Don't want to go out on a rainy day, stay at home and do things?
Girlfriend pulls you to watch pure love movies, don't you like to watch?
You pull your girlfriend to see the bloody horror, she doesn't want to?
Fortunately, a stimulating, funny and youthful movie has recently come to reconcile the ultimate contradiction.
"Hot Babysitter"
"Hot Hand Nanny" comes from the recently rapidly rising Netflix company.
This movie can be said to be a black weekend dedicated by Netflix .
Although it is a low-cost B-level movie, plasma and jokes can show you full sincerity.
It can be said to be the most surprising R-rated horror movie this year.
"Hot Hand Nanny" was rated as a bloody version of Home Alone by netizens.
A 12-year-old nerd nerd.
Like watching movies, toy cars, and studying all kinds of weird things.
Almost afraid of everything in this world.
Get an injection to be scared and cry.
Fear of spiders.
Worried about dying because of learning to drive.
The little otaku, who is scolded by his classmates face to face every day, has regarded "being bullied" as the air in his life.
The habit of capitalization and non-resistance.
Even people throwing eggs at their own homes can turn a blind eye.
However, this weak little otaku has a spice nanny who makes all male classmates love and fear .
The hot girl nanny is full of body as soon as she comes out, her figure is hot and her sex explodes.
Remember what it feels like to fall in love with someone? No matter how bad the weather is, that person must be covered by sunlight in his memories.
She first warned the fat guy who was bullying the little otaku.
Then he gave him some color fiercely.
Then, give his baby a big kiss.
So happy!
In front of such a beauty, the little otaku is not a stubborn thing anymore.
The conversation between the two people became subtle and interesting.
They (parents) are happy that we can play together and I still have money
Are you talking about a prostitute?
Two years at most, you won’t be rare to play with me
I will never despise you
In the impression of the otaku parents, the life of the nanny and the child is not to watch violent movies, eat junk food, and go to bed at ten o'clock.
But how can an adolescent boy and a hot nanny live such a boring life together?
Of course they want to eat junk food .
Watch open-air games.
Big bikini party.
Hot dance and carnival.
The little otaku was greatly stimulated, and his hot sister's beautiful figure was always in his eyes.
Seeing this, Sister Shan has completely fallen into the routine of youth growth comedy movies.
But all this has taken a shocking turn.
The little boy and the little neighbor girl conspired to peek at the "fornication party" the nanny held after he slept.
As a result, the painting style was too harsh, and the little otaku was dumbfounded.
First, the nanny kissed everyone present.
Then began the plasma carnival.
The sexy babysitter suddenly turned into a handy babysitter , inserting a knife into a boy's head with both hands.
The actor of the Spicy Babysitter is the Australian actress Samara Weven , who is a professional householder of "bad girls".
Once played as Smith's niece in The Matrix.
Recently, bloody stills of her and Steven Yuan broke out on the Internet. In the stills, she was holding an electric drill and looked murderous.
She is indeed suitable for the role of a bad girl.
When provoking, the eyes are sharp, and the murderous aura can be felt between the lips and teeth.
When teasing you, turn into a charm angel.
The Little Otaku is played by American teenage actor Judas Lewis .
In 2015, his partner Jack Gyllenhaal played a rock boy in "Broken Life".
His performance in the film is very eye-catching.
This time in "Hot Hand Nanny", he once again contributed mature acting skills that do not match his age.
When the nanny and her companion killed one of them, they decided to take the pure blood of the little otaku.
In desperation, the little otaku thought of calling the police.
But these people are too crazy, and the police have their heads headshot.
When a minor faces five strong adults, it is obvious that he will win or lose.
But this is the charm of movies.
The little otaku first killed the black man by mistake.
They also used a lighter and insecticide spray to successfully blow up the black hat girl.
These crazy adults were subdued one by one by the little otaku.
He even got his first kiss in the process.
The history of B-level movies can be traced back to the 1930s. The emergence of the economic crisis has allowed movies to be graded. One is a well-made A-level film, and the other is a low-cost, relatively crude B-level film.
"Hot Hand Nanny" also intends to pay tribute to traditional B-rated movies, and the red thriller subtitles bring a strong retro style to the film.
Although "Hot Hand Sitter" is a small cost, the production is not rough, and the structure of the drama is particularly exquisite, and everything that happens later in the film has a pavement.
Each plot in the first half and the second half of the movie has a corresponding point, and a circle can be drawn.
For example, the little boy uses the trick taught him by the nanny to deal with strong naked men.
The story of "Hot Hand Nanny" is very simple, but the plot is compact and the director uses comedy + horror to make this small-cost horror movie unique.
At critical moments, there will always be some funny jokes.
For example, when they tied up the little otaku, the little boy took a pocket knife and prepared to cut the rope to escape.
Look at his expression and the soundtrack at the time, you feel that he is about to succeed.
But the next shot suddenly explained the positional relationship of a character like this.
When the silly white sweet brainless woman was shot through the chest by a bullet, she thought of using her aunt's towel to stop the bleeding.
The little otaku looks innocent and pretends to be pure in order to escape.
All the audience and the hot-handed nanny believed in his innocence.
As a result, 911 lights and alarms roared from outside the door.
These jokes are not only funny but also very good in shaping the characters. Whether it is these crazy young people who are trapped in religious organizations or the little otaku, they are all children.
Their lines, reactions and actions are very in line with the identity of the child, which is the best part of this movie.
In this movie, whether it is a murderous maniac or an otaku, their identities are all children.
Although the hot-handed nanny is killing people madly, she is just a deceived girl who missed her feet.
The relationship between the little otaku and the nanny is also the most worthy of taste, he admires the nanny.
Because her appearance satisfies the imagination of all boys.
In addition, she is a close sister.
The little otaku is often so moved that he needs to wipe his nose.
Even at the end of the film, the little otaku still has tears in his eyes when the little otaku and the hot-handed nanny are in a duel.
After all, this kind of attachment has never even been given to parents.
The entanglement of love and hate between two people also makes the relationship between the characters more vivid.
The main contradiction between parents facing a marriage crisis and adolescent children is the main contradiction of the film, which interprets such a thrilling, exciting and fun growth story.
Parents abroad will not throw their children to grandparents like domestic parents, but hire a nanny for them.
In "Hot Hand Nanny", their parents are almost absent.
When the child's life is in danger, the boy's parents "repair the relationship" in the hotel.
The girl's father and "an encounter went out."
The occasional appearance is also very embarrassing.
(A good friend's father is addicted to drag racing every day)
In the end, "Hot Sitter" is still a growth story.
On the road of growing up, parents always hope to help us do everything well.
Therefore, the 12-year-old otaku will also have a babysitter.
When a weak little otaku faces life-threatening danger, he chooses to take the initiative to attack, call the police, run away, and build weapons.
He didn't even stay when he found a temporary safe haven.
Because he must protect his best friend.
He ran away from the temporary safe place, and one person led the handy babysitter away.
Driving a stolen car could have escaped, but it crashed into the enemy.
However, growing up is something that no one can be lazy. No matter what kind of competent parents and nanny you have, this ceremony needs to be done by yourself.
When he came out of the ruins, he completed this growth ritual.
No one would doubt the red light of the police car and the right way of movement of the lens. At this moment, he is a hero.
On the way of growing up, we are always the happiest, most discouraged, most cowardly, and least confident child.
The crying fall and the helplessness lying in the corner are all "handsome nanny" on the way to growth.
But suddenly one day after we opened the door to a new world, we discovered that this experience was so wonderful.
I miss the time when I saw a girl's heartbeat.
Miss that timid age.
I miss the self who desperately wanted to protect you.
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