Among so many men, only classmate Yu has sex, and he is always entangled with classmate Liang. The matter of borrowing arrows and killing Cai Mao and Zhang Yun to gamble on people's heads is simply two handsome guys fighting each other. At the end of the day, their faces were so close, your words, my words, every sentence implied, eyes spit peach blossoms. I'm crazy.
After they decided to borrow the east wind, Yu said to Liang, turn on the lights tonight. I remembered that the red lanterns were hung high, and the second room was lit~
In fact, it was all by seduction. Such a simple and exaggerated countermeasure has also succeeded, which is completely the result of seducing Jiang Qian. Classmate Yu went up and hugged him, wow~ Jiang Gan can only say coquettishly, you always like to lie to me to play ~ wow~
Tong Dawei's agent must have persuaded the director to add such an innocuous role at the price of buying implanted advertisements. But the director must have answered with dignity: It's okay to be on camera, but you can only play a fool. Finally, on the battlefield, after Tong Dawei shouted "fat pig" so idiotically, I really wanted him to die, and then he really died, and I was very happy.
Of course, life has its ups and downs. In the end, Xiao Qiao didn't die, and I was very upset.
One more thing, have you noticed that when Sun Shangxiang saw Tong Dawei dressed as a woman, he didn't react at all, which shows how much Sun Shangxiang looks like a man.
Because there are too many lines for Xiao Qiao in this episode, the director is very wise to enable dubbing, I am very fortunate.
I remember a time when my teacher asked me, if there is a war, who of you is willing to go to war for the country, please raise your hand. I think I'm powerless, and of course there's no such thing as a dick. After class, a boy who likes me asked me disappointedly, did you really not raise your hand? After that, he didn't chase me seriously, probably because he was very cold to me. But now, there is "Red Cliff". When a teacher asks this kind of question again, girls can imagine themselves as Xiao Qiao and raise their hands. In fact, Cao Cao is quite attractive.
I finally know why the Chinese can invent gunpowder. There are too many people to kill with cold weapons.
That part of Sun Shangxiang's dew meat, honestly, isn't pretty. . . .
Zhang Fei was very weak in this episode. When he was fighting, he jumped out and got two arrows. Hide back, shoot an arrow through the crack, so many people hit him. And he didn't contribute much until the end of the movie.
Liu Bei, the man who weaves straw shoes and wraps glutinous rice balls, I was really defeated by him. I feel that Yu's last sentence "We all lost" is exactly what it means.
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