I'm the boring dude in the adult world

Herta 2022-04-21 09:02:58

Starting from "This is a true story~"~~

1. Crusoe feels like the snake in the legend of the new white lady with a cushion and four legs =.=!!!

2. All monsters are children's Good friends, adults are a group of self-righteous guys who are waiting for probation. Children and monsters can play happily. When adults are in front of monsters, they will be paralyzed, their eyes will widen, and TAT will stare desperately~~
The finished product of industrial society is sham Twice, add some splash and smoke effects. What about anti-aircraft guns, elevated towers, and tofu slag projects? It's just~~
This is the legendary love, freedom, harmony, and the weakness of human nature? Even evil. ORZ's spirit is stubborn~~

3. When Angus vowed to defend Crusoe to the death, the two marched forward in the hail of bullets, with a bang, I saw a tear, crystal clear, hey~~~ Tear gas must be The cry of a child? Is there no other way? It's annoying~~

4. Angus's sister and the soldiers are flirting with each other, and his mother is ambiguous with Zayi and the officers. Is it the plot to spread the ambush? The effect seems to be just a cushion and four legs for the snake in the legend of the New White Snake~~ Mr.

Director, you made this film to tell us
that the rocks by the lake are amazing, hurry up and dig it~~

Okay, I'm the boring guy in the adult world~~

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The Water Horse quotes

  • [first lines]

    Female Tourist: What is that?

    Male Tourist: It's a famous picture of the monster. But it's fake.

    Female Tourist: How do you know it's fake? It looks real.

    Old Angus: Oh, it's fake alright.

    Male Tourist: Of course it's fake. Everyone knows that.

    Old Angus: We'd know, son. There's more to that photo than meets the eye.

    Male Tourist: Oh ho, really.

    Old Angus: Well, if you'd like to know the real truth.

    Female Tourist: Yeah, I wanna know. Come on, it'll be fun.

    Old Angus: [starts telling the story]