The Reason We Are More Satisfying to God than Chickens and Ostriches

Nick 2022-12-07 14:35:40

Actually only 2 words

Off topic: Has anyone ever wondered what God's "universal human predicament" Law 0001 is?

I guess it's "people die".


After watching the movie, I guess I should have a lot of points that I can't get; I read the movie reviews and found that the most popular ones are a bit obscure to me. For me, this movie is actually about a theme - love!

Yes, I was "disappointed" too, moved in God, moved in Goddess, leaked everyone's death date, went to great lengths to write a "Super New Testament", and even cobbled together to start a baseball The 18 disciples of the team, just to talk about love.

In the movie, God's daughter Yiya escaped, and when God lost his temper at the goddess, he said, "What if she taught mankind how to get out of trouble?" At that time, I thought that the "Super New Testament" should be a This "chicken soup" is the director who wants to use the movie's brain holes and comedy methods to tell everyone what should we do in the face of a terrible life?

In this way, both "Audrey's Gospel" and "Jean-Claude Gospel" are "on-topic". Audrey's theme is "the more setbacks, the more courageous, and the cherished hope", and the quote is "life is like an ice skating rink, and wrestling is inevitable". Claude's theme is "break free, pursue freedom", and the quote is "since you can fly freely, why stop in the park?". "The Gospel of Porniacs" seems to be reluctantly leaning on the top, and the theme can be "escape from indulgence and stay in the present".

But when it comes to "The Gospel of the Killer", this bowl of chicken soup can't be boiled no matter what, it's like doing the numerical reasoning questions of the civil service exam. The previous rules are kept the same. You are still very happy to think that you have found a way to understand the questions. The four rules do not apply.

Go the other way...

Perhaps, what the director wants to make is not a bowl of thick chicken soup, but a cupid dessert?

The end of each disciple is perfect because they have found true love. Audrey & Killer, Sexualist & Childhood Goddess, Martina & Gorilla, Willie & Iya, and even Claude, who pursues freedom, ends up at the beautiful girl in the North Pole.

Does this mean that the way for human beings to get rid of suffering and obtain happiness is to obtain love?

It seems, a bit too simple and boring?

But for the omnipotent god of "macho + linear thinking + typical IT man", this seems to be the simplest and most direct solution. Otherwise, why is God dissatisfied with the chickens watching the movies and the ostriches in the supermarket? It is precisely because after creating these creatures, they are all independent individuals. Chickens amuse themselves when they watch movies, ostriches enjoy shopping alone in supermarkets, and tigers watch TV with relish. They do not interact with others of their kind at all.

People are different. Adam and Eve can have sparks when they go to the supermarket, and then evolve into love and feelings.

And "feeling" is the foundation of the "universal predicament law". If there is no emotion, how can there be trouble and suffering.

Therefore, we humans have satisfied God. Only humans can enjoy TV, air conditioners, refrigerators, cars, and mobile phones. Trapped in these cubes, we are the only humans who lose life and happiness.

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  • Dieu: Law 1522:If one day you fall in love with a woman there's a great chance you will not spend your life with her.