The Best Worst Movie ever made

Winnifred 2021-12-11 08:01:37

Written before watching "Disaster Artist"

First of all, you have to admit that "The Room" is very entertaining after watching too much. This is the worst movie ever. After watching it, it will change your life. Not only because of the terrible performance, distorted plot, pupil-like lines, and confusing soundtrack of the film, every mistake here is so magical, even if you let the best producer in the world deliberately make one. Bad films are not so bad.

The uniqueness of this film lies in its seriousness. Many bad films are caused by carelessness and carelessness. The directors have to play soy sauce and the screenwriter to earn a manuscript fee. But the film's director and lead actor Tommy Wretched is the investor, and he magically spent six million for a price of sixty yuan. He is not as casual as other people, taking movies so seriously but so lacking talent, that makes "The Room" such a wonderful work. Other bad films are not so diligent to shoot in this film, and it's really hard to make such bad pictures with diligence. Imagine writing an essay when you first learned English, trying to squeeze out a few words and then convince yourself that you can get a high score. This should be how Tommy felt when he was writing a script. Ha ha ha. What a story, Tommy.

It's a pity that the movie is now off the shelves at station b. If no one complains about it, the viewing experience will be greatly reduced. Attach Tommy’s blessing to the audience: " You can laugh, you can cry, you can express yourself, but please don't hurt each other."

PS, Tommy’s three unsolved mysteries:

1. How did the six million dollars come from?

2. Where is Tommy from? He claims to be from New Orleans, and his accent is half-drunk Croatian cyborg, probably from Europe.

3. How old is Tommy? He claimed that he was in his twenties when he was filming "The Room" (It's not true! It's bullshit! ), and he was born in 1955 on IMDB.

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Extended Reading

The Room quotes

  • Lisa: Denny, are you okay? What did that man want from you?

    Denny: Nothing.

    Claudette: Oh, that was not nothing!

    Lisa: Tell me everything!

    Claudette: You have no idea what kind of trouble you're in here, do you?

    Denny: I owe him some money.

    Lisa: What kind of money?

    Denny: I owe him some money!

    Lisa: What kind of money?

    Denny: Everything is okay! He's gone!

    Claudette: Everything is not okay. Denny, that is a dangerous man!

    Denny: Calm down! He's going to jail!

    Lisa: Denny, what kind of money? Just tell me!

    Claudette: What do you need money for?

    Lisa: Mom, please! Denny is with me and Johnny!

    Claudette: A man like that! With a gun! My god!

  • Lisa: Denny, look at me in the eyes and tell the truth. We're your friends.

    Denny: I bought some drugs off of him. Things got mixed up. I didn't mean for this to happen!

    Lisa: [crying] Denny...

    Denny: I don't have them anymore!

    Lisa: What kind of drugs, Denny?

    Denny: It doesn't matter, I don't have them anymore!

    Claudette: It doesn't matter? How in the hell did you get involved with drugs?

    Lisa: Mom...

    Claudette: What? Were you giving them to him, selling them to him? Where in the hell did you meet that man?

    Lisa: [screaming] What kind of drugs do you take?

    Denny: It's nothing like that!

    Lisa: [screaming] What the hell is wrong with you?

    Denny: I just needed some money to pay off some stuff!

    Lisa: How much do you have to give him?

    Claudette: This is not the way you make money!

    Lisa: [screaming] How much?

    Denny: [screaming] Stop ganging up on me!

    Claudette: Well, it is time somebody ganged up on you for God's sake! A man like that! Where in the hell did you meet a man like that?

    Denny: It doesn't matter!

    Claudette: It matters a great deal! A man holds a gun on you! You almost got killed and you expect me to forget that happened?

    Denny: You're not my fucking mother!

    Claudette: [grabs Denny by the shirt] You listen, you little boy!

    Lisa: No, stop! No!

    [grabs and hugs Denny]

    Claudette: Somebody had better do something around here!