He didn't even try!

Ike 2021-12-11 08:01:37

In order to see the disaster artist, so I looked at this original work. I laughed many times in the middle, it was a disaster!
The following are complaints:
1. The male lead's acting skills are too bad, okay! He didn't even try! Compared with other people's acting skills, it is almost Oscar-level! Every time the male protagonist smiles but doesn’t laugh, I think he sees through the female protagonist’s derailment and is going to kill him! And compared to Xiao Xianrou Jiyou, I understand why the hostess wants to cheat. The hero is really boring! "You are tearing me apart Lisa" is really funny. At the end, when she cried out Why Why Why, just like the heroine said, it was a giant baby acting like a baby. Please do it, don’t you laugh when you shoot?
2. Love action scenes are too long, right? I counted it, every time it’s a song, 3 minutes! If it is a real love action scene, forget it, but why are they all such a stream of consciousness! Every time I was either blocked by curtains or blocked by stairs, I didn't take off my pants at the cheating scene! There is also that vulgar bed + window curtain + rose petals, there is always a sense of sight when you are the wind and I am the grassland where you are chasing...
3. What makes me most indignant is the third love action scene-fuck you How low is his budget? This is the first game I picked up? In the previous scene, the heroine’s eyeshadows were clearly white and the earrings were small. In the next scene, they turned into green eyeshadows and big pendant earrings. They are exactly the same as the first love action scene... and it’s time to play another song. ……
4. The scene where the heroine seduce the base friend is too embarrassing. Friends keep brainwashing themselves: I am Johnny's best friends. The last sentence is still no, everything will be alright, the next second is to follow the heroine upstairs orz. This conversion is too blunt, love action movies are much smoother than you!
5. Everyone's logic is so strange. So little Danny coveted the heroine? I still confessed his love for the heroine in front of the male lead, but the male lead said that we are a family, love as a friend——Huh, so I misunderstood it? When little danny looks at the hostess wretchedly, is it just the child's love for her mother?
6. Little Danny was blackmailed. After a group of people helped him run away the bad guys, he started the questioning cycle mode of roaring horse + Qiong Yao crying:
What kind of money?
Everything is OK.
What kind of money?
Everything is fine.
What kind of money?
It doesn't matter
we still don't know what the money that bought drugs is.
7. So is there a lock on the door of the apartment... Why can everyone enter directly...
8. Peter, who joined later, has no meaning at all. What did he mean when he fell... And that speechless chicken lens-why the camera angle is radial...
9, Mike was hit while playing rugby and what did he mean... And the collision was too fake, right? , It's totally incomparable with Peter's smashed butt...yellow card warning.
10. Every scene transition is very blunt. Obviously, I had just entered the door, and after a few conversations, I said that it was late and I was leaving. In the last party, every time the scene is changed, a random San Francisco promo is taken.
11. The timeline is also messy. The male protagonist was drunk that night when the promotion failed, and the female protagonist forced him to drink and got drunk and messed up. As a result, something happened the next day: First, the mother talked to the hostess, and the hostess said that the hostess was drunk with domestic violence last night. Then Mike sneaked into the hostess's apartment and fucked with the hostess's good friend. The mother and the hostess are back. Then it happened that little Danny was blackmailed, and a group of people entered a roaring Ma Qiongyao crying questioning cycle mode. Then the male protagonist talked with his friends and talked about the topic of women's changeability. Then little Danny and the male lead expressed their love for the female lead. Then the hostess chatted with a good friend in the apartment and said that the host had committed domestic violence to her last night-did I cross or is this actually a different story in a parallel world? Later the party day was messy, and my friends came to the apartment to send her Things happened to coincide with the hostess alone sweeping the floor at home, so the two of them planned to cheat, but they were found out by the hostess's good friend, and then the friend had to leave, leaving the hostess to chat with his friends. Then the male lead and his friends went for a run, then went back to the apartment, and then suddenly inserted a scene of the night, and then the male lead left, but at this time it was still bright outside? Then my mother chatted with the hostess again, and after the chat, the hostess continued to sweep the floor. Then the male lead went home. It was finally night, and the party finally started... What the hell was this night and day? The hostess, your apartment is so small, how long have you been sweeping?
12. There are also some details that I find funny: in the end, the male protagonist cried and smashed things everywhere after discovering the truth, and one of the three paintings on the stove got stuck?. Finally, after swallowing the gun and committing suicide, the gun fell back into the box, which is a coincidence.

After reading it, I feel that there is actually no need to read this original work for the sake of "Disaster Artist". Is it a waste of life?

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Extended Reading
  • Milan 2022-03-21 09:01:59

    4/10. It looks like a real thing and is insane, creating conflicts illogically and then resolving them for no reason. For example, the rooftop of one's own house will randomly break into the underworld where debts are enforced. The psychiatrist has no evidence and magically tells the secret of a friend's wife stealing; but To do another interesting analysis, although the lines are filled with chicken soup and teasing, the evil pervert in the bones is the unconscious product of David Lynch, which makes it rotten and unique. It is like some people appreciate the beauty of ruins.

  • Adrian 2021-12-11 08:01:37

    I’m not very good at talking these two days. I opened my mouth and said "I did not hit her. I did nooooot. Oh hi Mark." I saw it dozens of times.

The Room quotes

  • Claudette: Everything goes wrong all at once. Nobody wants to help me. And I'm dying.

    Lisa: You're not dying, mom.

    Claudette: I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer.

  • [repeated line]

    Johnny: That's the idea.