01------------------- Jerry: I got promoted six times in a row in a week, and I didn't even know what to do at work. Morty (says Rick): He doesn't care about anyone, including himself! Rick: The worst thing about inventing teleportation is that you'll find out that you're the last person to invent it. Morty (to the judge): That's not fair, is it? Our defense attorney is Morty! Morty (saying Rick): He's more of a devil, or a mess of God. Rick: The garage is a man's castle. Rick (to Morty): It's all about Sichuan Sauce! Chuanxiang sauce is everything! 02------------------- Rick: To live is to take risks, otherwise there is no life, just a random group of molecules drifting in the universe. Rick: Leave this sentence to "Semantic Arena"! Hemorrhage: There is no bond deeper than the bond between the Deathstalker and his car. Morty: Whether it's my parents' marriage, or the glowing emeralds, the big arms, we all have to learn to let go sooner or later. Rick: Relationships built to escape problems last up to seven years. 03------------------- (Rick turns into a pickle) Morty: Can you move? Or can you fly? Rick: I wouldn't be a real pickle if I could. Director (opponent): We have 34 heavily armed guards and can't kill a single pickle? Jaguar: Our country is a prison. Rick: It's a mentality that only animals need to be slaughtered. Dr. Chen (to Rick): You're the master of your own universe, and you've got yourself covered in rat blood and excrement. 04------------------- Rick: I can do anything, but only when I want to. Rick: Superheroes all need an unknown person who hasn't seen the world to follow them all the way and make a fuss about what they're doing to show how amazing they are. Vance (to Morty): Everyone in the universe is a hero, as long as you can discern between good and evil and uphold justice. Rick: To fight the darkness is to fight against yourself. Rick: Everyone wants the people they like to be right, so the popular people are so stupid. Rick: I can't stand the "hero" thing. Rails: It is the galaxy's trust in the Guardians that keeps the galaxy safe. Rick: Every week 20 people try to kill me, but half of them end up having fun with me. 05------------------- Rick (to Jerry): You really have to be a winner. Morty: It's a Rick-level mess. Rick (to Jerry): It's not fair to you that I put too much pressure on your marriage, sorry. Morty: Like father, like daughter. Risotto (to Jerry): You're not a threat to me, nor to anyone else. 06------------------- Rick: If there's a god, I'm a goddamn god! Rick: Since I'm a healthy personality, I'm responsible for that part of the negative personality, right? Morty: We tend to wallow in our own limitations. Morty: Life is a highway, and we're going to drive as fast as we can. Morty (to Duane): This stock is like a red-haired girl who's just single, who's not looking for dates, but falls in love all the time. Fate will keep her locker two spaces apart from yours. 07------------------- Morty: If the sidekick doesn't have a hand to fight, he'll start causing trouble. Morty: They handed out guns to the Mortys and kept us so busy fighting each other that we didn't have time to fight real injustice. Rick: Cherish the life you have! Because it could get worse. Rick A: What happened inside? Rick B: Old-fashioned plot - Rick killed Morty. Rick: Do you even have to control jokes as a guard? 08------------------- Rick: Saturn has more than 10 moons, shouldn't they be named with numbers? Rick: I don't sort by color because I'm not a mouse in European children's books. Morty: Reality is like poison. Morty: I am a fish and the whole universe is a knife! Morty (to Rick): If all the things I've been through can only be stacked in this room, what's the point of my life? 09------------------- Summer: My generation can be traumatized by eating breakfast. Rick (to Beth): I created a world for you, not just an iPad. Tommy: Drama is the best way to tell a story. Rick (to Beth): When you know nothing matters, the whole universe is yours. Rick: The universe is a beast, he feeds on mediocre people, and he creates countless idiots just to eat them. Rick: Smart people have a chance to climb to the top and ride on the back of reality, but reality will keep trying to throw you off, and it will eventually succeed. Rick (to Beth): Saddle your universe and see what it becomes. Rick (to Beth): No matter what you choose, you will eventually adapt. Kiara (to Jerry): I'm utterly disappointed in human nature. 10------------------- Rick (says the President of the United States): a spoiled control freak who thinks he runs the world and bombs with drones to create safety Feeling people! President of the United States (to Rick, Morty): You two violated 1,000 federal regulations in one day! Rick (to the President of the United States): We will continue to save the planet, not because there is America on Earth, but because moving to a new Earth is too much of a hassle. Morty (to the President of the United States): You are the servants of the people, and by right we are your bosses. Rick: Don't believe everything you read on Wikipedia! Rick: When smart people become happy, they start to not recognize themselves. President of the United States (to the Minor President): I am the President of the United States, basically equal to the President of the world. Beth (to Jerry): My thoughts and ideas is the variable, and you are the only constant. Beth (to Jerry): I feel so lucky now to be loved by a simple and honest man like you. Rick (to Jerry): No amount of intelligence can stop your stupidity, mediocrity, and emptiness.
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