Disappointed: Saw 9's swear words didn't end well

Damien 2022-09-13 14:55:54

"Chainsaw" 1 to 3 is a timeless classic, unexpected ending, gripping rhythm, terrifying and thrilling pictures, closed space, watch it again and again and amaze, the best horror suspense film in my mind.

"Chainsaw" 4 to 7, gradually turned into a family ethics drama. After the old man Jigsaw died, the apprentices continued to commit crimes on their own hilltops, and they kept hurting each other. The basis of the film began to change, from suspense thriller to long-form family fat house drama. The quality of the movies has also dropped a lot. But fortunately, the word of mouth is still there, and the audience's expectations for the IP of Chainsaw Cry are still very high.

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When it came to "Saw 8" and "Saw 9", it was completely hard to shoot. The continuity of this IP has been exhausted, and the creativity has been exhausted. The screenwriter really can’t come up with any new ideas. He made up a jigsaw imitator, changed the type of game play, and made more uncomfortable scenes. Bloody picture. Fried leftover rice, the intention of making money is obvious.

————Spoiler alert———— Let’s talk about the plot of “Chainsaw 9”: The ninth film is a rebooted film, which has little to do with the first eight films, but mentioned that there was a very good one. Jigsaw old man. The ninth installment puts the perspective on a black policeman - a little fucker. Why do you call him a little fucker man? Because his father is the famous S.H.I.E.L.D. Director - Samuel L. Jackson - a big fucker. The big fucker plays a reputable old policeman in the film. One day, a colleague of the police station died tragically in a subway tunnel, and the rumor that the jigsaw reappeared in the rivers and lakes once again aroused the fear in the hearts of everyone in the police station. Then more police officers were attacked, forced to play death games, and died tragically. When the little fucker was investigating the case, he had all kinds of fucks, but he didn't realize that there was a problem with the new partner next to him. The witty audience would have seen it already! At the end, the big fucker was killed by the murderer of the headquarters because of his dirty deeds. The little fucker was immersed in the pain of losing his father and shouted ffffuck in his heart! The two swear words really didn't end well. So remember to learn from your lesson and treat people with courtesy. At the end, the murderer successfully escaped again, and the police in this movie give people a feeling, stupid! In the end, all the SWAT police were dispatched. Not only did they fail to catch the murderer who was several meters away, but they also accidentally killed the big motherfucker. Unreasonably stupid!

Summary of slots 1. The identity of the killer is too guesswork. The unidentified new partner looks so handsome, and the background story is not clear. The police can't guess such a good answer, and the characteristics of brainless and stupid are well set off.

2. Forty percent of the lines in the film have fuck. The various fucks of the big fucker and the little fucker abruptly turned this horror film into a comedy. kill me. The horror atmosphere is greatly reduced. Maybe the director thinks that blood is as important as swearing in an R-rated movie.

3. The new partner of the brainless case handling logic died, and the body was confirmed by the tattoo alone, why don't you do DNA? Check the DNA, don't you know everything? Why can't you say less fuck and do more business?

4. The pig head is not a chainsaw. The ninth part has no logo, and there are no game props in the style of the old jigsaw. The new version of the props has made a bunch of pig head masks, and ugly dolls, and then Coupled with the strange game voice, the sense of disobedience is full.

Comments: I can't get back the feeling of watching "The Chainsaw 1" directed by Wen Ziren. The suspense and horror have been replaced by bloody swear words. I only hope that in the future, the directors will not continue to spoil the series of Chainsaw, let it be To be buried forever at the moment when the old man died. For iron fans, Chainsaw 3 is the end of the entire series, and the subsequent films are fanfiction. Chainsaw 9 is undoubtedly a bad movie!

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