Not a movie review bullshit

Lola 2022-04-21 09:03:02



HOLY SHIT! ! You want me to help you go back in a time machine and kill your grandfather? !

I know I know! ! It's really none of my business. But don't you know the grandfather paradox?

What? You say the grandfather paradox is a piece of shit, the smelliest kind.

Are you going back to complete your historical mission? Are you crazy? If you do this, we'll all be screwed!

I can't stop you? But don't rule out the possibility that I blocked you today? But you will definitely make it back?

you are crazy! ! I think I should call the lunatic asylum before calling the police.



Humans have always dreamed of time travel, but when the day comes, will something as painful as the above happen? The answer is of course no. I mean if there is such a day, the answer is of course no.



So what about the grandfather paradox? Also shit? If the time machine does come true. . . Then this bullshit paradox will be irretrievably reduced to the most stinky shit ever.



Not to mention that we have not yet successfully built any time machine, and even the blueprints are just lying in a pile of boring text in science fiction (of course, these theories are not boring for science fiction fans) . We humans are entangled in all kinds of paradoxes, all kinds of ethics, all kinds of morals, all kinds of guesses, all kinds of ganks all day long. . . All kinds of delivery. . . Deeply, deeply, very, very deeply inextricably. . . You can't pull yourself out. Especially the day the time machine actually comes to life. Although no one can guarantee whether the butterfly effect caused by time travel to history will cause the collapse of our individual, human society and even the entire universe. But we don't have to worry about it at all. If it can be realized, then everything will become reasonable, or it will be reasonable in the first place. And we human beings do not need to do everything possible to improve various legal loopholes to regulate people's behavior; nor do we need to build a harmonious society and make everyone a moral model. Because in front of those crazy madmen, any human efforts are in vain, and you can't prevent such perversions from appearing.



Then you said that there are so many crazy people, you really don't have to worry about your grandfather being killed and you disappear out of thin air. That's really not to worry about, do you think you'll suddenly disappear out of thin air, even in science fiction this is really bullshit. . . (Ok, have to admit that it's okay to suddenly disappear out of thin air in fiction...) But dust to dust, dust to dust, reality is reality and fiction is fiction. If the time machine does turn out successfully, and you're madly wanting to go back and kill your own maternal grandfather. . . Or that some crazy maniac is going to the past to kill your maternal grandfather to test that bullshit paradox. Then you don't have to worry. I dare to say this because your grandfather really didn't tell you the series of near-death stories from his youth, but why he didn't tell you such a wonderful science-fiction story, maybe he himself I also think it's too much of a nonsense. If you have seen the butterfly effect (here refers to the movie), then you will find that the reality is the same as the experience of the hero, no matter how he goes back to the past, he cannot change the established fact, so there is no paradox or anything Branch point in time.



Simply put, the paradox doesn't happen because if we do invent and build and use a time machine in the future, then the time traveler is actually part of the real history. Their existence is not so much to influence or change history, but to say that they complete the incomplete history. It is precisely because of their existence that the paradox is not caused. I don't know how to explain it, but an epoch-making historical masterpiece that we all watched when we were children systematically explained this principle in simple short stories. And this historical classic is that the robot cat is also called Jingdang cat Doraemon. He has many names. In many episodes, the male protagonist has successfully used the time machine to complete his historical mission. Big enough to help Miyamoto Musashi, small enough to help his parents reunite. . . It should be said that marriage, thus preventing his own disappearance out of thin air. There are many more not to mention.



In this way, the time travel paradox will cease to exist, and we have tragically ushered in another disgusting and lascivious problem that we are too lazy to face and have to face.



fatalism.



If in the near future, people in the future will have to go back to the past to complete the history because of historical problems, then the life course will be uncontrollable for them. When I say uncontrollable here, I mean that they cannot stop You are going to go back to your past behavior. For though they haven't gone back to the past to do those things, the things he hasn't done that can only be done in his own future have already happened in the past. Don't you think it's very confusing and disgusting, I haven't done anything to the current me, but it has become history. The time machine will take you to experience the sense of success of being a historical celebrity before you were born.



In this way, what has not happened, has actually happened. Just like a movie, although you haven't seen the back, the plot behind it already exists objectively. You can play it back, but you can only recall it all over again. Time will also inevitably go out of linearity, and circular time should be more reasonable. While none of this has anything to do with it, you'll really find that the ring time really makes a little more sense. . . I know this is no longer convincing. . . But fatalism has already allowed you to discover that fortune-telling is indeed achievable in theory. . . Perhaps this is the biggest paradox. . .



The above is pure nonsense, please do not take your seat

View more about Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel reviews

Extended Reading
  • Lane 2022-03-17 09:01:06

    Actually just like his gag

  • Enola 2022-03-29 09:01:07

    This kind of time-travel movie is pretty good, not only because of the gag ps. The heroine is very similar to ex =. =

Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel quotes

  • Ray: Do you have any idea how rare it is to find a girl who's into science fiction, who doesn't have everything pierced?

    Cassie: How do you know I haven't?

  • Ray: It's time travel, shit like that can happen.