with you and my two sons, this is heaven.
When you come out to play, you must have fun in time.
I just want the family to sing a song, just like a normal family.
We can handle everything.
No, don't say that anymore.
we can.
Since we set off, nothing has gone smoothly. Can't you admit that this is a mistake?
No, we all want to travel, right?
None of us.
You want to travel.
Well, everyone is angry. All we need now is—fuck me! I give up, I just want to take my family to Wali Paradise and ride the goddamned Velociraptor... I just want to bring everyone closer. The results of it? My son and wife ignored me. Well, Debbie, you think I am a failed regional pilot. Let me tell you that the international routes have been poaching me, but I refused because I don't want to leave you and your children for so long. I'm an idiot, I should accept that job. Well, forget this stupid trip, you are free. You will definitely find a better husband and dad.
Is our marriage going to end?
No, the marriage will only end when you don't work hard. You never stopped working hard.
I think it might be my problem.
What's the meaning?
I think I just take care of myself.
That's no problem.
I was too stupid, thinking that by keeping everyone in the car for a week, the relationship can become close.
But you are for us.
You have been working hard to arrange this trip for us, but I don't know how to be grateful.
What are you grateful for? It's all embarrassing things-you should have a better one.
Is it better than you? How many men are willing to give up their careers for the sake of their families?
I didn't sacrifice anything, I have everything I should have.
Family travel is like this, but you can't give up.
Why not? As the saying goes, the important thing is the process, not the destination.
Travel is terrible, so you will cherish the destination. You dream of taking your family to Wali Paradise, don't give up your dreams.
What kind of horrible family are you guys?
We are Lao Ge's family.
Children, these few days mean a lot to me. If possible, I am willing to accompany you every day.
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