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Therapist:

Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness. You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk to belittle my vocation, just as you chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces. Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing,maintaining and cleaning is it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people... Well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose.

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The Rickshank Rickdemption quotes

  • [repeated line]

    Rick Sanchez: I gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit.

  • [Just as they are about to be attacked by the Cronenberg-world Smiths, Morty and Summer are saved by a SWAT team of Ricks]

    Morty Smith: Hold your fire! Hold your fire! I'm Morty C-137!

    Rick Sanchez: [as SWAT Leader] We detected a compromised portal gun. Where is your Rick?

    Summer Smith: He's in prison.

    Morty Smith: [irritated] Summer!

    Summer Smith: He got captured by the Federation and we were going to rescue him.

    Rick Sanchez: [as SWAT Leader] Very troubling. We can't risk Citadel secrets falling into the Federation's hands. We'll dispatch S.E.A.L. Team Ricks immediately to break into the prison holding C-137.

    Summer Smith: Boo-yah!

    Rick Sanchez: [as SWAT Leader] And assassinate him.

    Summer Smith: [confused] Boo... nah?