Once, Bryan was the illegitimate son of his Nazareth mother and Roman centurion.
At that time, the centurion left his mother and son and walked away.
Therefore, he and Rome had an antagonism.
It happened that when he was selling animal offal in the arena, he joined the resistance organization "Jewish People's Front."
First, he completed an arduous task, writing resistance slogans in the Roman camp.
Naturally, he was hunted down by the soldiers, and escaped from the enemy with all his hardships.
Then he went to take part in the kidnapping of Pilate's wife and was unfortunately captured.
Fortunately, he took advantage of Pilate's negligence and escaped again.
However, the Roman soldiers searched the headquarters of the "Jewish Popular Front".
By coincidence, he fell from the house and fell onto a podium.
Taking the opportunity, he pretended to be a speaker and loudly proclaimed the life philosophy he heard.
Soon, his audience grew more and more, and he was regarded as a mentor, and his followers resolutely refused to leave him.
In this way, he was wickedly regarded as the Messiah.
Unfortunately, he fell into the hands of the Romans again and was sentenced to be nailed to the cross.
Fortunately, at the call of his lover, Pilate chose him as the forgiven person.
However, another person was mistakenly identified as Brian, and he was not pardoned.
At this time, his relatives, friends and comrades in arms came to see him off one by one, but he was very disappointed.
In the end, the real Jesus told him that we have not lost anything.
As the curtain fell, the people on the cross sang together.
Yes, this is the life of Bryan from Nazareth.
This is a movie about Jesus, but the protagonist is not Jesus, but a fake Jesus.
However, behind the main line of this story, there is extreme absurdity.
The various resistance organizations are in their own right, arguing like the political parties in the United Kingdom. The kidnapping operations are fighting each other because of each other's merits. There is no activist, except for meetings, it is suicide. In the end, the leaders also read an honor report to Brian on the cross: "Go to death with peace of mind. You will become a martyr of the new world, and we will always remember you!" Who
was preaching at that time? Madman, madman, or madman. It is among this group of people that Jesus stands out?
The answer is given below: Brian casually said a few hearsay philosophies, and he was worshipped as a prophet by fanatical believers. No matter how he explained it, he could not change the beliefs of the believers. No matter what he did, it would be true. "Miracle". The adulterous Matthias refused to answer whether he was a virgin on the grounds of personal affairs, and the believers assumed that he was the Virgin Mary.
The Romans did not have a reliable one:
the Roman civil servants who were responsible for taking prisoners to the cross had an extremely gentle attitude and a standard smile on their faces. They looked like prisoners as customers, and they looked like volunteers in the Olympic Village.
The civil officer grinned, the military officer stern. The guards on the patrol punished Brian to write the slogan a hundred times because he misspelled his grammar.
In the end, the joking person was released as Brian, and he angrily rebuked: "Do Romans have no sense of humor!"
Actually, it is not. For the illegible Governor Pilate, no one from top to bottom is not watching his jokes. .
There are more nonsensical jokes than these ironic jokes, and they are also the specialty of Monty Python, so I won't list them one by one.
2011-10-21
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