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Therapist:

Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness. You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk to belittle my vocation, just as you chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces. Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing,maintaining and cleaning is it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people... Well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose.

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The Rickshank Rickdemption quotes

  • Rick Sanchez: [as Leader of the Citadel of Ricks] Operating an unregistered portal gun, radicalizing a Summer, conspiring with a traitorous Rick. How do you plead?

    Morty Smith: How is this a fair trial? O-Our lawyer is a Morty.

    [Lawyer Morty is goofing around]

    Rick Sanchez: [as Leader of the Citadel of Ricks] It's not fair, you have no rights, and he's not a lawyer. We just keep him here because he's fun. Look at him go.

    Morty Smith: [as Lawyer Morty; mindlessly] Ha ha! Yeah!

    Rick Sanchez: [as Leader of the Citadel of Ricks; to Summer and Morty] We'll be lenient on you if you renounce your Rick. What say you, Summer?

    Summer Smith: I say fuck you! My grandpa was my hero. You killed him because you were jealous of him. That's pretty obvious from the haircuts. So do what you want to me, but let my brother go. He already renounced Rick.

    Rick Sanchez: [as Leader of the Citadel of Ricks] Morty?

    Morty Smith: [Morty is being bothered by Lawyer Morty] What? N-No, I don't want to see your Pog collection.

    [to the Leader of the Citadel of Ricks]

    Morty Smith: I don't renounce Rick, and I never have. I was just trying to protect my sister.

    [to Summer]

    Morty Smith: I wanted you to have a normal life. That's something you can't have when Rick shows up. Everything real turns fake. Everything right is wrong. All you know is that you know nothing and he knows everything. And, well -- well, he's not a villain, Summer, but he shouldn't be your hero. He's more like a demon or a super fucked-up god.

    Rick Sanchez: [as Leader of the Citadel of Ricks] Let's not suck the ghost of his dick too hard. He was a terrorist and now he's dead.

    Morty Smith: [now confident and angry] Oh, yeah? If you think my Rick's dead, he's alive! And if you think you're safe, he's coming for you!

  • Summer Smith: I'll rescue Grandpa myself.

    Morty Smith: And how are you gonna do that?

    Summer Smith: I don't know yet. I'll make it up as I go. That's what Grandpa Rick does. That's what heroes do.