Last Saturday in Shanghai was sunny and sunny. It would be a crime not to take my baby for an outing in such weather, but I couldn’t bear it because I was too tired from work, so I decided to take my baby to the cinema and prepare for her to sleep while watching a movie.
After the film opened, I knew I was wrong - watching this film is several times harder than taking a baby out on an outing!
Because while the movie is on, I have to keep explaining it to my baby, which is a tiring thing:
I have to explain to my baby that this is a children's film, not your civics class in school. Just watch the fun and it's over, don't imitate the protagonist Felicity in it.
It's not right to peek at other people's letters, and it's not right to go to school as an impostor. What? Do you have a dream? You can't do this even if you want to dream, you know? If you do this, it's not just a matter of your three views. If you don't do it right, you'll be detained or even investigated for criminal responsibility. Do you know that a few years ago, there was a product from Hainan, Henan or Hunan, who impersonated someone else to go to college, and what happened to you later? What? You mean Felicity? People are the protagonists, okay? main character! In the past few years, your biggest official is just a class representative. You have never been a class committee member. Do you think the protagonist's halo is wholesale?
Without a foundation in dance, it is very difficult to dance the ballet well. A transfer student spends his spare time on sweeping the floor and wiping the table every day, studying and practicing hard. He loses a classmate every day, and a week later, he dances in the Nutcracker or Vise at the Paris Opera House. is impossible. What? Talent you say? Do you know how old Leonardo da Vinci started painting eggs? Do you know how many baskets of eggs people have painted before painting the Mona Lisa? Do you know how many materials Edison tested before he invented filament, and how many times he nearly set their lab on fire? Talent, if talent is so useful, what else is there to do in the ballet remedial class downstairs in our community? Graduating in a week! Who still offers discounts on monthly cards, seasonal cards and annual cards?
What? What if, like Felicity, I meet a Russian prince who I don't love like the male lead of a Korean drama? What if, like Felicity, she meets a sweeping aunt who is as talented as the old monk in the Tibetan Sutra Pavilion? What if, like Felicity, even the head of the orphanage has given her a green light? In case, like Felicity, there is an apprentice of Eiffel as a spare tire...
my little ancestor, then put down the juice in your hand, don't suck it hard, just close your eyes and dream and wait for Wang Jianlin I ran out of the manager's room and recognized you as my daughter.
It turns out that I always feel that people in Disney DreamWorks Pixar are mentally retarded. Now, compared with the fake Disney like the French, people's values, outlook on life and world outlook don't know how high they are, okay? This thing the Frenchman shot is simply a rhythm that uses love to generate electricity!
When I walked out of the movie theater, I clenched my fists and let out a dull roar while our little ancestors went to pee:
"Using love to generate electricity, dancing is nothing!"
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