Old Paoer's Philosophy

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heard that cigarettes and coffee together can make the brain overexcited and cause serious damage to the arteries. But we happen to be the generation of cigarettes and coffee. Wait, you shouldn't drag a generation down. Just talk about me. My arteries are already crunching and brittle, but I just can’t do without my iron porcelain, nicotine and caffeine.
I feel sleepy as soon as I touch the guitar, but in order to serve those grandchildren at night, I still have to be a little bit energetic. I ran to three bars and sang those little tunes to the guests for fifty yuan. Who should I send? The grandsons underneath should eat and drink. Your uncle, what happened to me if I went to the wrong set? I was like a second fool on the stage.
Don't say far away, just tonight, I made an appointment with a buddy named Tang Wei. He was introduced by me. This person is like me. He plays rock and roll when he has free time, and he also made a record. It seems to be called "There are a group of dreamy Hutong stringers who believe that under the leadership of Uncle Tang, they will create a miracle of rock and roll." The critics call this a combination of new realism and new expressionism, and new bitchism.
This is really evil, and it's even better than me.

I have been waiting for him for a while.
"I'm sorry, I
've been waiting for a long time. Just now I gave birth to someone on the road in a traffic jam." "Hua, you are in a white coat?"
"Obstetrics and gynecology."
Okay, I thought, we can't talk about it. Go together. First, we are not from the same class; second, if he wants to have such a stable and decent job, how can he play rock and roll like me? It is probably just tossing.
I ordered two cups of American style numbly, and then took out my 21 packs of Zhongnanhai, shocked.
As soon as he sat down, he saw my smoke, and a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.
"What do you call a buddy?"
"Ipo, Elizabeth's Yi, Hatano Yui's Bo."
"This name is also tacky, don't like to listen to it. Look at my changed name, which is female and male."
He handed me a business card, formerly known as Tang Wei, former drummer of the Fuck Eggs.
"No...you...you are the singer of "Bone Tickle"? Oh, fuck, I'm just like playing in junior high school. It's awesome. I want to use dream fuck to turn this world of money, just to give you a spiritual orgasm. "
I immediately clipped my tail.
After half a cup of coffee, he suddenly asked me: "Does
it feel refreshing to smoke while drinking coffee?" That's not it. I thought he would use medical knowledge to remind me, but he said, "I quit. But since I quit, it doesn't matter if
I have one." I respectfully put a cigarette on him.
He was smoking a cigarette while chatting with me about his experience in quitting smoking. He said that he had quit ninety-two times, and he was successful all the time. It's only eight times short, which is called irreversible.
"Boy, the benefits of quitting smoking are great. Look at me, it's easy to concentrate and it's especially helpful for art workers."
I don't know what to say, so I can only say that I think so too.

We talked for a long time, and felt more relaxed.
"I don't know when I'm head floating like this."
"Brother, every era has its own hero. The era of our rock and roll is over, but we have to stick to it. Why? Stoke made our Made in China (Made in China). The honey on the street can not change the essence of shit. I can accept that my youth is no longer and the years are flowing, but I It’s just that you can’t accept losing the spirit of rock and roll. What’s
ridiculous is that everybody has his own compelling style. When you look at the pseudo-rock of the water, you always feel like you’re really awesome, and everyone else is special. Stupid, after listening to a few flat-headed Freud, I made it look familiar to the world's literary circles, talking about Dylan Cohen and talking about their second uncle, but secretly crying and crying for the Spring Festival Gala. Little girl. , Be a pilot, figure skating, and don’t even blink your eyes. Look at that behavior.”

I think it’s time to talk about business, so I talked about my thoughts on some of his works, flattering the main thing. He just smiled and didn't say anything, I suspect he didn't listen at all. Even if this topic is stuck here. After a while, neither of us spoke again.
"Listening to the Lord's words is better than reading for ten years. I invite you today." I still couldn't hold back.
"Don't tell me, my brothers don't come to this set. How much money can you have? If I ask, I have to ask. You are better than anything else. You study hard and work honestly.
Cannibalism ." He rummaged all over his body, emptied the bottom of the bag, and his expression was wrong.
"Brother, let me pay."
"Look at brother, this...it's not appropriate. Let's do it,
let’s not take it as an example." "Brother, if you have any chance in the future, don't forget me, brother."
"Go on, look back. Scan the QR code on the business card, and if you have something to ask, please contact me. Don’t worry, I can’t forget you."
"Okay, this is your...your music account? I will definitely follow you. Go back and study
hard !" "What do you want? This is my Alipay account!"


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