Don’t ring the Pacific, go to the ring morgue

Jamir 2021-12-18 08:01:16

Welcome to the third part of "Jing Tian Movie Universe" "Pacific Rim 2".

Since it is "Jing Tian Movie Universe", the protagonist is of course Jing Tian.

Jing Tian fought ancient Chinese monsters in "The Great Wall", foreign modern monsters in "King Kong: Skull Island", and Chinese and foreign future monsters in "Pacific Rim 2". All the monsters in China and abroad were beaten by her.

(The monsters of "Pacific Rim 2" appeared in the East China Sea, South Korea, and Russia. You can say that this is an alien monster. Jing Tian is no longer limited to the earth, and the goal is to fight a monster of the entire universe)

I just want to ask, what did the monster do wrong to be beaten by her?

What's more terrifying is that the audience is as pitiful as the monster.

Jing Tian played a pin-pointing role in these three movies, and played the same role in the three different movies of "The Great Wall", "King Kong: Skull Island" and "Pacific Rim 2".

Like Wonder Woman, she can live for thousands of years. She first served as a general guarding the Great Wall in ancient times (perhaps in the Song Dynasty). After a thousand years, she went to Skull Island as a scientific researcher in the 1970s, and decades later. Become the Shaw President of Shaw Industries.

Since we don’t know how old she was in "The Great Wall", maybe she was thousands or even 10,000 years old at the time, so we don’t know how old she was in "Pacific Rim 2", maybe she looks like a man from "This Man Comes From Earth" The Lord has lived from the Stone Age until today. He has lived for 14,000 years. He has made friends with various historical figures. He used to run with Sun Bin, who is whiter than Zhang Fei, Shakespeare is better than Chinese, Han Feizi is better than spoken language, and Edison. Better than hearing, she won all the results.

"Pacific Rim 2" is composed of the yellow race Jing Tian, ​​the black Jing Tian (John Boyega),

White Jing Tian (Scott Eastwood),

A total of three Jing Tian starring, gathered all Jing Tian in the world, is destined to leave a legendary film history.

In order to hone her acting skills, Jing Tian plays the four corners. In addition to playing Jing Tian himself, she will also play a monster, a helicopter, and a tree.

I have to say that she acted so well. I didn't see that she acted the monsters, helicopters, and trees at all.

And Scott Eastwood played Knight in this film.

He was present when the old mech driver (driver) was recruited in "Pacific Rim 2", he was there when the old driver was recruited in "Fast and Furious 8", and he doubled when he recruited the old driver (super villain) in "Suicide Squad". Just be there,

It feels like he is an intermediary, specifically responsible for helping major companies recruit employees, and then extract commissions from them.

John Boyega plays Jack Pentecost, the son of Stacker Pentecost, who died heroically in the previous episode.

Dare to be the son of Stark, it sounds like he would die miserably.

At the beginning of the movie, Jack met Amara, who made a mech "boxer" himself.

At a young age and never studied related majors, a mecha can be built with broken copper and iron, and it feels like other scientists deserve to die.

The old driver (driver) of the mech "Winter Ajax" felt that the screenwriter was insulting his IQ, and said to the boxer: Get out of here.

Then the boxer rolled away.

As soon as the boxer rolls, we can see the appearance of the boxer, which looks like a ball.

Winter Ajax said: You are just a ball.

In the winter, Ajax felt that the boxer had seriously affected the city, so he changed to Yang Yongxin in seconds and stunned the boxer with a roar of "You are lack of electricity".

Relevant departments felt that Jack and Amara had a promising future. Not only did they fail to punish them, they also decided to train them as old drivers to drive mechas.

Send criminals to protect the earth? The brain circuit of this Thomas maneuver of the screenwriter is also very peculiar.

Jack came to a place called "Mo Yulan", where there are old drivers with the best skills in the world, as well as Tsingtao Beer.

Then the black Jing Tian (Jack), the white Jing Tian (Nate), and the yellow Jing Tian met. We were fortunate to witness this great historical moment. It is the blessing of the people and the fortune of the country. How can we not bring tears to the people. Orbit, weep with joy!

Among them, Jing Tian is poisonous, because her lips seem to be poisoned.

Her skill is one-click dressing. Other characters wear the same clothes throughout the movie. Only she wears different clothes every time she appears. Maybe she sells clothes.

In addition, she is also a human translator, and she can communicate smoothly in languages ​​that she doesn't use wherever she goes. In "Qinghe Nan's High", some people speak Chinese and some people speak Japanese, so they can communicate smoothly; some people in "The Great Wall" and "Pacific Rim 2" speak Chinese, some people speak English, and they can communicate smoothly.

At this time, Ye Wen's good friend Zhang Tianzhi appeared.

Zhang Tianzhi wanted to shake hands with Jing Tian, ​​but was rejected.

Are you holding my big sweet hand? Let's register first, and then wait in line for three years.

It turned out that Jing Tian never shook hands, because the end of shaking hands with her was very miserable. He was either locked in a room by a scumbag, or trapped on Mars, or forced by Thanos to surrender the space gems, or beaten by aliens. .

Seeing so many Jing Tian together, the enthusiastic citizens couldn't stand it anymore. Driving the Revenge Obsidian, it was a big beating against the black Jing Tian (Jack) and the white Jing Tian (Nate).

Because of this era, from watermelon knives to kitchen knives to nail clippers must be real-named, and unregistered mechas such as Vengeance Obsidian are illegal, so Jack and Knight counterattacked.

Compared with the first one, the thickness of the mecha is gone, and it feels like it is made of plastic.

All the mechas in the second part ran fast, so fast to reincarnate?

Vengeance Obsidian was very arrogant, and he played a plane on the spot.

Jack's cousin Mori Asako (played by Rinko Kikuchi) accidentally crashed and died.

When you see this, you will find that the relationship with John Boyega is very miserable.

The important role played in 4 episodes of "Star Wars 7" died;

In "Star Wars 8", he kissed the female number two and fainted. He died in two important roles in 5 episodes and 6 episodes, and the big boss of "First Order" in 2 episodes also died. ;

The cousin who played 2 episodes of "Pacific Rim 2" died again, and Knight was also seriously injured.

If other actors want to live longer, stay away from him.

Jing Tian was once again Zhuge Liang afterwards, saying that such a tragedy could be avoided by using the UAV that she developed.

As the name suggests, the drone can be remotely controlled and unmanned. Whether you are squeezing a bus, squatting in a pit, jumping from a building, watching "News Broadcast", or performing a boulder on your chest, you can remotely control the drone.

Here are two scientists, Newt and Herman.

Among them, Newt has a strong taste, and even imprisoned the monster at home, and even fell in love with the monster.

Herman provided information to Jack and Knight, who drove the mech to Siberia, where Captain America and Iron Man fought the civil war, and he took revenge on the Obsidian.

Newt planted the frame and said to Herman: Jing Tian is behind the scenes.

How can I be the villain? It's impossible to think with your feet!

You even framed me as sweet and don't want to live?

As expected, Newt was the villain, and Jing Tian captured him on the spot.

By convention, whether it is the protagonist or the villain in the movie, after catching the opponent, he always listens to him talking nonsense, misses the best opportunity to kill him, and then allows the opponent to escape smoothly.

Thus, Newt and Jing Tian had such a dialogue:

Newt: You always think you are the smartest.

Jing Tian: I will do it soon.

You are so smart, why don't you shoot?

Jing Tian "accidentally" let Newt go, and Newt took control of the drone armor.

Zhang Tianzhi immediately put on a pose, and he was about to use Wing Chun to hit the drone armor. As a result, a shell from the drone armor came and exploded him with nothing left.

Sure enough, Wing Chun still doesn't work.

And Jing Tian randomly clicked on the screen twice, and didn't know whether he was browsing Weibo or Moments, and all the drone armors were scrapped. This story tells us that brute force is unreliable in this age of mind.

The heart of all UAV A is collapsed: We are so awesome on the stage, and we get the box lunch before we can play it well?

At this time, the movie has been played for more than half of it, and the drama will end if there is no monster. The three monsters thought to themselves: I got paid for the movie. It would be bad if I didn't show up. So he hurriedly appeared in Russia, East China Sea, and South Korea before the end of the movie.

According to the geographical location, wouldn’t it be more convenient for you to go to China together?

The monster said: If it destroys China, don't even think about this movie being released!

Then they went to Japan, after all, no matter how much damage is done, they can pass the trial.

Jack summoned all the old drivers and gave a speech: Now come with me to save the world!

Just like you are saving the world, you just need to take care of yourself.

Newt and the monster said to the protagonist: You are so powerful, why don't you go to heaven?

The protagonist said: Then I will go to heaven to show you.

So they spiraled up into the sky.

I really hope they fly directly to the Trisolaris galaxy 4 light-years away and never come back.

Don't ring the Pacific, go to the ring morgue.

But life is so full of surprises, they landed in Japan very accurately.

Four mechas launched an offensive. Among them, the Vengeance Wanderer’s skill is to kill the enemy with a big sword, and the saber Athena’s skill is to pierce the needle.

The skill of the heroic protector is to play SM with a whip, and the skill of the phoenix guerrilla is the yo-yo.

The Eight Immortals crossed the sea, each showed their magical powers, and fought against the monsters.

The next plot looks like this:

Boom boom boom... wow (monster cry)... da da da... wow... boom boom... wow... bangbangbang... wow... boom... wow... crackling... wow... meow meow ...Wow...bow...wow...

Subsequently, Newt released the "502 Glue" beasts. Thousands of "502 Glue" beasts gathered and turned into 502 glue. The three monsters were glued together and turned into a super monster. The four mechas were launched. Counterattack.

The next plot looks like this:

Boom boom boom... wow (monster cry)... da da da... wow... boom boom... wow... bangbangbang... wow... boom... wow... crackling... wow... meow meow ...Wow...bow...wow...

The super monster rubbed the mecha on the ground, and the protagonist was about to fail.

Suddenly, someone said: Do you remember a trick that fell from the sky?

Jing Tian suddenly realized, as if waking up from a dream, she said to Jack and Amara: Big brother, isn't God?

She came galloping on a treadmill (you can say she was skating), and then spent 50 cents at the fireworks store to buy a soaring cannon to send the Vengeance Wanderer to the sky.

The vengeful wanderer descended from the sky and shouted "Tathagata Palm" and defeated the monster.

Jing Tian saved the world, and people have lived happily ever since.

In other words, the protagonist was abused by the mecha piloted by the monster, the drone controlled by the monster, and the monster in the first 2 hours, and the monster was defeated by sending Jing Tian in the last minute.

So why not just let Jing Tian appear from the beginning?

She was the one who had the opportunity to shoot Newt but let him go, and it was her who helped the protagonist defeat the monster in the end, which is indeed a genre.

If she releases water and helps the villain "accidentally", the villain can win; if she helps the protagonist, the protagonist will win. No matter which side she is on, which side will win, in fact she is the real big boss.

At the end of the story, Jack said: Next time you don't have to let the monster come, let's go to the monster's site personally.

The earth said: I beg you to stop destroying the earth! Go out and fight!

After watching the movie, I just want to say: Ultraman is so unjust, you didn't make a move at the critical moment of Japan's life and death?

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Pacific Rim: Uprising quotes

  • Jake Pentecost: Fire everything you've got!

  • Jake Pentecost: Gottlieb, what does that mean? "In theory"?

    Dr. Hermann Gottlieb: Today... it means, "Yes!"