Stark 01------------------- Pycelle: This summer was the longest in living memory. Tyrion (to Cersei): If I had the ability to fool my father, I would have ruled the world long ago! Luwin (to Bran): It's the job of the Lord of Winterfell to listen to people you don't like. Osha (to Bran): The red comet means only one thing - dragons. Jorah (to Daenerys): Everything has an end, even the Red Waste. Jorah: You must be a source of courage for your subjects. Daenerys: And my courage comes from you. Craster: The plan can't keep up with the changes. Cressen (to Davos): True loyalty is about speaking up! Jaime: Three small wins are not enough to be king. Robb: Totally better than three losses. Tyrion (to Shae): No one can be trusted in King's Landing. Tyrion: I am a slave to the truth. Petyr: Knowledge is power. Cersei: Power is power. Theon (to Robb): You can't take King's Landing without a fleet. Catelyn: There are kings all over the place now... Joffrey (said Stark Army): They're too weak because they take women too seriously. Joffrey (to Cersei): The king does not need to ask questions, just orders. Cersei: Jaime is in danger. Joffrey: We're at war and all lives are at risk! 02------------------- Yoren: People tend to focus on protecting the throat and forget about the important part of the crotch. Varys (to Tyrion): Keeping secrets for friends, I'm the most reliable. Varys (to Tyrion): The storms come and go, the big fish eat the little ones, and I sit on the fishing boat. Tyrion (to Cersei): Your skill at tearing paper is superb. Tyrion (to Cersei): The Night's Watch is the only barrier that can defend the kingdom against unknown threats. Eddison: If the gods wanted us to die with dignity, they wouldn't let us fart in our dying moments. Samwell: The back of a woman walking is the best. Theon: A tough place produces tough people, and tough people will rule the world! Petyr: The most powerful people are often the least windy Spend. Tyrion (to Janos): I can't question your reputation because it doesn't exist. Tyrion: If I asked you to kill a nursing baby girl, would you do it without a second thought? Bronn: Of course not, I have to ask you how much you're paying first. Hot Pie: Both sides wear armor, even if it is a war. Gendry: Who told you that? Hot Pie: A knight. Gendry: How do you know he's a knight? Hot Pie: Because he's wearing armor. Gendry: It's not just knights who can wear armor. Fools can also buy armor to wear. Hot Pie: How do you know? Gendry: Because I sold armor. Gendry: You shouldn't insult someone bigger than you. Arya: Then I can't scold anyone. Balon (to Theon): I don't allow my son to dress up like a bitch! Yara: It's not hard to coax anyone with a handle. Balon: I don't have to give the crown away. Pay for it, get it for yourself - that's who I am! Salladhor: That thing between a woman's legs is the only true God! Salladhor (to Davos): You are the most trustworthy smuggler I have ever met. Davos (to Matthos): I've seen people pray to all kinds of gods for good weather and a safe return home, but none of them work! Tyrion (to Cersei): If a lot of people expect you to die, it's a little harder to rule. When winter comes, half of the people will starve, and the other half will rebel and overthrow your rule. Cersei: Domination is like a bed of poison ivy weeds that must be mowed down or strangled while sleeping. Stannis: Pirates like to attack the unarmed. Davos (to Stannis): Salladhor Saan is an old friend of mine, we've known each other for 30 years, but I never trust him. Melisandre (to Matthos): The purest death is death by fire. 03------------------- Jeor (to Jon): The gods served by the wildlings are far more brutal than ours. Yara (to Theon): Sea Bitch is for you. Balon (to Theon): We are Iron Seeds, not obedient, not slaves. We do not cultivate the land and do not mine. We take what we deserve! Balon (to Theon): You've been with the wolf family for so long that your bones are soft. Shae: Am I your weakness? Tyrion: It's complimenting you. Sansa (to Shae): Here, it's the maid serving the lady, not the lady serving the maid! Varys (to Tyrion): "Don't let the Queen Mother find out", I like the tantalizing opening. Varys (to Petyr): You and I are in high positions, and it's not helpful to dwell on old grudges. Renly (to Margaery): The most seductive beauty is half-covered. Margaery (to Renly): We don't need drama. Leave the lie to the courtroom, that's where it comes in handy. Tyrion (to Cersei): Myrcella is a princess, born to marry. Theon (oath): The dead will not die, they will rise again, and their power will be stronger! Tyrion: The Conclave is known for "killing the Prime Minister". Varys (to Tyrion): Since life and death depend on the mercenaries, why do we pretend to acknowledge the supremacy of the king? Varys (to Tyrion): Power resides in the heart. Believe it or not. 04------------------- Roose: Naked people have few secrets, skinned people have no secrets. Talisa (to Robb): You raised an army to overthrow a king, but have no plans to overthrow it? Tyrion (to Meryn): I'm not threatening the king, I'm educating my nephew. Tyrion (to Sansa): Maybe you'll outlive us. Bronn: There's no cure for cheap people. Petyr: The man who knows the times is Junjie. Margaery: I didn't study the art of war. But as long as you know a little arithmetic, you know how easy it is for people to win. Petyr: If you could win battles with arithmetic, mathematicians would have ruled the world long ago. Hot Pie: What fire can melt rocks? Arya: Dragon Flame. Renly (to Melisandre): Nirvana in salt and smoke? Is he (Stannis) roast pork leg? Stannis: I am the rightful heir to the Iron Throne, and those who deny it are my enemies. Melisandre (to Renly): The night is dark and sinister everywhere. Daenerys: In my country, people treat their guests with respect instead of insulting them at the door. Spice King: Then you can go back and forth wherever you come from. Tyrion: Cersei has loved lavender oil since childhood. Stannis: The merit cannot be eliminated, and vice versa. Melisandre: Are you a nice guy? Davos: All I can say is that I'm a complicated person. Melisandre: The brighter the fire, the deeper the shadow. 05------------------- Petyr: "Vengeance" is the purest motive. Margaery: Self-proclaimed king is not really king. Tyrion (to Lancel): Tell my friend Bronn that if I have any trouble, I'll ask him to kill you. Stannis: Fools love fools. Stannis (to Davos): The truth is a double-edged sword. Yara (to Theon): My crew can wait for me on board for a year as long as I order it. Tywin: It's a war, and it's normal for people to be unhappy. Eddison: Men in love hate the most. Jon: One horn for the return of the Rangers and two for the wildlings. Samwell: Three is the White Walkers. Tyrion: Piss on wildfire and the dick will burn. Bronn: Everything gets a little messy on the battlefield. Daenerys (to Doreah): The rich man who gave me the dress sold me to Khal Drogo. Daenerys: Men like to talk about other men when they're happy. Daenerys: My brother used to say that the only thing the Dothraki would do is steal what better people made. Jorah: They're also good at killing better people. Rodrik: Southerners don't play in the North. Daenerys (to Xaro): You're also a conqueror, just less ambitious. Jorah (to Daenerys): Rich people are rich because they never trade at a loss. Jorah (to Daenerys): You are kind, and your subjects not only respect you, fear you, but love you. It is a rare encounter in hundreds of years that a gentleman like you is a gentleman who can help the world and the people. 06------------------- Theon (to Bran): Winterfell is mine now, but the people of the city still listen to you. Surrender if you want them to be safe, as good lords do. Rodrik (to Theon): You're not as honored as the whore in the back alley! Rodrik (to Theon): I should have stabbed you in the stomach, instead of teaching you how to make a sword! (Theon wants to kill Rodrik) Rodrik (to Theon): May the gods guide you, because you have lost your way. Qhorin (to Jon): Wild things are unfamiliar, and wild things cannot be trusted. Qhorin (to Jon): Once you think you know this place, your life is on the line. Qhorin (to Jon): We've been fighting a war that has no end, because the opponent is not a man, but the North, who cannot retreat. Qhorin (to Jon): I want you to curse and fight until your heart stops beating. Tywin (opponent): My maids are more literate than you! Petyr: Chaotic times bring fleeting opportunities. (Jon wants to chop Ygritte) Ygritte (to Jon): Slash hard, aim for the chop, or I won't let you go if I'm a ghost! Tyrion (to Joffrey): There have been tyrants in the Seven Kingdoms, there have been stupid kings, and I didn't expect a two-in-one genius like you! Joffrey: You're talking to the king! Tyrion: (slaps him across the face) I even beat the king! Spice King: All women are nobler and more handsome than my grandfather. Tywin (to Arya): You talk so sharply, little thing. Roose (to Roose bb): The Greyjoys are all perfidious bitches. Shae (to Sansa): Don't trust anyone to save your life. Xaro (to Daenerys): You think the road from scratch is a bright road? 07------------------- Theon (opponent): You let a nerd run away with a crippled? Eddard: Five hundred people are guarding Winterfell, and no one is allowed to open it. Jon: I'm the man of the Night's Watch! Ygritte: You're a hairy boy who hasn't slept with a woman! Ygritte (to Jon): Our grandparents have lived here for generations, and it was you who burst in, built walls, and made it yours! Tywin: Don't most girls prefer beautiful girls in ballads? Such as Jonquil with flowers on his head. Arya: Most girls are idiots. Sansa: Thank you for saving me. You were really brave. Sandor: A dog chasing a mouse, how brave is it? Sansa: Does it give you pleasure to scare people? Sandor: No, killing is the pleasure. Sandor: Killing is the best thing in the world. Xaro: No one can stand without faith. Ygritte (to Jon): I can take you to the creek to catch fish and the woods to hunt. Build another log cabin and find a woman to warm the quilt. Daenerys: I led my people out of the red wasteland, but into the slaughterhouse... Cersei: The more people I love, the more vulnerable I become. Jaime (says Barristan): He's a "painter" who uses only red "paint". Jaime: Eddard was a good "prisoner" from start to finish. And I, the most unrestrained in my life. Jaime: The son of a good prisoner is a good jailer. Tyrion: Once the dog is crowned, it's hard to leash it again. Cersei (to Tyrion): Half the Targaryens are crazy, right? Jaime (to Catelyn): So many oaths... obey the king, obey the father, protect the innocent, protect the weak... What if the father despised the king? What if the king slaughtered innocents? No matter what you do, you will inevitably break your oath. Jaime (to Catelyn): Where did you find this monster (Brienne)? Jaime (to Catelyn): I've never slept with another woman in my life except Cersei. In this respect, I am more than your poor deceased husband E. ddard is more honorable. 08------------------- Theon (to Yara): I took Winterfell with only 20 men! Theon (to Yara): I took Winterfell, and I'll keep Winterfell! Eddard (to Robb): Being a lord is like being a father, only there are thousands of children and they all have to worry about them. Eddard (to Robb): You learn true courage when you are afraid. Jaime (to Brienne): The captured knight has the right to know the identity of the captor. Jaime (to Brienne): There are only three people in the Seven Kingdoms who can compete with me. Tywin: A fleeing king can't keep his throne. Tywin (says Robb): He's ignorant, so fearless. Bronn: In a siege, it's not the fighting that kills the most, it's the famine. Bronn: Thieves love sieges. Once the city gate is closed, they stole all the food. When the war was over, they became rich in the city by selling food. Eddison: The best Rangers don't live long, and the worst ones don't live long either. Tyrion (to Cersei): One day, when you think you are safe and happy, joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. Shae (to Tyrion): I'm yours, you're mine. Stannis (to Davos): Some stupid noble call you the "Onion Knight", thinking that will humiliate you. Instead, you use the onion as your crest, which you sew on your clothes and flags. Varys (to Tyrion): The goddess of fertility worshipped in the Midsummer Isles has 16 nipples. 09------------------- Davos: The walls of King's Landing have never been breached. Tyrion (to Shae): Not everything can be done in one fell swoop. Tyrion: I don't fully trust myself either. Tyrion (to Bronn): I don't pay you to weaken our friendship. Sansa: Bad guys always die. Joffrey: If I told Sandor to chop you in half, he'd do it right away. Tyrion: Then I'll be "half-human", and it doesn't sound like "half-human" now. Cersei: The only way to keep your subjects loyal is to make them fear you more than your enemies. Tywin: Gods are gods because they don't have good hearts. Cers ei: I was born to be a man! I'd rather face thousands of troops than hide in the castle and accompany these frightened "hens"! Cersei (to Sansa): Tears are not a woman's only weapon. The most powerful is between your legs. Cersei: As long as a man's brain is congested, he thinks it's a good thing to see tits. Sandor (opponent): Whoever died without blood on the sword, I raped his corpse! Sandor: Fuck the Kingsguard! Go to the fucking capital city! Fuck the king! Tyrion (calling): This battle is not for the king, nor for his kingdom. Not for honor, not for glory, not for treasure, because you get nothing! It's your city that Stannis wants to plunder, it's your gate that he's going to break open! If he breaks in, he will burn your house, rob your gold, and rape your woman! Sandor: The world was built by murderers. 10------------------- Pycelle (to Joffrey): House Starks' rebellion is enough to break any promises you made to them before the gods. Petyr (to Sansa): I can see your mother in you. Brienne: Steal from the Tullys and rot in their dungeon. Catelyn (to Robb): Your father didn't love me when he married me. Catelyn (to Robb): If the monarch breaks his word, his subjects will follow suit. Luwin (to Theon): As long as you don the night's watch's black clothes, you will not be punished by the law, and the sins of the past will be written off. Luwin (to Theon): What you pretend to be is not who you are. Tyrion (to Podrick): Is it a bit too much to ask you to save me twice in a week? Varys (to Tyrion): Many people are well aware that the capital would have fallen without you. Kings will not give you glory, history books will not record your name, but we will not forget. Tyrion (stab wound on face): I'm not just a dwarf, I'm a monster now! Shae (to Tyrion): I don't care about your money! Robb, Talisa (reciting marriage vows): Father, blacksmith, warrior, Madonna, maiden, old woman, stranger, the seven gods testify. You have me I have you. From today, until death. Jaqen: All men are mortal. Drogo (to Daen erys): I refuse to enter the kingdom of night without your company. Grenn: No one should live in a shitty place that burns dung for warmth!
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