A "chill" caused by a Godzilla

Rupert 2022-04-22 07:01:54

A Japanese-style "chill" caused by a Godzilla, a super-long "easter egg" made of crazy words.

How to evaluate Toho's latest "Godzilla" 2016? One word - "rotten"!


Below, the author divides into four parts to briefly analyze this "political propaganda" for everyone:

1. The development of militarism

Churchill once commented on "World War II" - "This is a completely avoidable war".

It is precisely because Britain and France condoned Hitler again and again that Nazi Germany regained the Sudetenland, annexed Austria, devoured Czechoslovakia, and wiped out the Polish cavalry. Finally, fascism rose from the ground in the lie of Heath and ignited the whole of Europe. , just to declare his loneliness and invincibility.

Looking back at the rise of militarism in Japan, is it not following such an iron law - the rise of military staff does not happen overnight, and the big, middle, and major's chatting with each other is more than a one-off event?

As soon as he landed, Godzilla was weak and weak, breathing with his cheeks, unable to straighten his back, like a croaker. It is the benevolence of the prime minister and the cabinet women, who repeatedly missed the opportunity. When it was weak, he blindly tolerated it. The next day, Sla was awesome, and taught you to burn a pile of blood and mud. .


2. A "chill" caused by

a nuclear-turned monster A "chill" caused by a nuclear-turned monster, an Easter egg cut from a crazy mouth.

As a so-called "political film", the 2016 version of "Godzilla" completely abandoned the civilian perspective, and all the shots revolved around high-ranking officials. If "I'm Not Pan Jinlian" is "an official story caused by a scumbag", then "Godzilla" 2016 is "the shogun's blowout caused by a monster" -

this film attempts to use Godzilla to Taking this opportunity, I explained to the audience the emergency mechanism of Japan's high-level executives, and by the way, mocked the shortcomings of the government's internal responsibility, bloated institutions, and low efficiency. The heart of loyalty and filial piety is more than that, but the way of filming is foolish -

the whole film is like a documentary in series with the tongue twisters of dragon actors, like a super-long easter egg in a super-long trailer, which can be summed up in two major characteristics:

no special effects, hysterical editing It is all the special effects of this film; the

rhythm is super fast, and its stiff face can beat Tang Bohu and Zhou Xingxing!


3. Godzilla's "Infinite Evolution"

In 1998, Emmerich made a "Godzilla", which Toho felt was a tarnish to their "sacred beast";

Edwards remade "Godzilla" again in 2014 ", Dongbao felt that their "national treasure" was insulted again -

so, they had to shoot it themselves!

They will continue to use the technology of 50 years ago, and use the special film that the people of their island nation are most proud of to name their "cute" Godzilla -

the 16th version of "Godzilla" can not only resemble "Godzilla" "Pokémon" evolves infinitely,
It evolves to the point where it can emit lasers from all over the body,
Especially the "mouth" and "tail" have the largest displacement. When sprayed to High, it bared its teeth, grinned and forked, and its tail spit flames like chrysanthemums. In minutes, you will be blinded by a pair of titanium alloy dogs.

4. The brain hole is wide open, "Gongkou

" saves the world After the routine of American father's "nuclear bomb conspiracy", Dongbao's children open their brain holes and come up with a wonderful ending of "Gongkou saves the world".

Probably Dongbao Company made twenty or thirty films in the Godzilla series (the author said that I was very bored back then, and I watched all of them), but I really couldn’t think of an ingenious ending, which forced the director to open his mind and force an explanation. A wave -

"Seduce it, let it shoot, wait for it to die and fall to the ground, then pour drugs into its mouth~"

Oh, such a lewd idea, only the director of Yamato Nationality can think of it It's out, the younger generation worships ~ It's useless to say more, let's go to the picture,
Let everyone see the truth-

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Extended Reading

Shin Godzilla quotes

  • Hiromi Ogashira, Deputy Director of Nature Conservation Bureau: Man is more frightening than Gojira.

  • Yusuke Shimura, Deputy Chief Cabinet Secretary: When was the last time you changed that shirt?

    Hiromi Ogashira, Deputy Director of Nature Conservation Bureau: To be honest, your shirt smells pretty rank.

    Rando Yaguchi: Really?

    Hiromi Ogashira, Deputy Director of Nature Conservation Bureau: A shower and a change of clothes wouldn't hurt.