Wander your hammer!

Josie 2022-04-22 07:01:48

before watching

Seeing such two-level reviews, I chose to trust my friends who gave low scores. I was really curious about how I would stand in line, so I hurried to watch it, and it was released in Melbourne for a few days. Before I went, I thought it would not be too bad.

I'm the kind of person who just slaps it when I see pink, and gives one star if I haven't seen Wolf Warrior 2. For Wu Jing who said that he hates the kind of person who can't see that Chinese people can't be beaten to death, and that foreigners can kill a teacher in a movie, I want to tell him, what era is the big brother? Is Rambo still making a sequel? Now, if you shoot like this, you will be laughed at. Even if you shoot like this, you don’t try your best to talk about patriotism. Don't you know that the sentiment of the people is that love does not move. An "independent" country talks about patriotism. Not just love. . . Do not write, otherwise it will be harmonious. Then when I saw this person yelling im chinese, I really felt that his spirit was not normal.

But in this way, I still go to the cinema to watch The Wandering Earth, respect Da Liu, and respect the movie. The original book must have been read. The post-80s generation is the real generation who can watch the sci-fi world when they are 12 years old. They can see Verne and HG Wells when they are in elementary school. They still have feelings for original sci-fi. of.

But unexpectedly, the feelings were disgusting.

As I guessed, Da Liu just contributed a story background, and the special effects were also made by Hollywood, other than that, there was nothing.

Nothing really.

say movie

The male protagonist wants to go to the ground when he appears, why? Are you going to explain it later? Shit, I didn't explain it clearly later. I have to take my sister to go, does my sister want to go? Did not feel it. I don't think she wants to leave. And my sister is a fool. To be precise, my sister is a pig teammate. At the beginning, if you can just copy a brand from a second-rate child, you can get away with it, and I think it's over. The heaviness of such a grand theme is about to be planted. Then the pig teammates said, "Aren't you coming back?", I really broke down, and when it was over, I started with the traditional Chinese stupid scriptwriter route.

Isn't it normal to go to the ground in the original work? If the settings here are to be changed, shouldn't the male protagonist make a lot of preparations for this moment? Why doesn't my sister know anything? Why do you want your sister to go home after delivering it? My sister doesn't seem to be curious about the outside world, and she doesn't care about sleeping in clothes at all? Even if my brother has never driven a car before, how can he still drive such a big car? Totally child's play.

As soon as you see it, you can close it. It doesn't seem to be the style of domestic films.

Not only movies, this is a common problem in many Chinese artistic creations. Playing mahjong, lion dance (and several times), reversing, please pay attention, and that disgusting class and so on and so on. I can't wait to put Chinese elements in every second. Big brother, the future is already here. If it is time to give up, give up. If it is a more unfamiliar future setting, it will definitely arouse the curiosity of the audience, and a little Chinese element will be highlighted. That's great. When I got in the car, my family members were in tears. Three years later, when the movie ended, the dungeon seemed to be liberated from the crisis, and then a card of a bathing center floated from the ground and was stepped on. What do you say, are you energetic? Is it interesting?

It's torture to see the main actor with IQ and EQ in a hurry, and it's exposed at the beginning, you're trying to torture the audience for two hours.

Brother and sister were caught stealing a car, grandpa went to find people, and then the lines couldn't be played there, what should I do? The standard Chinese-style screenwriter will come out again, and let the younger sister start to flirt like a baby. At that moment, I really wanted to catch her out and beat her. The giant baby country will still produce giant babies in the future. No wonder, grandpa still watches Douyin. Still that Mike Sui, really, not funny at all.

In fact, the male protagonist appeared on the stage with a ruffian look, I was looking forward to it, but I didn't expect that it was not a ruffian, but a bad mind. I usually don’t go into details about the whole editing shit. After the elevator segment ended, the woman from the rescue team suddenly drew a gun and destroyed the energy ball. Someone sitting next to me instantly had a black question mark face. Big sister, the energy ball that sacrificed two people and worked so hard to protect will collapse if you say you can't die anymore. Who died please? At the moment, this ball is also a backup. You are so excited and you are still a rescue team? The rescue team rescued the jet engine. How old is it? Don't you have the consciousness to make sacrifices? The captain said that wives and children are not human beings, aren't 3.5 billion people? When you raise your hand, it will collapse, and you should be swept to death.

Then the male protagonist appeared and planned to go to the next point to help, saying that we still have an energy ball. Then he got into the car and showed a more vicious ruffian. I thought he was going to get cocky, and he said, "My grandfather's account, I'll settle it with you later." hold on dude, didn't you kill your grandfather? If you don't steal the car, your grandfather will come out to get you? And the rescue team sacrificed a seemingly useful gang for your grandpa to live a few extra minutes. Your grandfather can still explain a few words to you, and the director can forcibly flash back the setting that your sister is a picked up child. Otherwise, your grandfather should be smashed into meat patties by the elevator and find someone else to settle the account. Co-authoring is also Laozi regardless of the law, and Laozi depends on your virtue. And that was your own grandfather. You didn't call your grandfather when you died. That shrill cry of an old thing, I don't think you are a thing. (If you say that it is made up of a young man you met on the rescue road, nicknamed the old man, it would be cool to be called like that when he died. Nima, the grandfather died, you either need to be pumped or you need to be disciplined)

Change the earth scientists to the point where they can't even calculate Jupiter's gravity, and detonate Jupiter to push the earth away with a reaction force, and the earth is still fucking fine, and this setting is okay. A car of that size can drive freely in Asia on the broken ground, and that's fine.

But in the end, you were paralyzed and pushed people to fight the flood, and then the robot bones pushed the giant device away. What the hell, do you want to squeeze all the people in the front row into meat patties, or do martial arts collectively deliver internal energy Woolen cloth.

Just spit so much, there are also a lot of other spit articles, and the spit is in place.

In such a film, apart from the special effects and Da Liu's story setting, to put it bluntly, it is the Space Wolf in the end. Once again triggered the wolf-style calf guard. Many friends said that I would give 78 points or four stars for domestic films, and I said that I would give three stars if this standard.

However, it is now 2019. Brothers, the Internet has been popularized for more than 20 years. An appearance is in the world, not in your village. Why are you so insecure and need special treatment?

In addition, I am also very disappointed in the director, not talking about the movie, but about the person. I saw a screenshot of his interview, and it was a Chinese-speaking crooked man who said that the subtitle translation was inaccurate, and there were low-level mistakes such as spelling errors that should not have occurred. All you need is a professional person to proofread.

The director's response is one of a kind, I don't care, I just need to serve the Chinese audience, I can't care about the audiences of other countries. Big brother, can we be a little more graceful, can we be bigger. You are already a part of the earth community in the movie, and you are still a wolf fighting with chicken blood in the face of the media.

The last sentence, the earth, is alive.

Live your mother, there is still a journey of more than two thousand years. The grandeur and vastness in the original work are completely unexpressed. Human beings are still desperately advancing on a journey full of unknowns. The shock is gone to you. Live, the camera and all the bath centers have appeared.

There is such a passage in the original work, which can almost represent its overall style. You can feel it:

"You are walking on the plain, and suddenly you meet a wall. This wall is infinitely high up, infinitely deep down, infinitely far to the left, and infinitely far to the right. What is this wall?"

"die"

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The Wandering Earth quotes

  • Liu Peiqiang: Since the day The Wandering Earth project began... there was no going back.