The moment the theater lights came on, my mind went blank, feeling like it was filled with freshly stirred feces.
As I walked out of the movie theater, I kept asking myself what I was watching, but shallow self-examination yielded no valid answers at all.
It's already 2018, and I'm no longer the passionate movie fan who dared to fight "Tian Ji: Dwelling in Fuchun Mountains". Right now, I just want to watch movies and watch cult movies occasionally to enrich my life. If it is my upper limit to watch such excellent works as "Three Billboards" quietly and attentively, then when watching "Escape Plan 2", let myself not fall into a deep sleep and force myself not to look at the watch frequently, which is my current movie watching. lower limit. The first time I looked at my watch, it was fifteen minutes into the movie. The second time I looked at my watch, it was only forty minutes after the movie. I endured it for a long time, and looked at my watch again, more than fifty minutes after the movie.
Why should I push my limits? ! I'd rather punish myself for watching "Dawn Out" five times in a row, and make the young George Clooney and Quentin cult blow my face, than watch "Escape Plan 2" again.
I don't know what I've seen in the past hour and a half. I only remember that on the poster outside the movie hall, Stallone stood in the center of the poster with a humble face, but the total time that the old man showed his face in the movie did not exceed ten minutes.
Apart from a bunch of low tech guards who are like Guangzhou bus robots, all I can think of is Huang Xiaoming's stiff face that always keeps a smile. If the leader doesn't speak, I'd rather treat him as a wax figure. In my mind, however, he was smiling back and forth while punching the wooden dummy, completing the cycle every ten seconds.
I don't understand why Huang Xiaoming can keep smiling from beginning to end, why he is still smiling when he is beaten, why he is still smiling when he is locked in a chair and mocked, why he even looks like he is smiling when he roars. In my mind, his magical smiling face has been juxtaposed with Heath Ledger's why so serious, and has become the two horror smiles in my personal movie watching history.
The biggest problem with this movie is not Huang Xiaoming's smiling face. The problem is not with Huang Xiaoming, he is just like that, and I can't blame him more. I mean, he's not capable or qualified to blame this movie. If I had to put it another way, it would be that the movie itself is a problem, just like I can't point to a piece of shit and say which part of it is shit, if I point out which part of the shit is shit, then everyone Probably thought it wasn't shit other than the part I pointed out. It's a pity that "Escape Plan 2" is full of shit.
If you hate someone, you can try to suggest that they go to the cinema to see Escape Plan 2. In this way, the other party will be trapped in the seat of the movie theater, repeatedly tossing between his own movie ticket money and the shitty plot on the screen, and falling into an infinite loop of thinking - if I don't watch this movie, I will will waste my ticket money; if I watch this movie, I may be in a trance state for a while; but if I don't watch this movie, I will waste my ticket money……
When I watched Escape Plan, the main creative team gave me a screen full of surprises. The Contra duo teamed up to escape from prison. The two old men who were over 140 years old finally did not use their muscles to defeat all the enemies they met during their film career, but tried to think with their brains. They use all the props around them on the ocean-going ship to observe the direction of the rotation of the water, look for opportunities to understand the layout of the prison buildings, and gradually find out their position to create the best favorable conditions for escape.
And now watching "Escape Plan 2", the protagonist team is dealing with the so-called more advanced prisons. You don't know how Huang Xiaoming hooked up with other people, and you don't know why his mind is always flashing with messy structure diagrams. In the end, the prison The staff didn't do anything. At the end of the movie, only a brainless muscular man needs to find out the location of the prison by himself, kicking the door in front of him with heavy firepower and sweeping it. The ending can be said to be very simple and rude.
The movie is full of cheap special effects, poor acting and tedious footage, especially when you hear a few Chinese people talking in broken Mandarin and disgusting accents, the movie almost takes a magical direction. Most of the camera cuts lack logic and connection, and even the scenes and costumes are messed up. There are no more than ten scenes. The texture of the entire prison is similar to that of a nightclub. The corridors of the cells are all strips of red and blue lights. The cells are as clean as room K. There is a big stage in the middle of the prison. Maybe the prisoners can swing there together. The progress of the story is entirely based on words. I say that it can be broken if it is attacked. If you say it is impeccable, it is impeccable. There is no need to use the camera to tell the story. The texture of the picture and the design of the props are like shooting an advertisement.
Having said that, I am no longer willing to comment on this movie. I wrote this article to atone for my act of contributing to the box office. Everyone who sees this article, don't watch "Escape Plan 2", even on the computer. Because you will regret it.
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