"The Great Felicity" - on how a white lotus and green tea bitch holds the road to the upper thigh
I decided to watch this new cartoon after seeing the 9.0 rating on Dianping, but I think I saw a fake rating.
In fact, I didn't have much hope before watching it. After all, most of the cartoons are chicken soup slices. Nine times out of ten, the keywords are dreams, basically how bold people are, how high the ground is... Oh, no, it's the number of people Boldness, how good the future is, tell you that as long as you stick to your dreams, even if everyone tells you that it is impossible, you can still succeed.
This story is no exception.
At the beginning of this story, there are two children who grew up together in the orphanage. One is called Fei Lizi, which is our heroine. She is a white lotus (hereinafter referred to as white lotus), and the other is called Vic. Duo, that is, our male protagonist, he is a spare tire (hereinafter referred to as the spare tire man).
White Lotus can be said to be a girl with extraordinary muscles and bones. The dream is to become a dancer.
The story begins when Bai Lianhua and the spare tire boy escaped from the orphanage and came to Paris to pursue their dreams.
In Paris, White Lotus met a floor sweeper. Although it was a floor sweeper at a Paris theatre, her deliberate description of her lame leg made her almost a normal dancer. She must have been a dancing prodigy because of her broken leg. Lenovo in terms of sweepers. . . (Although this is also the foreshadowing of the film deliberately and bluntly)
Next, White Lotus met Camille at the house of the sweeper, a girl who practiced ballet since childhood and was highly skilled, hereinafter referred to as the princess girl.
The princess girl is like an old general on the stage as soon as she appears, with flags on her back. Keep digging holes for yourself, the classic quotations are as follows-
You are nothing!
You can't beat me!
The princess girl took the advantage of the delicious steak at home and went through the back door and was admitted to the ballet. Yes, this must be an ironic movie!
Next, the climax came, Bai Lianhua came to the ballet posing as her because she saw the admission letter of the princess by chance.
This is the first time I've seen a movie where the heroine and the supporting actress got the wrong script!
This is the first time I have seen the heroine so brazenly pretending to be someone else's identity, and she took it for granted from beginning to end, without even apologizing.
This made me think of the previous Qi Yuling case in China, the first case in which citizens' right to education guaranteed by the constitution was used to safeguard their own rights (although it was eventually withdrawn).
The heroine is really full of halo, you know, big brother, it is a crime for you to impersonate others to receive education!
The next plot is full of various protagonists, and White Lotus relies on her own talent and so-called hard work (a few days of special training, hehe) to successfully defeat her competitors (some children who have studied ballet since childhood).
I really feel that there is something wrong with the three views of this film. This film tells us that more than ten years of hard work is not as good as other people's talents. ,Ha ha!
During this period, the female protagonist recognized a Russian prince who was also in the ballet troupe, hereinafter referred to as Wang Zinan. I would like to insert a sentence here. This film must be watched in the Mandarin version, because the Mandarin version of Wang Zinan is dubbed by Hong Kong people, it's too funny. that accent.
Naturally, according to the virtues of cartoons, Wang Zinan really fell in love with the ugly and poor Cinderella White Lotus at first sight, and launched a fierce pursuit.
Then. . . That's it. . .
The appearance of the prince man is only to set off the wealth and wealth of the white lotus, and finally choose the spare tire man; and. . . Just for chatting. . . Hilarious.
The next plot is that the white lotus impostor happened. At this time, it tells us the importance of hugging our thighs. Because the white lotus holds a good thigh, even if the princess's mother is so angry, she has no choice but to accept the white lotus to stay in the dance group and compete with the princess for the important Nutcracker show heroine. position.
Yes, you read that right! Bai Lianhua was covered up because she hugged the famous ballerina, her teacher's thigh, and her impostor thing was over!
Later, some plots were omitted. In short, Bai Lianhua did not concentrate on practice because of the date with the prince man. During the selection, he frequently made mistakes and lost to the princess girl and did not get the position of the heroine. Here, I am also convinced that Bai Lianhua is favored by everyone with her own halo. She fell to the ground by mistake, and she should have lost her chance. At this time, his thigh said, no, let Bai Lianhua have another chance. This gives the impression that the white lotus is walking through the back door, as long as the opportunity she sees in the past is hers, but she is too muddy to support the wall, so she has no choice but to lose the opportunity.
Some plots are omitted below. In short, before the performance of The Nutcracker, White Lotus returned to the dance troupe and decided to compete for the position of the heroine again by virtue of the dance with the princess. What followed was a long family-style dance of funeral love. As a result, as expected, White Lotus won.
Next was chicken soup time, and I saw the thigh asked the white lotus and the princess a question:
why are you dancing?
The princess girl is also real and honest, she actually said, my mother forced me!
Oh my stupid boy, what are you talking nonsense about? With your IQ, no wonder you can only be a female supporting role.
Our white lotus is different, and she said firmly in her eyes: because dancing is a part of my life!
Wow, applaud, sprinkle flowers, music!
If you look at the white lotus, the realm is different.
And then our thighs are also real and do not avoid suspicion, so on the day of the performance, we decided to change the heroine and replace the princess girl with a white lotus.
Seeing this, I think this film not only has problems with three views, but also has problems with IQ.
People have been rehearsing for a few months, and you change the heroine by breaking the awkward dance? ? ? exo me? ? ? You are so sloppy, choosing someone who didn't even participate in the rehearsal and was completely out of state to perform? ? ?
Next is the happy performance, the movie curtain call.
Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that before, the spare tire man and Bai Lianhua had a quarrel because I loved you and you didn’t love me, and finally reconciled because Bai Lianhua sent a good person card—
(The music played, and Felice looked at Victor with affectionate eyes, and said: You are forever. It's me. Best friend!)
For this movie, I decided to give one point, three points for the picture quality, two points for the plot, and above.
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