"Every man has the right to have children as long as he wants to"

Monte 2021-10-18 19:51:30

Lines that are so impressive:

reg: "Why do you keep this topic?"
Stan: "I want to be a woman."
reg: "What?"
Stan: "I want to be a woman. From now on, I I hope you all call me loretta."
reg: "what?"
stan: "this is my right as a man."
reg: "why do you want to be a loretta? stan?"
stan: "I want to have a baby."
reg : "Do you want to have children?"
Stan: "Every man has the right to have children as long as he wants."
reg: "But you can't have children!"
Stan: "You are not allowed to oppress me."
reg: "It's not me Compress you Stan, you don’t have a womb. Where are you going to have a baby? Put it in the box?"

(Stan bows his head and cries...)

Judith: "I have an idea, suppose you agree with him. It’s not anyone’s fault or even the Romans’ fault that you can’t have children and you don’t have a womb, but he has the right to have children."
Francis: "Good idea judith, we will fight for your right to have children. Brother, I'm sorry, sister."
reg: "What's the use of this?"
Francis: "What?"
reg: "He can't have children at all! What shall we fight for him?"
Francis: "He is one of us who challenge the oppressors Symbol."
Reg: "Symbol challenging the facts..."

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Extended Reading
  • Leonora 2022-03-21 09:01:09

    The irony is too strong, too exaggerated, and I don't like this kind of film. "Never follow others, don't believe what others tell you, you are a special person yourself."

  • Talon 2022-04-21 09:01:11

    Need some patience, and after watching it, you may be ready to cut the ending song into a ringtone like me... 201704

Monty Python's Life of Brian quotes

  • Centurion: Where is Brian of Nazareth?

    Brian: You sanctimonious bastards!

    Centurion: I have an order for his release!

    Brian: You stupid bastards!

    Mr. Cheeky: Uh, I'm Brian of Nazareth.

    Brian: What?

    Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, I - I - I'm Brian of Nazareth.

    Centurion: Take him down!

    Brian: I'm Brian of Nazareth!

    Victim #1: Eh, I'm Brian!

    Mr. Big Nose: I'm Brian!

    Victim #2: Look, I'm Brian!

    Brian: I'm Brian!

    Victims: I'm Brian!

    Gregory: I'm Brian, and so's my wife!

    Victims: I'm Brian! I'm Brian!...

    Brian: I'm Brian of Nazareth!

    Centurion: All right. Take him away and release him.

    Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian. I was only - It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke!

  • Mr. Big Nose: I'll get you for this, you bastard.

    Parvus: Oh, yeah?

    Mr. Big Nose: Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I never forget a face.

    Parvus: No?

    Mr. Big Nose: I warned you. I'm going to punch you so hard, you Roman git!

    Parvus: Shut up, you Jewish turd!

    Mr. Big Nose: Who are you calling Jewish? I'm not Jewish! I'm a Samaritan!

    Gregory: A Samaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section.