Stupid birds fly first?

Brett 2022-04-19 09:02:33

Let's talk about the plot first.

Who said that a quiet country must be safe? Wouldn't that person be more careful when the countryside is quiet. And the setting of various crises is too deliberate, for example, the heroine must be deaf, otherwise the whole family will not be able to sign language. The bald-headed friend who has played since childhood must hang up early, otherwise there will be no pressure later. The heroine's mother must be terminally ill, otherwise she will not be able to cough confidently. The hut was found with great difficulty, and the owner must hang it, otherwise the protagonists will not be able to live with confidence. And the door is locked? Never mind, there must be dog holes to drill. That snake had to be a rattlesnake too, or it wouldn't make a sound. . . . Hahaha, can you guess this plot?

Oh no, I could even be more outrageous than the writers thought. There are still a lot of bugs and brain damage. Since they have all got off the car to be tested, I don’t know if I have taken off my shoes? How many steps can you walk there to attract the big bird that is catching the car? All the big birds are looking at you here, how dare you move? Did the loud noise of grabbing the car attract a flock of birds? Can't you open the door wider when you go out? So what if there are bells, the big bird is not catching you when it catches the bell. Or keep the door closed so no one else comes in? Do you have to hold the bolt tightly to prepare the way for someone who can't close the door and come in? Besides, I don't believe that there are only a few people in the city other than cult organizations? The heroine in the pharmacy attracted a big bird with a soft cry, so you have used it twice so recently! twice! twice! The lighter was never found? And it's still when the big bird turns on the precise positioning mode. Shouldn't such a big alarm attract a flock of big birds? The cult organization has touched your house and still doesn't lock the door? I don't know what the time span is. As far as the length of the male protagonist's beard is concerned, the female protagonist will be healed in a few days? Still food after all these days? And water for bathing? Still have electricity?

What is the meaning of the existence of the heroine's little boyfriend? Just said that there is a shelter in the north, let go north. Before I could say it, the male protagonist had already read the scriptwriter's draft long ago.

An inexplicable phone bomb?

Why not shoot? The big bird will not catch you if he catches a gun, it is possible, hahaha. The heroine was abducted, how did a group of people ambush in front? Besides, why did she kidnap her, didn't the girl play with her as soon as she made a sound? Just because she is fertile? Speaking of survival,

If you come out late, the protagonists will not be able to learn "A Quiet Place". The best place is by the waterfall. If it is in China, it is not necessarily the case. The first to arrive there should be the real estate developers.

Personally, I think the cinema is the best place to go. In the hall, when you close the door, you can sing and dance if you don’t want to?

Remove a few speakers and install them in other places. When danger occurs, turn on "Chicken You Are Too Beautiful" and play it in a loop. Put each speaker as far away as possible. You can't turn it on all at once. Close that one, open the other one. A movie theater has to have dozens of speakers, so repeatedly, switching on and off, the friends are afraid to rush to play. Hahahaha (ಡωಡ)hiahiahia

Do you think this big bird can stand it?

Say annihilation,

This kind of monster is more garbage than the "A Quiet Place". Ancient creatures are not so hard. After all, they are birds, and they are probably similar to larger eagles.

The easiest thing is to just start a fire, a big fire, throw some firecrackers into the fire and you're done. If it happened in China, I guess

Still not enough to eat!

The easiest one is to turn on the propeller of the helicopter and watch the moths fly into the fire as above, but it can't be eaten directly, and it will be smashed.

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