cold winter of January, the northern country is frozen, and after work at night, after a quick meal, I went straight to the theater, just for "The Grandmaster". As soon as I enter the theater, hey, I'll go... The seats are full, buddy, I took the ticket and took the seat. There is a couple on the left and a man and a woman on the right. Record, record with this, and encourage with you, the following refers to the left male and the left female, the right male and the right female.
The movie opens with a battle in the rain.
Zuo Nan: Oh, why are you fighting under such heavy rain?
Zuo Nv: Hey, I said, why don't you shoot people and shoot a bunch of splashes in a fight?
In my heart: Big brother, fighting in the rain is a poetic romance. Big sister, how beautiful is the close-up of the water splashes. Both "Hero" and "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" did this. The difference is that the colors of these two films are fresher?
Tony Leung appeared in white hat...
Right man: Look, Tony Leung is out!
Right Girl: Oh, so handsome!
In my heart: I'm grass, can you two keep your voice down?
Elegant slow motion, Ye Wen's monologue...
Zuo Nan: What are you mumbling about? recite words? so slow? Find Hua Shao for 30 seconds and finish reading it!
Zuo Nv: It's slow motion, but isn't this the MV?
My heart: Nima, that is to use a monologue to create a mood of memory and a sentimental atmosphere! Do you understand the mood? Do you understand the atmosphere? The MVs are all made into a movie, and the movie MV is aestheticized
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right man in the hall: Is the hall the same?
Right woman: That's called a senior club!
My heart: why don't you two listen to the phrase "people with a temperament", in this era of extreme utilitarianism, "people with a temperament" have been uniformly named 2B, you know?
Song Hye Kyo appears...
Zuo Nan: Oh, isn't that the Korean girl!
Zuo Nv: Look at their skin, I will go tonight and I must make a mask! Post two cucumber slices!
My heart: grass, why don't you buy two cucumbers! Look at the virtuous temperament of Korean women, why use foreigners? Look at the Chinese women, if you don't go home and go to the economics class, you will be a good wife! !
Zhang Ziyi comes on stage...
Right man: Look, she is dating the host of ccav. It is said that she earns dozens of times more than the host!
Right girl: If you have the ability, can you find one too? What are you talking about?
My heart: Brother, sister, can you two see other people's acting skills? Fortitude is like a stubborn stone, delicate like a clear spring, martial arts are flowing, and literary dramas are thunderous. This is the best work in Zhang Ziyi's history! !
Little Japan invades...
Zuo Nan: Am I going to fuck with you, little Japan!
Left girl: ......
my heart: ......
historical information inserted...
Right man: Oh, the color of this piece is wrong, what a broken movie, it's not clear at all...
Right girl: You should pay attention to watching it, What so many things?
My heart: This is using historical materials to explain the background of the times, using real videos, one is real, and the other is a sense of remembrance...
Before Zhang Zhen played against a group of machete men...
Zuo Nan: Oh, the guy who spoke earlier is not " Zhao Yutian"?
Zuo Nv: Oh, really...
My heart: Does the ratings of "Country Love" depend on the two of you? ?
Uncle Benshan lights a cigarette...
Right man: Damn it, is it so hard to light a cigarette?
Right woman: Too "ink"!
My heart: Can you two open your big bright eyes to see a close-up of a burning match? Can you see a close-up of the burning tobacco? How cool! ! Have you seen it in domestic movies? ?
Zhang Ziyi returns to the Northeast...
Zuo Nan: Why can't the characters see the top of their heads? Is the picture wrong?
Zuo Nv: Oh, look, husband, how good is that woolen coat? I want one too...
my heart: the widescreen close-up is just like that, and it highlights the facial expressions of the characters! Big brother, do you think the half-length close-up interview shots of Yishui'er watching TV series at home are front and back? ? ?
Tony Leung sells coats...
Right man: Qin Qiong sells horses.
Right woman: Let me tell you, men still have to make money, or you can see what it is like to be suffocated?
My heart: look at buttons, buttons, buttons! This is a "thinking"! ! ! Some people may think that this thing is worthless, but some people think it is more important than anything, because it is a memory and a relationship.
Go back ten years ago...
Zuo Nan: Hey, what's going on? How come back ten years ago?
Zuo Nv: Yes, the film is wrong, right?
In my heart: This is called "deconstruction", which adjusts the linear story according to "narrative needs". Here, the future uses "suspense" to attract people, and it is also necessary to place "war" in the later paragraphs of the film to "press the field"!
The big battle next to the train...
Right man: Can't you two wait for the train to leave before continuing?
Right woman: What is a woman fighting with a man?
My heart: Are you B! Don't you two find the spectacle spectacular, the fighting fierce, and exciting?
Zhang Ziyi speaks to the crack in the wall...
Zuo Nan: It's over, this girl is mentally ill...
Zuo Nv: It's up to you?
My heart: In your hearts, has there never been a voice that has thoughts, feelings, breathing, pain?
The last conversation...
Zuo Nan: What are you talking about? Let me give you a heartfelt message. Is it alright?
Left Girl: What did they say? Are you dreaming? It wasn't a dream for the two of them, was it?
My heart: I'm sloppy, you two big wooden stakes! You can't solve your hatred even when your big mouth slaps you. How can that scalding emotion move your two stone hearts?
Conclusion -
my heart:
grass! Grass! Grass!
Those illiterate, farmer and pseudo-literate youths who are so crowded will definitely jump out of the theater and scold Wong Kar-wai and what kind of jb thing "The Grandmaster" is?
There is no clear story line,
no ups and downs of the story,
no spectacle comparable to Donnie Yen's "Pegasus Meteor Boxing",
and no yy catharsis that hurts the Japanese invaders!
Grass! Grass! Grass!
Those illiterate people, farmers and pseudo-literate youths, you can't see
the disappearance of a martial art with character and integrity . The love that bloomed in the two hearts withered in the interlacing of time and space! ! ! Because you have always been market leaders with a heart of stone in the world! ! ! Movies, like memories, are not cigarette smoke that fills your head, you never care because you never have a nose. Movies are the artifact for your entertainment, movies are your arty tickets, movies are the bridges for you to pick up girls, but I'm really sorry, those who line up to buy "Titanic 3D" tickets, cheering for "2012" 3D version Those heartless illiterate, farmer and NC pseudo-literate youths! "The Grandmaster of a Generation" will not give you any joy that you praised, but what it can give you is just a note dedicated to you, and you will never be able to cut off your children! You yelled loudly when you walked out of the theater, I understand, but you were actually yelling pain in the ass! There is meat to eat with you
2013-1-9
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