Brother watched not SEX, but Sentimental

Tessie 2021-10-18 19:51:19

In 1999, when I was a virgin, I watched "American Virgin" (also known as "American Pie 1") and thought it was a film made for someone like me.

I had just graduated from university that year, and the situation was the same as the stupid Jim in the film. I had never been in a relationship. Apart from my right and left hands, I had not had any kind of sex. At that time, university cohabitation was still a different kind. There were no girls everywhere on the street, and there were no eDonkeys, Xunlei, or even Baidu. In my young body, there is a mixture of desire for sex and longing for recognition of the opposite sex. Sex comes first or love comes first, this is a problem.

"American Pie"—At that time, it was not called "American Pie 1" because the producer never expected that this small-cost production film of 10 million US dollars would be a big hit, and it spawned 7 series-just the answer , Or try to answer this question.

I remember that after watching "American Pie", I couldn't restrain my excitement. I missed the night drive "cat" dialing kapok-the country's larger BBS at the time-and wrote a film review called "Sweet and Delicious American Pie" : The four "green head boys" went out to "break the place" with all their treasures. After some twists and turns, they finally discovered that sex had come with sweet love. The reason why people are different from ordinary animals is that they can produce various complex high-level emotions, so monkey sex is called mating, and human sex is called love. Although it is all done, at least there is love.

In 2009, I was fainted, so of course I am no longer a virgin-if it is still, my wife will have comments. Looking at the American faction again, I found that there have been seven. It's just that most of the first two parts are continuation works, and the degree of visibility is inversely proportional to the scale of exposure. The most important thing is that my mood has changed. As some netizens of children's shoes said, I used to look at pictures on the H website, but now I look at texts. When I look at "American Pie" again, I don't have those ignorant longings before, but rather a trace of memories of the green past. Farewell, my youth is over.

If you are still a virgin, please look at the American Pie; if you are no longer a virgin, also look at the American Pie. Everyone has his own pie in his mind.

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  • Ron 2022-04-23 07:01:09

    Bold style and nonsensical plot.

  • Ottilie 2022-03-23 09:01:11

    Brainless American youth sex comedy. Fortunately, after all, American comedy is a comedy that is just like a fake. After a variety of heavy-tasting plots, hope has floated in the bubble. I prefer the same type of hangover. Compared with that, the American school has a loose structure and a single smile.

American Pie quotes

  • Michelle: Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

    Jim: [spits out drink] Excuse me?

    Michelle: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is. Sex Ed. So, are we gonna screw soon? Cause I'm getting kinda antsy.

  • Michelle: Now, I have 2 rubbers. Wear them both. It will desensitize you. I don't want you cumming so damn early this time.

    Jim: What makes you think that I would cum early?

    Michelle: Come on, I saw you on the net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You're a sure thing.

    Jim: Yes I am.