When I watch foreign movies, I really just look at the plot, because I don’t know any of the actors and neither does the director. If I can watch a movie in its entirety, it at least shows that its plot is decent. This "Super New Testament" also has a translation called "Little Angel Ija", which feels more in line with the theme, because the whole film is developed around her. And "Super New Testament" is a bit confusing to read. What does the title mean? Without further ado, let's go straight to the topic. At the beginning of the movie, I had a feeling of breaking my glasses. The little girl Yiya said that she was the daughter of the gods, and then introduced us to her father of gods.
At that time, I understood, this is definitely a satirical movie, is there a mistake, the god who created the human world is this bald uncle? Obviously, the images of gods in many film and television dramas are halo above their heads, wearing holy robes, and always have a warm smile on their faces! But what about this so-called god? Sloppy, irritable, authoritarian, like those stinky men who have little ability but think they are great, they only bully their wives and children all day long. He is always yelling, doesn't allow his daughter to play, only allows his wife to watch sports channels, and yells frantically in the study while his wife is vacuuming the house: "I'm working!"
And his work is also extremely boring, just trying his best to create trouble for the human beings he created. Such as holding a shower to create a rainstorm, or a plane crash from time to time. He also made some utterly disgusting "laws of universal human predicament." For example: Rule 2125: The one that falls on the floor is always on the side with jam, otherwise the jam is on the wrong side. Rule 2126: It's always the freshly washed dish that breaks. Rule 2127: The ideal sleep time is always longer than Actual extra ten minutes Rule 2128: The other team always moves faster (while queuing) Rule 2129: When you dip your body in the tub, the phone will always ring at the right time Rule 2231: Misfortune never comes alone When a rule is typed on the top, the corresponding picture will appear. It is so realistic that it makes people inexplicably angry. It turns out that all the misfortunes in our lives are the ghosts of this ugly man?
Yiya really couldn't get used to what the gods did, so she decided to run away from home, and before leaving, she wanted to take revenge on the gods. The method of revenge is simple, she sends the specific time of each person's death to their mobile phone. So at the same time, everyone knew the "countdown" of their own death, and they started a life completely different from before. When Tian Shen woke up and found through a TV report that the whole world was in chaos, the human beings who knew the time of death were no longer under his control. He was so mad that he shouted to kill Yiya.
But at this time, Yiya had already escaped to the world through the washing machine under the guidance of her brother Jesus. She found a homeless person to help write "The New Story", and then found six disciples in turn, and asked the homeless person to write down each story. . Yiya planned to gather eighteen disciples to awaken her mother. Behind every disciple is a sad story, and Ijah is going to redeem them. She also has a special ability to hear the music playing in the other person's heart. Those songs should have deep meanings, but since I am not interested in music at all, I skip over them in a hurry every time. Aureli is a very beautiful girl, but she doesn't want to fall in love with the opposite sex because she lost her left arm; Claude is a successful person, but he always wants to be free; Marco feels like a pornographer because he When he was twelve years old, he met a very beautiful sister, and from then on, he was madly infatuated with women's bodies; Francois felt that he was a "killer" full of murderous thoughts. A gun is aimed at pedestrians; Martina is a middle-aged lady whose marriage to her husband is long dead; and Willie, who has many limitations due to his infirmity, learns that his time is short. Decided to change into women's clothes. With the help of Yiya, several people have realized their dreams, but perhaps this is the difference between Chinese and Western cultures, and I am really incapable of accepting some of the content. For example, Francois fell madly in love with Aureli when she was married, and then went to confess to her, and Martina ended up with a gorilla.
In the process of Yiya's search for disciples, the gods also came to the world to find Yiya. He urgently needed Yiya to fix his computer and let him rule the world again. As Jesus said, without a computer, the gods can't do anything. And in the process of searching, the gods were really unlucky. They crawled out of the washing machine in embarrassment. As a result, they were treated as a pervert and sprayed with anti-wolf spray. When they went to the garbage truck to find food to eat, they were beaten by the thugs. In the hospital, he also felt a law of his own making - he grabbed a child's bread to eat, and the bread fell to the ground, just on the side with the jam. He ran to the rescue station to get food, and was beaten again for jumping in line. A kind person helped him pull the others away and took him to bandage the wound. In the end, the poisonous-tongued god, watching triumphantly, told the other party's tragic experience in his life, and said that it was his masterpiece, and was beaten again in the end.
When Elijah gathered all the disciples and Willie had only one week left in his life, they decided to spend the last time with him together. In the end, Yiya thought that the world hadn't changed because of her, so she couldn't help but feel a little disheartened. At this moment, the mother who was doing hygiene at home entered the study. She unplugged the computer and caused everything to restart. All the countdowns disappeared at that moment, and the world returned to normal. Here is a detail. When the computer is turned on, the dialogue with my mother is: "Goddess, it's a pleasure to meet you again." That is to say, this woman who is obedient and revolves around her husband all day is also a beautiful goddess. Then, the goddess began to create a new world, she set beautiful flowers in the sky, the world began to warm but the glaciers stopped melting, men could conceive and have children, and some new species appeared... It can be clearly felt, The world created by the goddess is full of love and warmth.
And where is the god at this moment? He was sent to Uzbekistan because he didn't have an ID card, and then worked in a washing machine factory, hoping every day to find that special way to go home. Just like the weakness of human nature he wrote at the beginning - in an unfortunate life, there is only a glimmer of hope for happiness, giving people false expectations. The whole movie can be described as absurd, and there are some dark humors that I can't appreciate, but after watching it, the most attractive point for me is that if I know the specific time of my death, something should happen in my life. change it?
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